The Jerky Boys, album 2
0:01 Phone rings..
0:03 Voice 1: “Hello.”
0:04 Frank: “Hi. How’re you doin’ there chief? Look, I need a little help. You guys repair motors?”
0:08 Voice 1: “[Inaudible 00:08]. Who’s this?”
0:10 Frank: “This is Frank. I got a little problem. You see what happened here. I got some people on a scaffold. They just… it’s, you know, my boss’ scaffold. I got, you know, all these people watched me rig the job. Then they were all standing around. They want rides. I put about nine people on a 22-footer. I took them up there and then they started to fuckin’ panic. I got one of the motors stuck. I’m up around the fifth floor.
0:30 Voice 1: “But you’re only supposed to have two people.”
0:31 Frank: “I know, I know, I know, but all these people were asking me nice if they could go up. I had a couple of broads up there. They panicked. The scaffold come away from the wall. A couple of them went down in the bushes. I got some serious fuckin’ problems here. Then I’ve got the women on the scaffold screamin’ and some old lady up the fuckin’ floor above starts firin’. I clam-shot her down on the fuckin’ people on a rig. You can… you can get her off the wall?”
0:52 Voice 1: “Well, what in hell for is she up?”
0:54 Frank: “So [Inaudible 00:54], I got, you know, eight, nine people on there fuckin’ and I gotta get them down before my boss comes back to the site tonight.”
0:59: Voice 1: “How high is the way up?”
1:00 Frank: “It’s up five floors.”
1:01 Voice 1: “You better get the fire department with a bucket out there.”
1:04 Frank: “Oh, for Christ’s sake. I’ll call you back.”
1:05 Voice 1: “Okay.”