Auto Mechanic

The Jerky Boys, album 1

Title: Auto Mechanic

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Transcript:

0:00 Phone rings..
0:01 Voice 1: “Hello.”

0:02 Voice 2: “Yeah, Auto Mechanic?”

0:04 Voice 1: “Yeah.”

0:05 Voice 2: “Lookin’ for a job.”

0:06 Voice 1: “Huh?”

0:07 Voice 2: “I’m lookin’ for a job.”

0:09 Voice 1: “Okay. Have you have no experience?”

0:11 Voice 2: “Yeah, seven years.”

0:12 Voice 1: “Seven year?”

0:13 Voice 2: “Yeah. I work on race cars.”

0:15 Voice 1: “You have an inspection license?”

0:17 Voice 2: “I work on race cars.”

0:18 Voice 1: “Okay. You have inspection license?”

0:21 Voice 2: “Special what?”

0:22 Voice 1: “Inspection license. You are inspect…”

0:24 Voice 2: “Oh, inspection. Sure, I have all that shit tough guy.”

0:27 Voice 1: “Okay. Talk to my boss.”

0:29 Voice 2: “Right.”

0:30 Voice 1: “Okay?”

0:31 Voice 2: “Yeah.”

0:31 Voice 1: “And tell him everything. You have seven year experience.”

0:34 Voice 2: “Put your boss on. I’ll talk to ’im.”

0:36 Voice 3: “Hello.”

0:37 Voice 2: “Yeah.”

0:37 Voice 3: “Yeah, may I help you?”

0:38 Voice 2: “Called about the job.”

0:40 Voice 3: “What do you mean what about the job? Are you applyin’ for a job?”

0:42 Voice 2: “That’s right tough guy.”

0:44 Voice 3: “Yeah.”

0:44 Voice 2: “Yeah. I work on race cars.”

0:47 Voice 3: “Excuse me.”

0:48 Voice 2: “I worked on race cars for 18 years.”

0:50 Voice 3: “On race cars?”

0:51 Voice 2: “Yes.”

0:52 Voice 3: “You have in your experience inspection license?”

0:54 Voice 2: “Yes, I do.”

0:55 Voice 3: “Alright. Where you workin’ now?”

0:58 Voice 2: “Well, right now I just had to leave an old job because of differences wid my fuckin’ boss.”

1:02 Voice 3: “Huh?”

1:03 Voice 2: “I had problems wid my boss.”

1:05 Voice 3: “You had problems with your boss?”

1:06 Voice 2: “Right.”

1:07 Voice 3: “Uh-huh. Well, I tell you what. You can come down and see me tomorrow.”

1:11: Voice 2: “Yeah, huh? Should I bring my fuckin’ tools?”

1:15 Voice 3: “Excuse me.”

1:16 Voice 2: “Should I bring my toolbox?”

1:17 Voice 3: “[Inaudible 01:17]… I tell what. Call me tomorrow.”

1:20 Voice 2: “Call you when?”

1:21 Voice 3: “Excuse me.”

1:23 Voice 2: “Call you when?”

1:24 Voice 3: “Call me tomorrow. I don’t think you can talk like that. You know you don’t have to call me and talk to me like that.”

1:28 Voice 2: “Alright. Listen, I’ll tell you what I’ll do. I’ll come down with my tools tomorrow. I start work tomorrow.”

1:33 Voice 3: “You want to come down and start work tomorrow?”

1:35 Voice 2: “Yes or no?”

1:36 Voice 3: “I got… oh, wait a minute. I gotta hire you first, guy.”

1:40 Voice 2: “Well, I’m the best.”

1:41 Voice 3: “You’re the best?”

1:42 Voice 2: “That’s right.”

1:43 Voice 3: “Okay.”

1:44 Voice 2: “I’m serious.”

1:45 Voice 3: “I know.”

1:46 Voice 2: “I’ll work circles around ya. I’ll wrap your fuckin’ head in with a ratchet!”

1:50 Voice 3: “Huh?”

1:51 Voice 2: “Ahh and you don’t have anybody down there work like me.”

1:53 Voice 3: “Oh yeah!”

1:54 Voice 2: “That’s right.”

1:55 Voice 3: “Okay.”

1:56 Voice 2: “Okay?

1:56 Voice 3: “Alright.”

1:56 Voice 2: “So I’ll see you tomorrow wid my tools, fuck face.”