Best Jerky Boys Quotes


Top 10 Jerky Boys Quotes That Will Make You Laugh Out Loud

Are you a fan of the Jerky Boys, the legendary prank call duo that inspired countless comedians? Do you want to relive some of their most hilarious moments? Look no further than our top 10 Jerky Boys quotes!

  1. “You’re gonna be picking your teeth up off the floor when I get done with you, buddy!” – Frank Rizzo
  2. “Hello, sir. I was just calling to find out if you could help me. I got a dead horse in the back of my truck, and I don’t know what to do with it.” – Jack Tors
  3. “You want me to come down there with a pair of pliers and a blowtorch?” – Sol Rosenberg
  4. “Listen, sweetheart, if you don’t want to go out with me, just say so. Don’t make up some excuse about your grandmother being sick.” – Frank Rizzo
  5. “Is this the Chinaman? No, this is not the Chinaman. This is the owner of the Chinese restaurant. What you want?” – Jack Tors
  6. “I got a guy here who’s looking to rent a toupee for a week. You got anything available?” – Saul Rosenberg
  7. “You want me to come down there and pound your face into a jelly?” – Frank Rizzo
  8. “You’ve got some nerve calling me at home. Do you know what time it is? It’s four in the morning!” – Jack Tors
  9. “Is this the movie theater? Yes, this is the movie theater. What movie you wanna see?” – Sol Rosenberg
  10. “You better watch your back, pal. I’m gonna come down there and crack your head open like a coconut.” – Frank Rizzo

These Jerky Boys quotes are just a taste of the hilarity that awaits you when you listen to their prank calls. And what better way to show your love for the Jerky Boys than by sporting some of their merchandise from

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