Bamm! – Curly G.
The Jerky Boys, album 3
Title: Bamm!
Characters: Curly G.
Summary:
Transcript:
0:01 Phone rings…
0:04 Voice 1: “Bamm!”
0:05 Voice 2: “Hello?”
0:06 Voice 1: “Yo. Wazzup? I want you to hear my rap album.”
0:09 Voice 2: “Uh-huh.”
0:10 Voice 1: “Yo Wazzup? This is – my name is Curly G Cradle Rock.”
0:14 Voice 2: “Uh-huh.”
0:15 Voice 1: “Yo. I got some good music. I want to come down and yo – bamm! I want you to play that.”
0:20 Voice 2: “Uh-huh.”
0:21 Voice 1: “Yo. I got some crazy good music.”
0:23 Voice 2: “OK.”
0:24 Voice 1: “Well, let me sing a song.”
0:27 Voice 2: “OK.”
0:28 Voice 1: “Yo. Hanging out the street with my hommies. Sippin up some beer and cronies. Yo. Wazzup?”
0:35 Voice 2: “I can’t understand you.”
0:37 Voice 1: “Yo. I’m a crazy fresh – crazy fresh – crazy silly fresh DJ.”
0:43 Voice 2: “Uh-huh.”
0:44 Voice 1: “Bamm! Cradle Rock style.”
0:47 Voice 2: “Yeah.”
0:48 Voice 1: “Yo. Lemme come down there.”
0:49 Voice 2: “That’s fine.”
0:50 Voice 1: “Yo. I’ll come down with my shades, my girly girls, my sweet little cushions wrap. I’ll come down and I’ll swear I’ll bamm! Yo. I could hang.”
1:01 Voice 2: “I’m not sure what the purpose of call is.”
1:03 Voice 1: “Yo. Because this record star I want to sell you my record.”
1:06 Voice 2: “That’s fine.”
1:07 Voice 1: [Making irregular sounds] “Bamm!”
1:11 Voice 2: “OK.”
1:12 Voice 1: “Yo. Why don’t I come down here? I’ll come down there with my crazy fly girlies and my gold. I got crazy silly Gumby gold.”
1:19 Voice 2: “Yeah.”
1:20 Voice 1: “Right.”
1:21 Voice 2: “All right. I have to go.”
1:22 Voice 1: “Bamm!”
1:23 Voice 2: “Bye.”
1:24 Voice 1: “All right. I’ll see you later, girly girl.”