Birthday prank calls
Johnny Brennan, in character, calls the birthday person. Frank Rizzo, Sol Rosenberg, Jack Tors, or whoever fits. You feed us the dirt. They stay in character. You get the reaction.
This is a custom call, not a shirt. If you want one, use the contact form and say it is for a birthday prank. If you want merch instead, the shop is the main store.
What you get
- A live call, about 1–2 minutes, from a Jerky Boys character
- Written from the details you send — quirks, jobs, family, the stuff only their people know
- You pick the character and a window for the call
- You can listen in / record the reaction
Studio recordings (an MP3, no live call) are the other option if a live hit is not practical. Same contact form. Same dirt.
Custom calls are $299.
How to order
- Contact the store with the subject “Birthday prank”
- Who is getting called, their number, and the date/time window
- Character: Frank Rizzo, Sol Rosenberg, Jack Tors, Kissel, or another regular
- The funny stuff — and anything that is off limits
No soundboard. No recycled script. If the person is not a good sport, skip it.
Characters
Frank Rizzo
Blue-collar Queens, volume up, complaints that should not be said out loud. Best for people who can take a beating and still laugh.
Sol Rosenberg
Nervous, medical, glasses going crazy. Slow-burn confusion. Best when the birthday person will try to be helpful.
Jack Tors
Does not read the room. The call goes places. Only if everyone involved actually wants that.
Other regulars on request.
Not just birthdays
Same setup works for an anniversary, a roast, a holiday, or “it is Tuesday.” Say the occasion in the form.
FAQ
Is this a recording or a live call?
Live call is the usual birthday job. A studio MP3 is available if you cannot get them on the phone.
Can I set boundaries?
Yes. Tell us what not to say before the call.
Can I record it?
Yes. A lot of people do.
How do I pay?
We will send payment details after the contact form. Do not put card numbers in the message.