Frank Rizzo, THE JERKY BOYS ALBUM 1 0 comments
Irate Tile Man – Frank Rizzo
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Irate Tile Man$1.29
The Jerky Boys, album 1
Title: Irate Tile Man
Characters: Frank Rizzo,
Summary:
Transcript:
0:00 Phone rings..
0:02 Frank Rizzo: “Yeah.”
0:03 Voice 1: “Yes. Can I help you?’”
0:03 Frank Rizzo: “Yeah. How are you, but who’s in charge over there?”
0:06 Voice 1: “What can I do for you sir?”
0:07 Frank Rizzo: “Well listen, I bought 400 square feet of kitchen ceramic tile there today.”
0:11 Voice 1: “Okay.”
0:11 Frank Rizzo: “Alright, now fuckin’ half of these things are busted.”
0:14 Voice 1: “Okay.”
0:15 Frank Rizzo: “Alright, now I’m very angry here.”
0:17 Voice 1: “What kind of tile you got sir?”
0:19 Frank Rizzo: “They were kitchen. They were like a brownish color ceramic tile.”
0:22 Voice 1: “Which brownish color? You have a name on it?
0:24 Frank Rizzo: “It’s tan. It’s like a tan or sandalwood, whatever the fuck you guys call it.”
0:29 Voice 1: “What’s the name sir?”
0:29 Frank Rizzo: “Well, here’s the problem Jerky. Half of them are broken, you understand
and I got a job to do.”
0:35 Voice 1: “Sir, we… we could talk somewhat, you know…”
0:37 Frank Rizzo: “Ahh! Don’t give me this somewhat shit. It’s always a problem with you
guys.”
0:42 Voice 1: “Who am I speakin’ to?”
0:43 Frank Rizzo: “This is Frank, Frank Rizzo.”
0:45 Voice 1: “Huh?”
0:46 Frank Rizzo: “Frank Rizzo. Open your fuckin’ ears jackass.”
0:50 Voice 1: “Hold on.”
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