Irate Tile Man – Frank Rizzo

0:00 Phone rings..

0:02 Frank Rizzo: “Yeah.”

0:03 Voice 1: “Yes. Can I help you?’”

0:03 Frank Rizzo: “Yeah. How are you, but who’s in charge over there?”

0:06 Voice 1: “What can I do for you sir?”

0:07 Frank Rizzo: “Well listen, I bought 400 square feet of kitchen ceramic tile there today.”

0:11 Voice 1: “Okay.”

0:11 Frank Rizzo: “Alright, now fuckin’ half of these things are busted.”

0:14 Voice 1: “Okay.”

0:15 Frank Rizzo: “Alright, now I’m very angry here.”

0:17 Voice 1: “What kind of tile you got sir?”

0:19 Frank Rizzo: “They were kitchen. They were like a brownish color ceramic tile.”

0:22 Voice 1: “Which brownish color? You have a name on it?

0:24 Frank Rizzo: “It’s tan. It’s like a tan or sandalwood, whatever the fuck you guys call it.”

0:29 Voice 1: “What’s the name sir?”

0:29 Frank Rizzo: “Well, here’s the problem Jerky. Half of them are broken, you understand

and I got a job to do.”

0:35 Voice 1: “Sir, we… we could talk somewhat, you know…”

0:37 Frank Rizzo: “Ahh! Don’t give me this somewhat shit. It’s always a problem with you

guys.”

0:42 Voice 1: “Who am I speakin’ to?”

0:43 Frank Rizzo: “This is Frank, Frank Rizzo.”

0:45 Voice 1: “Huh?”

0:46 Frank Rizzo: “Frank Rizzo. Open your fuckin’ ears jackass.”

0:50 Voice 1: “Hold on.”