Gay Hard Hat
The Jerky Boys, album 1
Title: Gay Hard Hat
Characters: Jack Tors
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The album “The Jerky Boys” turned out to be the first of many albums. It is the self-titled debut comedy album of the Jerky Boys duo released in 1993. The Jerky Boys’ first album reached platinum sales status and put Jerky Boys comedy on the map.
The Jerky Boys Album 1 contains all the Jerky Boys classics.
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Track List
“Irate Tile Man”
“Unemployed Painter”
“Laser Surgery”
“Insulator Job”
“Egyptian Magician”
“Sol’s Glasses”
“Car Salesman”
“Sushi Chef”
“Super Across The Way”
“The Gay Model”
“The Home Wrecker”
“Auto Mechanic”
“Dental Malpractice”
“Starter Motor Repair”
“Hurt At Work”
“Hot Rod Mover”
“Firecracker Mishap”
“Punitive Damages”
“Piano Tuner”
“Gay Hard Hat”
“Uncle Freddie”
The Jerky Boys, album 1
Title: Gay Hard Hat
Characters: Jack Tors
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The Jerky Boys, album 1
Title: Piano Tuner
Characters: Frank Rizzo
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The Jerky Boys, album 1
Title: Punitive Damages
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The Jerky Boys, album 1
Title: Firecracker Mishap
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The Jerky Boys, album 1
Title: Hurt At Work
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In this skit, a comedic portrayal unfolds as two characters engage in a phone conversation about an alleged workplace injury. Voice 2 claims to have been hurt at work, seeking legal assistance. Initially, Voice 1 transfers the call to Voice 3, an attorney, assuming Voice 2 needs legal help. However, Voice 2 seems more focused on emotional distress caused by their boss’s hurtful words than the physical injury.
Voice 3, the attorney, attempts to ascertain the situation, confused by Voice 2’s mix of emotional and physical complaints. Voice 2’s exaggerated claims include falling down stairs and their shoes falling off, alongside emotional distress from their boss’s remarks. Voice 3 tries to navigate the situation, suggesting a visit to file a claim.
The humor arises from Voice 2’s exaggerated description of the incident and the attorney’s attempt to understand and address the situation seriously. The conversation, laden with misunderstandings, showcases the disparity between the caller’s expectations and the attorney’s legal perspective. Ultimately, the skit comically highlights the absurdity in miscommunication and exaggerated claims while attempting to seek legal advice for a workplace incident.
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The Jerky Boys, album 1
Title: Starter Motor Repair
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The Jerky Boys, album 1
Title: Auto Mechanic
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In this skit, a phone call unfolds between two individuals regarding a job at an auto mechanic shop. Voice 2, the job applicant, asserts they have seven years of experience, specifically with race cars. However, when asked about an inspection license, Voice 2 dodges the question, claiming to have all necessary qualifications.
After being directed to speak with the boss, Voice 2 continues the conversation in a confrontational manner, reiterating their extensive experience but failing to clarify certain details about their qualifications. The boss, Voice 3, invites Voice 2 for an interview, but the conversation turns aggressive when Voice 2 makes inappropriate remarks and insists on starting work immediately, assuming they’ve been hired without confirmation.
The skit humorously highlights the disconnect between the applicant’s overconfidence and lack of professionalism. Voice 2’s aggressive attitude and presumptuousness about being hired clash with the boss’s cautious and measured approach to hiring. The conversation escalates comically, ending with Voice 2 arrogantly planning to show up the next day with tools, despite not actually being hired. The absurdity lies in Voice 2’s brashness and the boss’s bewildered but somewhat tolerant responses to the applicant’s outrageous behavior.
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The Jerky Boys, album 1
Title: The Home Wrecker
Characters: Jocko Johnson
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The Jerky Boys, album 1
Title: The Gay Model
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Summary: The skit unfolds as Crystal receives a call from an enthusiastic but bizarre individual, Voice 1, inquiring about a modeling job. Crystal, seemingly oblivious to the oddity, engages in conversation, expressing excitement about the caller’s purported talents. However, things take a peculiar turn when Voice 1 describes unconventional acts, including self-immolation as a performance, beating animals on stage, and the ability to pull large furniture from his posterior.
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The Jerky Boys, album 1
Title: Super Across The Way
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