Bad Tomatoes

The Jerky Boys, album 3

Title: Bad Tomatoes

Characters: Nikos

Summary: 

Transcript:

0:01 Phone rings…

0:05 Sam: “Hello?”

0:06 Nico: “Hello, Sam.”

0:07 Sam: “Yeah.”

0:08 Nico: “What are you doing?”

0:09 Sam: “Who’s this?”

0:10 Nico: “It’s Tony. A friend of Tony Simos?”

0:12 Sam: “Yeah.”

0:13 Nico: “He is tellin’ me to call you. The tomatoes, they’re no good. They went bad.”

0:17 Sam: “Simos?”

0:18 Nico: “Yes. The son of a bitch he is tellin’ to – to buy a bushel, [the cone and the cocks]. I don’t need [Inaudible 00:00:23].”

0:26 Sam: “Who is this?”

0:27 Nico: “Hello?”

0:28 Sam: “Who is this?”

0:29 Nico: “This is Nico.”

0:31 Sam: “Who?”

0:31 Nico: “Nico, from Nico’s Deli. I’m a good friend of Tony Simos. He told me to call you right away. Sam?”

0:38 Sam: “Yeah.”

0:39 Nico: “What are you doin’? The tomatoes, they’re dried up. They’re not lookin’ no good.”

0:44 Sam: “Which tomatoes?”

0:45 Nico: “[Inaudible 00:00:45]. Those tomatoes are [Inaudible 00:00:48]. It’s Tony Simos.”

0:53 Sam: “Then bring them back here.”

0:54 Nico: “So what is it with this Tony? What do they do? Is this [Inaudible 00:00:57] don’t play there. You’ll break the windows. Go play down the block. Oh. That – fuck that. Sam?”

1:06 Sam: Who is this?

1:07 Nico: “Sam, it’s Nico. What do you do? You’re selling me the tomatoes. They’re lookin’ like they died [Inaudible 00:01:10] to Tony’s, Tony Simos. [Inaudible 00:01:15]. He is tryin’ to sell me a [cone and a cock]. I will not do this, the [cone and the cocks].”