Balloon Rides – Frank Rizzo
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The Jerky Boys, album 3
Title: Balloon Rides
Characters: Frank Rizzo
Summary:
Transcript:
0:01 Phone rings…
0:02 Voice 1: “Hello.”
0:03 Voice 2: “Listen. I want to see if I can get me a couple of them balloon rides.”
0:06 Voice 1: “OK.”
0:07 Voice 2: “Now, where do we go with this? Explain this to me. How do I go about this?”
0:11 Voice 1: “Well, we take off from our – we have our own lights and balloon ports and [Inaudible 00:00:17].
0:17 Voice 2: “Oh, you do, eh?”
0:18 Voice 1: “Yep.”
0:19 Voice 2: “I’m very proud of you. Here’s the problem I got there. The last time I was up in one of these fuckin’ balloons, I’m jumpin’ up and down. The guy is yellin’ at me. He don’t want me jumpin’ up and down. I try to play with the wires and the cables there and he tried to light the burners or some shit. He was complainin’ to me.”
0:33 Voice 1: “Oh, we don’t care what you do.”
0:35 Voice 2: “I can jump around and shit?”
0:37 Voice 1: “Jump up and down…”
0:38 Voice 2: “You just can’t tear the fuckin’ balloon.”
0:39 Voice 1: “You can do anything. You can be a monkey.”
0:42 Voice 2: “Yeah. Right.”
0:43 Voice 1: “But we’ll just tie a little safety cord on ya. In case you’ll fall out.”
0:46 Voice 2: “OK. That fair. We’re in the right direction then.”
0:48 Voice 1: “Uh-huh.”
0:49 Voice 2: “OK. So when, when…”
0:50 Voice 1: “I got a harness for a guy like you.”
0:52 Voice 2: “OK. So where do we fly with this fuckin’ balloon?”
0:56 Voice 1: “Up”
0:57 Voice 2: “Over what city?”
0:58 Voice 1: “Ah. It’s kinda farmland out there.”
1:02 Voice 2: “OK. Great. Listen. I want to ask you a very important question. Can I bring shit up with me to throw down?”
1:06 Voice 1: “Oh. I don’t know.”
1:09 Voice 2: “No, huh? All right. Look. It won’t be people. If we’ll be going to farms and shit, there’ll be cows and horses.”
1:14 Voice 1: “Yeah.”
1:15 Voice 2: “I’ll bring like little rocks or apples up in the thing with me. We fire that shit down at the animals.”
1:19 Voice 1: “Well…”
1:20 Voice 2: “We’ll be high up there, right?”
1:22 Voice 1: “I don’t know. That’s against the law.”
1:25 Voice 2: “Ah. Come on. We can go play places with this.”
1:27 Voice 1: “Well, maybe nobody sees you.”
1:28 Voice 2: “All right. Look. Now I bring my own parachute up there with me?”
1:32 Voice 1: “What? You want to jump out now?”
1:33 Voice 2: “Well, just in case, I heard these fuckin’ things they go down a lot.”
1:36 Voice 1: “Oh.”
1:37 Voice 2: “You know, I don’t want to go get and tangled up in the fuckin’ thing on the way down, you know. We got a problem.”
1:41 Voice 1: “These balloons, our balloons are made in America.”
1:43 Voice 2: “Oh, yeah.”
1:44 Voice 1:”I don’t fly them French balloons.”
1:45 Voice 2: “I don’t blame your nutty ass. Those fuckin’ things are crazy.”
1:48 Voice 1: “Is that French balloons that keep goin’ down on you.”
1:50 Voice 2: “Yeah. Those fuckin’ things are just like the French, difficult. Running away goin’ down, same old shit. All right. Look. I’ll tell you what I do. I’ll call you back on this. I want to see if I can get my wife up there, too.”
2:01 Voice 1: “OK.”
2:02 Voice 2: “I want to fire her ass out of the fuckin’ thing.”
2:03 Man laughs.
2:03 Voice 2: “OK?”
2:04 Voice 1: “OK.”
2:05 Voice 2: “I’ll call you back.”
2:06 Voice 1: “OK”
2:06 Voice 2: “Right.”
2:07 Voice 1: “Bye.”
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