The Gay Model

The Jerky Boys, album 1

Title: The Gay Model

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Summary

Transcript:

0:00 Phone rings..
0:01 Crystal: “Hello.”

0:02 Voice 1: “Hello Crystal.”

0:03 Crystal: “Who’s this?”

0:04 Voice 1: “Uhh, this is a friend. Listen, I was told to call you…”

0:07 Crystal: “Okay.”

0:08 Voice 1: “…for a modeling job.”

0:09 Crystal: “Yes.”

0:10 Voice 1: “I wanna to show you my goods.”

0:12 Crystal: “You will need to…”

0:14 Voice 1: “Yes, I want to come in and just give it all. I want to show you what I’m  capable of.”

0:17 Crystal: “Oh, excellent! Really fantastic! Why don’t you just come in, okay? I’ll give you the address. Uh, how tall are you?”

0:25 Voice 1: “Pardon?”

0:26 Crystal: “How tall are you?

0:26 Voice 1: “Oh, I’m approximately 6 foot 1.”

0:29 Crystal: “Oh, wow! Excellent! Have you ever done runway?”

0:32 Voice 1: “Uh, runway is just old hat to me sweetheart.”

0:35 Crystal: “Laughter… ahh!”

0:37 Voice 1: “Let me… let me tell you what I really do. I soak myself in lamp oil and then I burn myself in front of the crowd.”

0:46: Crystal: “Oh.”

0:46 Voice 1: “It works.”

0:47 Crystal: “I…”

0:47 Voice 1: “Honey, listen. It works.”

0:49 Crystal: “Gonna be appropriate, I mean.”

0:50 Voice 1: “Oh, it’s appropriate.”

0:51 Crystal: “[Inaudible 00:51].”

0:52 Voice 1: “People love it. The people love it.”

0:55 Crystal: “Have you… how many times have you…?”

0:57 Voice 1: “Well, I’ve burned myself several times. I’m only scarred about the face and breast, chest, neck and head. It’s not too bad, but… umm, other than that, I look fine. A little makeup conceals everything.”

1:10 Crystal: “Well, uh.”

1:11 Voice 1: “Look, I have other acts too.”

1:12 Crystal: “Uh! Listen, why don’t I put you on hold for a second?”

1:15 Voice 1: “Hurry up.”

1:17 Laughter in the background.

1:21 Crystal: “Hello.”

1:22 Voice 1: “Yes. It’s…”

1:23 Crystal: “Burn man?”

1:23 Voice 1: “Crystal?”

1:24 Crystal: “Are you the burn man?”

1:25 Voice 1: “Yes.”

1:26 Crystal: “Oh, okay.”

1:27 Voice 1: “Listen to me.”

1:28 Crystal: “Yes.”

1:29 Voice 1: “I have other little… the… little tricks I do, trinkets and what not. I jump around with dogs on the stage. I bring a little chipmunk in and a little monkey and I beat him senseless in front of the crowd. They love that. I put a little ballerina skirt on the monkey and I beat him into oblivion. The crowd seems to love this.”

1:48 Crystal: “Oh!”

1:49 Voice 1: “Okay. Where can we go with this?”

1:51 Crystal: “Okay, does that have…”

1:52 Voice 1: “Show me.”

1:53 Crystal: “[Inaudible 01:53].”

1:53 Voice 1: “Talk to me you silly little freak.”

1:55 Crystal: “Why don’t you just come in to the [Inaudible 01:57] and maybe we can see it in person and we could discuss it.”

2:00 Voice 1: “Okay. Umm… also I’m …I’m known very, very well for pulling large pieces of furniture from my ass.”

2:08 Crystal: Laughs hysterically.

2:10 Crystal: “From your ass?”

2:11 Laughter in the background.

2:12 Voice 1: “Yes. I’ve been… I’ve been doing it for years. I’m the best. I… see, I could bring you…”

2:17 Crystal: “[Inaudible 02:17]…”

2:17 Voice 1: “I could…”

2:18 Crystal: “…large furniture out of his ass.”

