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Personalized Jerky Boys Recording

$300.00 $200.00

Have you always wanted to prank call your friend but have never known how to? Caller ID certainly makes crank calling more difficult today. Well, with this product, The Jerky Boys do the work for you.

This personalized Jerky Boys recording can prank your friend or family member better than you ever could.

 

Category: The Jerky Boys Voice Recordings
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Description

The process is very simple. Just choose your favorite Jerky Boys character, tell us a little about your friend, and we’ll record a “roast” about them. The recordings are personalized, so please give us some juicy dirt on whoever you are buying the recording for. We want to make sure that they’re sufficiently roasted.

The recordings are 1-2 minutes long and they are sent as web playable files (MP3’s) by email, along with brand new Jerky Boys artwork. The messages are done in a recording studio.

You can choose from:
Frank Rizzo — a blue-collar foul-mouthed Italian-American with bizarre complaints
Sol Rosenberg — a frail, middle-aged New York Jew who suffers from comical ailments
Jack Tors — a flamboyant homosexual man who takes part in various sexual activities
Frank Kissel — a World War II vet and ex-singer who uses a wheelchair
Big Ole Badass Bob the Cattle Rustler — a Texan who drives a semi-truck

Or, if you’re not a fan of any of those, just let us know which of the other 17 regular Jerky characters you would like instead. These recordings are perfect for any occasion, such as a birthday, holiday, or anniversary. It’s a great way to let the Jerky fan in your life know that you “appreciate” them.

Hell, if you want, you can even use the recordings for your own voicemail message! The opportunities are endless. Just keep whatever it is that you want The Jerky Boys to say under 2 minutes long, you silly ass!

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Frank Rizzo

Frank Rizzo

an extremely abrasive, foul-mouthed blue-collar Italian-American New Yorker with bizarre complaints and requests

Sol Rosenberg

Sol Rosenberg

a frail, insecure, male middle-aged to elderly New York Jew who suffers from various, and often comical problems and ailments. Somewhat childish in his demeanor, Sol seeks treatment for problems ranging from genital warts to a fear of his own shadow.

Jack Tors

Jack Tors

a flamboyant homosexual man who frequently takes part in bizarre sexual activities and is looking for assistance or supplies related to this. Also a musician, catwalk model, casting director and a dancer

Big Ole Badass Bob The Cattle Rustler

Big Ole Badass Bob The Cattle Rustler

an American Westerner/Texan who drives a semi-truck

Mike Derucki

Mike Derucki

An out-of-work painter

Frank Kissel

Frank Kissel

an aged World War II veteran and ex-singer who uses a wheelchair

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  • Big Ole Badass Bob The Cattle Rustler
  • curly G., Cradle Rock
  • Frank Kissel
  • Frank Rizzo
  • Jack Tors
  • Jake the truck driver
  • Jocko Johnson
  • Mike Derucki
  • Nikos
  • Paul Rizzo
  • Pico
  • Rosine
  • Sammy Cox
  • Sol Rosenberg
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  • Stop Staring at Me! (Album 5)
  • Tarbash, the Egyptian Magician
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  • THE JERKY BOYS ALBUM 2
  • THE JERKY BOYS ALBUM 3
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  • The Jerky Tapes (Album 6)
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