Get a Personalized Greeting

Are you a huge fan of The Jerky Boys?

Well, you’re in luck. Now you can get your very own Jerky Boys recording. Have Frank Rizzo, Sol Rosenberg, Jack Tor s, Kissel, the Big Ole Badass Bob The Cattle Rustler, or any of the other zany Jerky characters call you or your friends for a special occasion. It’s the perfect way to let your loved ones know you’re thinking about them…

Here are the Jerky Boys characters that you can choose from:

(These are the most famous and popular characters. Should your favorite “Jerky” be missing, please let us know.)


Frank Rizzo
Frank Rizzo
Sol Rosenberg
Sol Rosenberg
Jack Tors
Jack Tors
Big Ole Badass Bob The Cattle Rustler
Big Ole Badass Bob The Cattle Rustler


The Jerky Boys are here for any occasion. Really, you can give the gift of a recording at any time! Whether it’s for a birthday, an anniversary, a wedding, or any other special occasions we can think of:


Bar Mitzvah
Bat Mitzvah
Baby Shower
Bachelorette Party
Bachelor Party




New Years
Valentine’s Day
St. Patrick’s Day 
Memorial Day
Mother’s Day
Father’s Day
Independence Day


Polar Bear Swim Day
Mardi Grass
Cinco de Mayo
Proposal Day
Flatmate’s Day
Friendship Day
International Youth Day
National Hug Day
Boss Day


This is a must-have gift for any Jerky Boys fan. The process is quite simple. Just choose your favorite Jerky Boys character, tell us a little about your friend, and we’ll call you right up.
The recordings are personalized, so please give us some juicy “dirt” on whoever you are buying the recording for. We want to make sure that they’re sufficiently roasted. The recordings are about 1-2 minutes long and they are sent as web playable files by email, along with new Jerky Boys artwork.