Hurt At Work

The Jerky Boys, album 1

Title: Hurt At Work




0:00 Phone rings..
0:01 Voice 1: “Hello.”

0:02 Voice 2: “Hello. I was hurt at work today.”

0:04 Voice 1: “Hmm.”

0:05 Voice 2: “Yes.”

0:06 Voice 1: “Yeah, I’ll have you speak to an attorney, okay.”

0:09 Voice 2: “Pardon?”

0:09 Voice 1: “I’ll have you speak to an attorney.”

0:11 Voice 2: “Thank you.”

0:12 Voice 1: “You’re welcome.”

0:14 Some noise

0:15 Voice 3: “Hello.”

0:16 Voice 2: “Hello. Yes, I was hurt at work today.”

0:18 Voice 3: “Yeah, who… uh, who’s told you to call on me?”

0:20 Voice 2: “Well, I got your… your… your ad in the paper.”

0:23 Voice 3: “Okay. Can you come to see me?”

0:24 Voice 2: “Well, listen to me. I was very hurt today.”

0:27 Voice 3: “Yeah.”

0:28 Voice 2: ‘Right. Now, my boss, he reprimanded me and said some very vicious things that I’m very hurt about that…”

0:33 Voice 3: “What do mean hurt? You are hurt by his words or you had an injury?”

0:37 Voice 2: “I… well, I sustained an injury, but I was initially hurt with his words.”

0:41 Voice 3: “Yeah. Uh… that’s a very, very sophisticated type of [Inaudible 00:44] case you have there. Uh… can you come in to see me?”

0:48 Voice 2: “Yea… sure, but listen. He said bad, awful things and I fell down the stairs and my shoes fell off.”

0:54 Voice 3: “Um-hum.”

0:55 Voice 2: “And I feel very hurt about this.”

0:57 Voice 3: “Well, you may be… you mean you’re feeling hurt, emotionally it hurts.”

1:00 Voice 2: “Very, very hurt.”

1:01 Voice 3: “Did you injure your body as well?”

1:03 Voice 2: “Well, my head was bashed apart.”

1:05 Voice 3: “You know, I suggest that you come in to see me about it. We will file a claim for you.”

1:10 Voice 2: “Okay. Alright then!”

1:12 Voice 3: ‘You have my address, right?”

1:13 Voice 2: “Sure I do.”

1:14 Voice 3: “Come in any day of the week between 10 am and 3 pm.”

1:17 Voice 2: “Right. You know what it’s like to be hurt?”

1:19 Voice 3: “Of course I do.”

1:20 Voice 2: “And I hate that.”

1:21 Voice 3: “Well, you have to come in and see me so we can file a claim for you.”

1:24 Voice 2: “Thank you very much.”

1:26 Voice 3: “Okay.”

1:27 Voice 2: “Thank you.”

1:27 Voice 3: “Okay, bye.”