Picos Mexican Hairpiece

The Jerky Boys, album 2

Title: Pico’s Mexican Hairpiece

Characters: Pico

Summary: 

“Pico’s Mexican Hairpiece” features Frank Rizzo delivering a loud and unpredictable prank call. The concept is unusual from the start and quickly becomes chaotic. Miscommunication drives the humor forward at a fast pace. Frank’s bold reactions keep the energy high throughout. It captures the raw, unscripted style that made the Jerky Boys famous. Fans love its originality and intensity. The call stands out for its bizarre premise. A memorable piece of classic prank call comedy.

Transcript:

0:01 Phone rings…

0:03 Voice 1: “How may I help you?”

0:04 Voice 2: “Hello?”

0:05 Voice 1: ‘Hello.”

0:06 Voice 2: “Right. This is (Ketzel). I want you to put a hairpiece on a fellow I got workin’ for me. I own a nice big store. And I got some kid I took off the street but he looks so silly. I told him why don’t you get one of ’em hairpieces on. But he gets pretty offended ‘coz he don’t speak English too good.”

0:25 Voice 1: “Well, sure. We can fix him up.”

0:27 Voice 2: “I met him on the street. He was pickin’ daisies and what-not. I said you want a job. I’ll give you a job. And he said – I don’t know what he said truthfully. I can’t understand him.”

0:36 Voice 1: “Uh-huh.”

0:37 Voice 2: “Yeah. But what he needs – he needs a good hairstyle, of course. I don’t know. I don’t know. There’s something about his appearance.”

0:44 Voice 1: “Where do you work?”

0:45 Voice 2: “His name, his name is Pico or something like that.”

0:47 Voice 1: “Pico.”

0:48 Pico: “What? Hello? Hello?”

0:51 Voice 1: “Hello.”

0:52 Pico: “Yeah. This is Pico.”

0:53 Voice 1: “Yeah, Pico.”

0:54 Pico: “He wants to make better hair on top of my hair because he says he don’t like my head the way it is now.”

0:59 Voice 1: “Well, that’s good. We can fix you up. I have one.”

1:01 Pico: “OK. How is it – what do you do there? Plugs or something like that?”

1:05 Voice 1: “No. No. I’m going to fix you up a nice hairpiece.”

1:08 Pico: “OK. That sounds good. I put it on top of my head. What do you do and how do you do it?”

1:13 Voice 1: “Well, you got this tape and you just stick up there and it stays there.”

1:17 Pico: “This piece of hair I tape it on the back of my hair or how does it go?”

1:22 Voice 1: “No. No. No. You tape it on the hairpiece that sticks on your head.”

1:25 Pico: “Hold on. You talk…”

1:26 Voice 2: “Hey, why you get off the (inaudible)? Get off. Go back to work. Go – hello?”

1:33 Voice 1: “Hello.”

1:34 Voice 2: “Yeah. What? I want him to get a hairpiece but I don’t really appreciate you…”

1:38 Pico: “I was only kind of explaining something to him. He tried to tell me.”

1:41 Voice 2: “Get away from me. I don’t appreciate you tryin’ to take my business away speaking to the guy like this because, you know, he gotta get to work.”

1:51 Voice 1: “Oh, I see.”

1:52 Voice 2: “Yeah, because – oh – get back. Go to work.”

1:56 Pico: “(Inaudible 01:56). Who the hell are you?”

1:58 Voice 2: “I said go to work. Hey, you know, I don’t know where you get off speakin’ to him about hairstyles when he got work to do.”

2:06 Voice 1: “Yeah, I see.”

2:07 Voice 2: “You know, I caught him stealing some peanuts and some money and he keeps sendin’ it to his family.”

2:13 Pico: “Who the fuck are you?! You’re a liar!”

2:15 Voice 2: “Get back to work before I give you a beatin’. OK? Are you there?”

2:20 Voice 1: ‘I’m here.”

2:21 Voice 2: “Right. You know, yesterday I kicked him so hard that he would say I don’t understand. He is acting crazy now.”

2:28 Voice 1: “Uh-huh.”

2:29 Voice 2: “Yeah, because I kicked him in his little hiney.”

2:32 Voice 1: “Oh, I see.”

2:33 Voice 2: “Right. OK. You are starting to – you’re really gettin’ on my case now. OK? I’ll see you later.”

2:38 Voice 1: “OK.”

Pico’s Mexican Hairpiece – A Classic Jerky Boys Prank Call

“Pico’s Mexican Hairpiece” is a classic Jerky Boys prank call that showcases the group’s ability to turn unusual ideas into unforgettable comedy. Featuring the unmistakable Frank Rizzo, this skit blends confusion, bold delivery, and fast escalation into a chaotic exchange that fans still enjoy.

This is Jerky Boys at their core, raw, unscripted, and driven entirely by character. It’s exactly what made them true crank call legends and helped define the era of classic comedy albums.

What Happens in “Pico’s Mexican Hairpiece”

The call begins with an unusual premise involving a hairpiece, but it quickly becomes something much more unpredictable. Once Frank Rizzo takes control, the conversation escalates through confusion and exaggerated reactions.

The humor builds through:

• A strange and memorable concept
• Miscommunication that grows with every response
• Over-the-top reactions that fuel the chaos
• A character who refuses to clarify or back down

This is what makes Jerky Boys prank calls so effective, transforming even the oddest ideas into comedic gold.

The Frank Rizzo Signature Style

Frank Rizzo remains one of the most recognizable voices in classic comedy albums, and this skit highlights his strengths perfectly.

His performance includes:

• Loud, commanding delivery that dominates the call
• Exaggerated reactions that drive the humor
• Fast pacing that keeps listeners engaged
• A personality that turns confusion into comedy

This character-driven approach helped turn simple recordings into lasting comedy collectibles that fans continue to revisit.

Why Fans Love This

Fans keep coming back to “Pico’s Mexican Hairpiece” because it delivers a unique and memorable experience:

• A bizarre premise that stands out instantly
• Raw, unscripted humor that feels authentic
• Frank Rizzo at full intensity
• A conversation that keeps escalating without pause

For collectors of Jerky Boys merchandise, this skit adds variety and personality to any collection.

Perfect For

This prank call is perfect for:

• Fans of classic comedy albums
• Collectors of comedy collectibles
• Anyone exploring custom prank calls
• Listeners who enjoy bold, unpredictable humor

Whether you’re discovering the Jerky Boys or revisiting their most unique moments, this track delivers.

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A Piece of Comedy History

The Jerky Boys built their reputation by turning strange ideas into unforgettable comedy. Their prank calls became cultural moments that still resonate today.

“Pico’s Mexican Hairpiece” reflects that creative approach perfectly. It’s raw, direct, and powered entirely by personality. That authenticity is what keeps fans coming back.

Owning or revisiting this skit means adding another unique piece of classic comedy history to your collection.

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