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The Jerky Boys, album 1
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The album “The Jerky Boys” turned out to be the first of many albums. It is the self-titled debut comedy album of the Jerky Boys duo released in 1993. The Jerky Boys’ first album reached platinum sales status and put Jerky Boys comedy on the map.
The Jerky Boys Album 1 contains all the Jerky Boys classics.
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Track List
“Irate Tile Man”
“Unemployed Painter”
“Laser Surgery”
“Insulator Job”
“Egyptian Magician”
“Sol’s Glasses”
“Car Salesman”
“Sushi Chef”
“Super Across The Way”
“The Gay Model”
“The Home Wrecker”
“Auto Mechanic”
“Dental Malpractice”
“Starter Motor Repair”
“Hurt At Work”
“Hot Rod Mover”
“Firecracker Mishap”
“Punitive Damages”
“Piano Tuner”
“Gay Hard Hat”
“Uncle Freddie”
The Jerky Boys, album 1
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The Jerky Boys, album 1
Title: Car Salesman
Characters: Paul Rizzo
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The skit presents a comical yet bizarre phone conversation between two individuals named Paul and Paul Rizzo. Paul Rizzo calls inquiring about a salesperson job, expressing eagerness to sell cars but quickly reveals an aggressive sales approach from his past job in Middletown, New York. He boasts about his extreme tactics, including threatening potential buyers to make a sale.
Paul, taken aback and uncomfortable with Rizzo’s methods, tries to steer the conversation away from aggressive sales techniques. He emphasizes a more subdued and ethical approach to selling, stating that their company doesn’t operate in the manner Rizzo suggests.
Despite Rizzo’s insistence that his forceful methods work, Paul remains firm about the company’s values, ultimately declining to hire Rizzo. The conversation ends with Rizzo acknowledging the mismatch and deciding to try elsewhere, leaving the call on an awkward but humorous note.
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The Jerky Boys, album 1
Title: Sol’s Glasses
Characters: Sol Rosenberg
Summary: In this skit, Sol Rosenberg calls an eyeglass store to complain about his glasses causing problems with his eyesight. The person on the other end tries to assist but cannot find Rosenberg’s records. As the conversation unfolds, it becomes clear that Rosenberg might have mistaken the store and instead went to the Empire State Building for his glasses. Despite the confusion, Rosenberg agrees to make an appointment and visits the eyeglass store the next day. Throughout the conversation, Rosenberg’s scattered thoughts and confusion lead to a humorous exchange, culminating in an appointment set for the following day at 12 o’clock. The interaction is filled with misunderstandings, miscommunications, and Rosenberg’s quirky personality, creating a comedic scenario.
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The Jerky Boys, album 1
Title: Egyptian Magician
Characters: Tarbash
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In this skit, Tarbash, who identifies himself as the Egyptian Magician, calls in for an audition at a venue. Carol, the night manager, interacts with Tarbash, who enthusiastically describes his magic act. Tarbash’s act involves eating hot coal, stabbing a customer’s eye with a saber, having his cat maul performers on stage, and lighting people on fire, all while emphasizing that it’s fake and considered magic in his country.
Despite Carol’s surprise and attempts to process the extreme nature of Tarbash’s act, she tentatively allows him to audition for two tricks. Tarbash continues to elaborate, mentioning a disappearing chest trick and the inclusion of a small mountain cat to terrorize people. Carol, understandably concerned, advises against bringing the mountain cat for the first performance.
Tarbash casually suggests choking some faculty staff and introduces the idea of using a whip in his act, to which Carol responds with a resigned “whatever.” Despite the eccentricity of Tarbash’s act and Carol’s reservations, she invites him to stop by for the audition to see how the act goes, albeit cautiously. The exchange highlights the absurdity of Tarbash’s extreme magical concepts and Carol’s bewildered yet accommodating response.
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The Jerky Boys, album 1
Title: Insulator Job
Characters: Roland
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The Jerky Boys, album 1
Title: Laser Surgery
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The Jerky Boys, album 1
Title: Unemployed Painter
Characters: Mike Derucki
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The Jerky Boys, album 1
Title: Irate Tile Man
Characters: Frank Rizzo,
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