2:21 Laughter

2:22 Voice 1: “Honey, would you just give me the chance?”

2:24 Crystal: “Okay, I’ll…”

2:25 Voice 1: “Let me come down there and go nuts. I will freak you out.”

2:28 Crystal: “Oh, I know you’ll freak me [Inaudible 02:30] and you’re freaking me over the phone. Just imagine in person!”

2:33 Voice 1: “Oh, ho! I’d do something when I see you honey that you wouldn’t believe.”

2:36 Crystal: Giggles.

2:37 Voice 1: “Is Ronaldo around?”

2:39 Crystal: “Who?”

2:39 Voice 1: “Ronaldo.”

2:40 Crystal: “Ronaldo?”

2:41 Voice 1: “I want to show him my toolbox.”

2:44 Crystal: “No. It’s Elon, Elon [Inaudible 02:46]. You have to show Elon, not Ronaldo.”

2:48 Voice 1: “Oh! Well, I’d show it…”

2:49 Crystal: “We don’t have a Ronaldo.”

2:49 Voice 1: “Let me tell you something. I’d show it to Elon in a big way honey.”

2:53 Crystal: “Or we have Brett Weir here, so…”

2:55 Voice 1: “Who… Brett Weir? What is that?”

2:57 Crystal: “[Inaudible 02:57]… maybe you can see him.”

2:59 Voice 1: “Ooh! I would love to see him silly.”

3:01 Crystal: “Okay.”

3:01 Voice 1: “Okay, listen. I’ll be down as soon as possible sweetie cakes.’

3:04 Crystal: “Okay, you have the address.”

3:06 Voice 1: “Okay.”

3:06 Crystal: “Okay.”

3:07 Voice 1: “See you later jellyfin.”

3:08 Crystal: “You have the address.”

3:09 Voice 1: “Okay. I have it. Thank you.”

3:11 Crystal: “Okay. Thank you.”

3:11 Voice 1: “Okay, bye-bye.”

“The Gay Model: Breaking Barriers and Celebrating Inclusivity in the Fashion Industry”

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Breaking Stereotypes:

The Gay Model is not just a platform for showcasing stunning fashion photography; it also works to challenge stereotypes and misconceptions surrounding the LGBTQ+ community. Through interviews, articles, and personal stories, the website provides an insight into the unique experiences and perspectives of gay models. By sharing their stories, these models help dispel common misconceptions and showcase the immense talent and professionalism they bring to the fashion industry.

Promoting Inclusivity:

Inclusivity is at the heart of the Gay Model’s mission. By featuring a wide range of gay models from different ethnicities, body types, and backgrounds, the platform strives to promote a more inclusive standard of beauty. The website highlights that beauty comes in all forms and that everyone, regardless of their sexual orientation, deserves to be celebrated and represented in the fashion world.

Empowering LGBTQ+ Youth:

One of the most impactful aspects of the Gay Model is its potential to inspire and empower LGBTQ+ youth. Seeing role models who are unapologetically themselves can have a profound impact on young individuals who may be struggling with their own identity and self-acceptance. The platform’s message of self-love and acceptance sends a powerful signal that everyone deserves to pursue their dreams, regardless of their sexual orientation.

A Catalyst for Change:

The Gay Model website serves as a catalyst for change within the fashion industry. It encourages industry professionals to rethink their approach to casting and to recognize the immense talent within the LGBTQ+ community. By showcasing the incredible work of gay models, the platform calls for a more inclusive and representative industry that embraces diversity on all levels.

The Gay Model website is a powerful force for change in the fashion industry. It celebrates the diversity and talent of gay models, challenging stereotypes and promoting inclusivity. Through its inspiring content and stories, the platform empowers LGBTQ+ youth and encourages the industry to embrace a more inclusive standard of beauty. The Gay Model serves as a beacon of hope, reminding us that the fashion world has a responsibility to reflect the richness and diversity of the world we live in.