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The Jerky Boys, Stop Staring at Me!
Title: Burial Vaults
Characters: Big Ole Bad Ass Bob the Cattle Rustler
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The Jerky Boys, Stop Staring at Me!
Title: Burial Vaults
Characters: Big Ole Bad Ass Bob the Cattle Rustler
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The Jerky Boys, album 3
Title: Bad Ass Massage
Characters: Big Ole’ Bad Ass Bob the Cattle Rustler
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The skit begins with a phone call to a massage parlor, where a man inquires about getting a massage specifically for his backside due to discomfort from driving a truck all day. He’s rather insistent and uses colorful language to describe the state of his backside, requesting a massage to alleviate the discomfort.
Despite the receptionist’s attempts to offer different types of massages, the caller persists in emphasizing his need for attention to his rear end. He speaks loudly and aggressively, causing confusion and frustration for the staff attending to the call. He repeatedly emphasizes the state of his backside, comparing it to unusual and humorous things like ricotta cheese in a plastic bag or a pillow stepped on by a football team.
The exchange escalates as the caller continues to emphasize the urgency and condition of his backside while the receptionist tries to explain the limitations of their services. Eventually, the receptionist decides to hang up on the caller due to his persistent and disruptive behavior.
Overall, the skit humorously highlights the miscommunication and frustration that arises from the caller’s insistence on an unconventional and specific request for a massage, focusing solely on his backside, while the receptionist tries to navigate the conversation professionally.
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The Jerky Boys, album 3
Title: Lawnmower Sale
Characters: Big Ole’ Bad Ass Bob the Cattle Rustler
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The skit presents a comical phone conversation between two individuals discussing the sale of various items, primarily focusing on a lawnmower, a chainsaw, and a log splitter. The conversation, laden with sarcasm and humor, revolves around the confusion caused by vague inquiries and the seller’s humorous responses.
Voice 1, the seller, is initially confused about the caller’s intentions and attempts to decipher what specific item they are interested in. Voice 2, the potential buyer, struggles to articulate their needs clearly, leading to witty exchanges and playful banter.
Voice 1 humorously mocks Voice 2’s preferences, insinuating laziness for wanting a riding lawnmower and jokingly offering a lawnmower with a television. The seller playfully negotiates prices, proposing absurdly low amounts and suggesting physical gestures as part of the deal.
The conversation continues with exaggerated pricing and playful banter, ending with Voice 1 proposing a significantly reduced price for the lawnmower, amusingly noting how the offer spikes the caller’s interest. The skit showcases confusion, playful negotiations, and exaggerated humor throughout the conversation, creating an amusing scenario centered on a simple sales inquiry.
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