Signin’ – Rosine

The Jerky Boys, album 3

Title: Signin’

Characters: Rosine

Summary: 

“Signin” features Frank Rizzo turning a simple process into a loud and chaotic prank call. The humor builds through fast escalation and bold reactions. It captures the raw, unscripted style that made the Jerky Boys famous. Fans enjoy it for its energy and authenticity. The conversation intensifies throughout. A standout piece of classic prank call comedy.

Transcript:

0:01 Phone rings…

0:04 Voice 1: “Hello. Que pasa? Mira.”

0:07 Voice 2: “Who are you lookin’ for?”

0:09 Voice 1: “I want to do sign language and shit.”

0:11 Voice 2: “Yeah?”

0:13 Voice 1: “Mira. Listen to this shit. [Musical sounds]. You can see that?”

0:19 Voice 2: “OK. So what do you want me to do?”

0:21 Voice 1: “Because I play like the flute and shit on my side and I just want to know if I could do that like that – mira – that sign language and shit. So what do I got to do?”

0:30 Voice 2: “I can send you something.”

0:32 Voice 1: “Listen. Look. Oh, you see that shit? Hello?”

0:36 Voice 2: “I’m here.”

0:37 Voice 1: “I just slapped my ass.”

0:38 Voice 2: “Right.”

0:39 Voice 1: “I slapped that shit. I’m signin’ like that. Yo. Why you frontin’ on me and shit? You going to help me do that or not?”

0:46 Voice 2: “Yeah. I’ll send you some information. What’s your name?”

0:49 Voice 1: “What do you mean what’s my name?”

0:51 Voice 2: “Well, how can I mail you something?”

0:53 Voice 1: “I’m just tryin’ to tell you I’m signin’ all that shit like with my hands all the time. I put it on my mother’s face and shit and she liked that shit because I could sign so good.”

1:02 Voice 2: “Right.”

1:03 Voice 1: “And I slapped in my assignment. Watch it. Oh, you see that shit? I could do that with my hands like so good. But I could sign even better.”

1:11 Voice 2: “So you want to learn sign language?”

1:13 [Musical sounds]. Voice 1: “See that shit? I play the flute, too. In more ways than one, too. I could sign on that shit, too. I’d take the flute and sign with that shit.”

1:22 Voice 2: “Right.”

1:22 Voice 1: “And the kids like that, right?”

1:24 Voice 2: “Yeah. Oh, yeah.”

1:25 Voice 1: “So what do I got to do? Tell me.”

1:26 Voice 2: “I can mail you some stuff.”

1:28 Voice 1: “Oh, you mail me that shit like so fast.”

1:30 Voice 2: “Sure.”

1:31 Voice 1: “And you bring the mail man, too, and I sign right his face and shit because I sign all over the place with my hands and shit. And I sign with my feet, too. I sign fast and shit. On TV you could see me do that shit.”

1:42 Voice 2: “Yeah? Where do you want me to mail it?”

1:44 Voice 1: “Just mail it to my house.”

1:46 Voice 2: “And where is that?”

1:47 Voice 1: “It’s in Queens.”

1:48 Voice 2: “OK. Do you want to give me the address?”

1:50 Voice 1: “It’s [beep] Metropolitan Avenue.”

1:53 Voice 2: “OK. Queens. What’s the zip?”

1:56 Voice 1: “12568.”

1:59 Voice 2: “Is there an apartment number?”

2:00 [Musical notes]. Voice 1: “You hear me play that shit? I can play that shit all day, too. My lip don’t get sore. Nothing. You’re going to send that shit right out, right?”

2:08 Voice 2: “I’ll send it today. What’s your name?”

2:09 Voice 1: “Rosine.”

2:11 Voice 2: “How do you spell it?”

2:12 R-O-S-I-N-E.

2:14 Voice 2: “Oh, OK.”

2:16 Voice 1: “Watch me slap my ass as you look. [Slap]. Oh. See that shit? I sign with like my fuckin’ hands when they’re red and shit.”

2:22 Voice 2: “Is there an apartment number?”

2:23 Voice 1: “Yes. It’s 1F.”

2:24 Voice 2: “S as in Sam?”

2:25 Voice 1: “No. F as in fuck, baby.”

2:27 Man laughs.

2:28 Voice 1: I’m only teasin’. I’m like dirty mouth and shit. But…

2:30 Voice 2: “Oh, no. It’s all right.”

2:31 Voice 1: “I’m sorry, baby. OK. You send that to me so fast.”

2:35 Voice 2: “OK.”

2:36 Voice 1: “OK, baby. Bitch.”

2:36 Voice 2: “Bye-bye.”

2:37 Voice 1: “Bye-bye.”

Signin – A Classic Jerky Boys Prank Call

“Signin” is a classic Jerky Boys prank call that shows how even the simplest situation can turn into complete chaos. Featuring the unmistakable Frank Rizzo, this skit takes an everyday interaction and transforms it into a loud, unpredictable exchange filled with bold humor.

This is the kind of raw, unscripted comedy that made the crank call legends famous and helped define the era of classic comedy albums.

What Happens in “Signin”

The call begins with a straightforward setup involving a sign-in process, but things quickly spiral once Frank Rizzo steps in. His tone and delivery immediately take control, pushing the conversation into unexpected territory.

The humor builds through:

• Miscommunication that keeps escalating
• Over-the-top reactions to simple questions
• A fast-paced exchange that never slows down
• A character who refuses to back off

This is classic Jerky Boys style, where everyday scenarios become unforgettable prank calls.

The Frank Rizzo Signature Style

Frank Rizzo remains one of the most recognizable voices from classic comedy albums, and “Signin” highlights exactly why.

His performance includes:

• Loud, commanding delivery that dominates the call
• Exaggerated responses that fuel the humor
• Relentless pacing that keeps listeners engaged
• A personality that turns confusion into comedy

This character-driven approach helped turn simple recordings into lasting comedy collectibles.

Why Fans Love This

Fans continue to revisit “Signin” because it delivers everything they expect from the Jerky Boys:

• Raw, unscripted humor that feels authentic
• A high-energy conversation from start to finish
• Frank Rizzo at full intensity
• A situation that becomes funnier as it escalates

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Perfect For

This prank call is perfect for:

• Fans of classic comedy albums
• Collectors of comedy collectibles
• Anyone exploring custom prank calls
• Listeners who enjoy bold, character-driven humor

Whether you’re discovering the Jerky Boys or revisiting their most iconic calls, this track delivers.

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A Piece of Comedy History

The Jerky Boys built their legacy on creating comedy that felt real and unfiltered. Their prank calls became cultural moments that still resonate today.

“Signin” reflects that era perfectly. It’s raw, direct, and driven entirely by personality. That authenticity is what keeps fans coming back.

Owning or revisiting this skit means adding another piece of classic comedy history to your collection.

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