THE JERKY BOYS ALBUM 3

Track List

  1. “Santa’s Delivery – Frank Rizzo” (1:09)
  2. “Lawn Equipment Debate – Sol Rosenberg” (2:18)
  3. “Balloon Rides – Frank Rizzo” (2:07)
  4. “The Dresser – Kissel” (1:11)
  5. “Silly Food – Frank Rizzo” (1:12)
  6. “Sol’s Chainsaw Shock – Sol Rosenberg” (1:13)
  7. “Stop That – Tarbash” (2:35)
  8. “Chainsaw Shock, Pt. 2 – Sol Rosenberg” (2:22)
  9. “Tandem Bicycles – Jack Tor s” (1:39)
  10. “Safety Gates – Frank Rizzo” (3:30)
  11. “Bamm! – Curly G.” (1:29)
  12. “Facelift Without Surgery – Jack Tor s” (1:35)
  13. “Lawnmower Sale – Big Ole’ Bad Ass Bob the Cattle Rustler” (2:46)
  14. “Tarbash’s New Shoes – Tarbash” (1:39)
  15. “Signin’ – Rosine” (2:38)
  16. “No! – Mike Derucki” (:25)
  17. “Sol’s Civil War Memorabilia – Sol Rosenberg” (3:46)
  18. “Civil War Memorabilia, Pt. 2 – Sol Rosenberg” (2:07)
  19. “Bad Tomatoes – Nikos” (1:23)
  20. “Florida, The Tropical State – Jack Tor s” (3:32)
  21. “TV Repair – Kissel/Pico” (2:35)
  22. “1-800-How’s My Driving? – Frank Rizzo” (2:38)
  23. “Bad Ass Massage – Big Ole’ Bad Ass Bob the Cattle Rustler” (2:36)
  24. “Paradise – Jack Tor s” (1:27)
  25. “Body Building – Frank Rizzo” (3:31)
  26. “Kissel Crooner – Kissel” (1:46)
  27. “Angry Camper’s Dad – Frank Rizzo” (1:49)
  28. “Bird Feed – Sol Rosenberg” (3:33)
  29. “New Awnings – Mike Derucki” (3:57)

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Sol’s Chainsaw Shock

Sol’s Chainsaw Shock

00:03 Speaker 1: “Hello? Hello?”

00:05 Sol Rosenberg: “Hello?”

00:06 Speaker 1: “Hello?”

00:07 Sol Rosenberg: “Hello?”

00:08 Speaker 1: “Yes. Hi, I’m calling about your ad.”

00:10 Sol Rosenberg: “Yes.”

00:11 Speaker 1: “I’m interested in the chainsaw.”

00:14 Sol Rosenberg: “Yes.”

00:15 Speaker 1: “Is it still available?”

00:18 Sol Rosenberg: “Let me look and see.”

00:19 Speaker 1: “Thank you.”

00:20 Sol Rosenberg: “Hold on a moment.”

00:31 Speaker 1: “Are you okay?”

00:34 Sol Rosenberg: “Christ!”

00:46 Speaker 1: “Are you okay?”

00:51 Sol Rosenberg: “Hello?”

00:52 Speaker 1: “Hi, are you okay?”

00:53 Sol Rosenberg: “I may have to call you back.”

00:54 Speaker 1: “Okay, I’ll call back.”

00:56 Sol Rosenberg: “I don’t think I can walk no more. Don’t be sore.”

01:00 Speaker 1: “Do you want me to call the police?”

01:01 Sol Rosenberg: “No, don’t be sore at me. Okay?”

01:04 Speaker 1: “Alright.”

01:05 Sol Rosenberg: “Just give me 10 minutes.”

01:06 Speaker 1: “All right, I’ll call you.”

01:07 Sol Rosenberg: “Okay. Thank you.”

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