Sporting Goods

The Jerky Boys, album 2

Title: Sporting Goods

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0:01 Phone rings..

0:06 Voice 1: “Thank you for calling… [Inaudible 00:07] speaking.”

0:09 Voice 2: “Yes.  Do you have tennis ball machines there?”

0:14 Voice 1: “Uh, no.”

0:15 Voice 2: “Oh, you don’t.  Do you have any kind of bungee rope or something?”

0:19 Voice 1: “Bungee rope?”

0:20 Voice 2: “Right.”

0:21 Voice 3: “[Inaudible 00:21].”

0:23 Voice 1: “No, we don’t.”

0:24 Voice 2: “Do you have any cleats, like golf cleats?”

0:26 Voice 1: “Do we have golf cleats?  Yes, we do.”

0:31 Voice 2: “Okay, would it possible for me to come in there and have one of the gentlemen that works there put on a pair of golf cleats and like just kick me around the fuckin’ store and… and like step on me in front of the people there?”

0:45 Voice 1: “Could you say that again?  I didn’t hear you.  Hello.”

0:49 Voice 2: “Hello.”

0:50 Voice 1: “Yeah.  Would you say that again?  I didn’t hear you.

0:51 Voice 2: “Yes, I wanted to know if you have golf cleats there.”

0:54 Voice 1: “Yes, we do.”

0:55 Voice 2: “Okay.  Is it possible that I come in and try them on and see if they fit well?”

1:01 Voice 1: “[Inaudible 01:01]… No, say what you said in the beginning.”

1:04 Voice 2: “Yes.  I want to know if I… coz everywhere I go, they don’t seem to fit well and I just want to make sure I get a proper fit.”