Auto Mechanic
The Jerky Boys, album 1
Title: Auto Mechanic
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Transcript:
0:00 Phone rings..
0:01 Voice 1: “Hello.”
0:02 Voice 2: “Yeah, Auto Mechanic?”
0:04 Voice 1: “Yeah.”
0:05 Voice 2: “Lookin’ for a job.”
0:06 Voice 1: “Huh?”
0:07 Voice 2: “I’m lookin’ for a job.”
0:09 Voice 1: “Okay. Have you have no experience?”
0:11 Voice 2: “Yeah, seven years.”
0:12 Voice 1: “Seven year?”
0:13 Voice 2: “Yeah. I work on race cars.”
0:15 Voice 1: “You have an inspection license?”
0:17 Voice 2: “I work on race cars.”
0:18 Voice 1: “Okay. You have inspection license?”
0:21 Voice 2: “Special what?”
0:22 Voice 1: “Inspection license. You are inspect…”
0:24 Voice 2: “Oh, inspection. Sure, I have all that shit tough guy.”
0:27 Voice 1: “Okay. Talk to my boss.”
0:29 Voice 2: “Right.”
0:30 Voice 1: “Okay?”
0:31 Voice 2: “Yeah.”
0:31 Voice 1: “And tell him everything. You have seven year experience.”
0:34 Voice 2: “Put your boss on. I’ll talk to ’im.”
0:36 Voice 3: “Hello.”
0:37 Voice 2: “Yeah.”
0:37 Voice 3: “Yeah, may I help you?”
0:38 Voice 2: “Called about the job.”
0:40 Voice 3: “What do you mean what about the job? Are you applyin’ for a job?”
0:42 Voice 2: “That’s right tough guy.”
0:44 Voice 3: “Yeah.”
0:44 Voice 2: “Yeah. I work on race cars.”
0:47 Voice 3: “Excuse me.”
0:48 Voice 2: “I worked on race cars for 18 years.”
0:50 Voice 3: “On race cars?”
0:51 Voice 2: “Yes.”
0:52 Voice 3: “You have in your experience inspection license?”
0:54 Voice 2: “Yes, I do.”
0:55 Voice 3: “Alright. Where you workin’ now?”
0:58 Voice 2: “Well, right now I just had to leave an old job because of differences wid my fuckin’ boss.”
1:02 Voice 3: “Huh?”
1:03 Voice 2: “I had problems wid my boss.”
1:05 Voice 3: “You had problems with your boss?”
1:06 Voice 2: “Right.”
1:07 Voice 3: “Uh-huh. Well, I tell you what. You can come down and see me tomorrow.”
1:11: Voice 2: “Yeah, huh? Should I bring my fuckin’ tools?”
1:15 Voice 3: “Excuse me.”
1:16 Voice 2: “Should I bring my toolbox?”
1:17 Voice 3: “[Inaudible 01:17]… I tell what. Call me tomorrow.”
1:20 Voice 2: “Call you when?”
1:21 Voice 3: “Excuse me.”
1:23 Voice 2: “Call you when?”
1:24 Voice 3: “Call me tomorrow. I don’t think you can talk like that. You know you don’t have to call me and talk to me like that.”
1:28 Voice 2: “Alright. Listen, I’ll tell you what I’ll do. I’ll come down with my tools tomorrow. I start work tomorrow.”
1:33 Voice 3: “You want to come down and start work tomorrow?”
1:35 Voice 2: “Yes or no?”
1:36 Voice 3: “I got… oh, wait a minute. I gotta hire you first, guy.”
1:40 Voice 2: “Well, I’m the best.”
1:41 Voice 3: “You’re the best?”
1:42 Voice 2: “That’s right.”
1:43 Voice 3: “Okay.”
1:44 Voice 2: “I’m serious.”
1:45 Voice 3: “I know.”
1:46 Voice 2: “I’ll work circles around ya. I’ll wrap your fuckin’ head in with a ratchet!”
1:50 Voice 3: “Huh?”
1:51 Voice 2: “Ahh and you don’t have anybody down there work like me.”
1:53 Voice 3: “Oh yeah!”
1:54 Voice 2: “That’s right.”
1:55 Voice 3: “Okay.”
1:56 Voice 2: “Okay?
1:56 Voice 3: “Alright.”
1:56 Voice 2: “So I’ll see you tomorrow wid my tools, fuck face.”