The Jerky Boys Album 2

Track List

“Pablo Honey” (0:39)
“Drinking Problem” (1:44)
“Pet Cobra” (0:57)
“Sol’s Warts” (1:46)
“Breast Enlargement” (2:17)
“Roofing” (2:39)
“Gay Hairdresser” (2:00)
“Volunteer” (1:50)
“Terrorist Pizza” (2:40)
“Pico’s Mexican Hairpiece” (2:38)
“A Little Emergency” (1:05)
“Sparky The Clown” (1:56)
“Security Service” (3:48)
“Sol’s Nude Beach” (2:25)
“Diamond Dealer” (1:55)
“Sol’s Naked Photo” (1:25)
“The Mattress King” (1:52)
“Ball Game Beating” (2:52)
“Sporting Goods” (1:10)
“Scaffolding” (1:05)
“Sex Therapy” (1:45)
“Sol’s Phobia” (2:56)
“Cremation Services” (1:42)
“Pizza Lawyer” (2:41)
“Fava Beans” (1:34)
“Husband Beating” (1:23)
“*Bonus Track” (0:06)

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Fava Beans

The Jerky Boys, album 2

Title: Fava Beans

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Summary:

In this comedic phone conversation skit, a disgruntled customer calls a restaurant to complain about becoming sick after eating Fava beans. The customer accuses the restaurant of serving him the beans that allegedly caused his illness. The exchange becomes increasingly absurd and humorous as the customer describes his extreme symptoms, including his wife lying in a bowl of urine and vomiting. The restaurant employee, identified as Charlie, vehemently denies serving any Fava beans and questions the accuracy of the customer’s claims. The conversation takes a surreal turn when the customer threatens to come to the restaurant and make Charlie eat his own shoes. Despite the escalating tension, Charlie continues to deny any wrongdoing, insisting that the Fava beans are good and nothing untoward happened. The skit plays with the absurdity of the situation, creating humor through the exaggerated nature of the customer’s complaints and the restaurant employee’s incredulous responses. The comedic element is heightened by the over-the-top threats and bizarre scenarios described by the customer. Ultimately, the skit ends with the customer expressing skepticism about the restaurant’s food quality, and the restaurant employee maintaining his innocence, leaving the resolution ambiguous and the humor intact.

 
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Scaffolding

The Jerky Boys, album 2

Title: Scaffolding

Characters: Frank Rizzo

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In this skit, the phone rings, and Frank answers the call seeking help for a complicated situation. He reveals that he’s in charge of a scaffold with people stuck on it, which he had initially rigged for his boss. However, the number of people on the scaffold exceeded the recommended limit, causing panic. Frank confesses to putting nine people on a 22-foot scaffold designed for two.

As Frank describes the chaotic scene, he explains that the scaffold has become detached from the wall, leading to some individuals falling into bushes. To complicate matters further, there are women on the scaffold screaming, and an elderly lady on a higher floor is firing shots. Frank urgently asks for assistance in getting the elderly lady off the wall.

The person on the other end of the line questions why the elderly lady is on the scaffold in the first place, to which Frank replies that he needs to rescue the people stuck on the scaffold before his boss returns to the site. The conversation reveals that the scaffold is five floors high, and the suggestion is made to involve the fire department with a bucket for rescue.

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