Florida, The Tropical State
The Jerky Boys, album 3
Title: Florida, The Tropical State
Characters: Jack Tors
Summary:
“Florida Tropical State” features Frank Rizzo delivering a loud and unpredictable prank call. The conversation starts with a simple idea but quickly becomes chaotic. Miscommunication drives the humor forward at a fast pace. Frank’s bold reactions keep the energy high throughout. It captures the raw, unscripted style that made the Jerky Boys famous. Fans enjoy its unique setting and intensity. The call stands out for its nonstop escalation. A memorable piece of classic prank call comedy.
Transcript:
0:01 Phone rings…
0:04 Voice 1: “Hello.”
0:04 Voice 2: “Yes. I’m calling about the ad that’s in the paper.”
0:05 Voice 1: “Yes.”
0:06 Voice 2: “How much you askin’ for the chainsaw?”
0:09 Voice 1: “The chainsaw?”
0:10 Voice 2: “Right.”
0:11 Voice 1: “It’s actually my roommate’s.”
0:13 Voice 2: “Yeah.”
0:14 Voice 1: “Yeah.”
0:14 Voice 2: “How much does he want for it?”
0:15 Voice 1: “Oh, I don’t know. A few bucks, I guess. He uses it around the house and shit. He builds like art with it, you know.”
0:22 Voice 2: “Yeah. What kind of?”
0:23 Voice 1: “Like fuckin’ sculptures. He does like ice and wood sculptures and shit. I don’t know. It’s like a saw, you know, some kind of fuckin’ saw, makes noise and shit. It fuckin’ makes cuts, too. I could tell you that.”
0:35 Voice 2: “Is there any way he can get back to me on this?”
0:37 Voice 1: “You can come by and take a look at ’em or some shit.“
0:39 Voice 2: “Yeah. Where? Where? Where do you live?”
0:41 Voice 1: “He lives upstate in Manhattan and Bolton. You know, he is up and down.”
0:44 Voice 2: “Yeah. But where?”
0:45 Voice 1: “What do you mean where?”
0:46 Voice 2: “Where is he at right now? So I could go and look at this stuff.”
0:49 Voice 1: “Oh, shit. I don’t know. It’s hard to get a hold of him, you know.”
0:52 Voice 2: “So why does he run an ad in the paper if you don’t know where the hell he is?”
0:55 Voice 1: No, it’s not that. It’s just hard to get a hold of him. He makes those fuckin’ bears and he does that ice shit so he is fuckin’ jerk as far as I’m concerned. He thinks he’s great but all that art and shit. But he is a fuckin’ idiot. Yeah. So what do you want to do? Take a look at this thing or what?”
1:11 Voice 2: “Well, yeah. I got to know where the hell it is.”
1:13 Voice 1: “Oh. See, he leaves me with these phone calls, this scumbag bastard. Well, what’s your name?”
1:19 [Beeping]
1:21 Voice 1: “Where are you from?”
1:23 Voice 2: “From Florida, New York.”
1:25 Voice 1: “Oh, shit. How is the weather there? Nice?”
1:27 Voice 2: “Shitty.”
1:28 Voice 1: “Oh, shit. Usually it’s sunny. Are you far from Daytona or EPCOT or something?”
1:34 Voice 2: “I’m not down Florida.”
1:35 Voice 1: “Oh.”
1:36 Voice 2: “I’m up in New York.”
1:37 Voice 1: “Oh, shit. Wow. I don’t know you – I didn’t even know that fuckin’ New York had a Florida.”
1:41 Voice 2: “Yes.”
1:42 Voice 1: “So it shows you see. Do you grow oranges there and shit like that?”
1:45 Voice 2: “No. No. No.”
1:47 Voice 1: “And so, the weather is not that good then?”
1:49 Voice 2: “Again, this is not a tropical state. This is New York.”
1:53 Voice 1: “Oh, shit. It’s New York.”
1:55 Voice 2: “Yeah.”
1:56 Voice 1: “That’s what I’m saying I didn’t know there was such a thing as a Florida in New York State.”
1:59 Voice 2: “Yeah.”
2:00 Voice 1: “I don’t think you know geography or something so well. That doesn’t sound right. Florida in New York, you are being silly.”
2:06 Voice 2: “Florida New York is the name of the town.”
2:08 Voice 1: “Are you serious?”
2:09 Voice 2: “No.”
2:10 Voice 1: “Oh, I see. You’re playing then, you fucker. [Inaudible 00:02:12].”
2:12 Voice 2: “Florida, New York.”
2:13 Voice 1: “OK. Great. So you’re in Florida. So you’re getting mad with me. I’m just tryin’ to help out. Go ahead.”
2:17 Voice 2: “This guy’s an asshole because you don’t know where the hell he hid it.”
2:20 Voice 1: “I know. And he leaves me, this scumbag. I’m sitting here like a jackass. And now on top of it, you’re getting nasty with me and I’m sorry. I’m just really sorry.”
2:30 Voice 2: “And this don’t make any sense. He put the ad in the paper.”
2:32 Voice 1: “I know. But I know. But I’m just – you know, you get all mad with me. I’m sorry. Go ahead. What’s your phone number?”
2:39 Voice 2: “651…”
2:40 Voice 1: “Yeah.”
2:41 [Beeping]
2:43 Voice 1: “I’ll have him call you.”
2:44 Voice 2: “Code is 914.”
2:46 Voice 1: “OK. And what – you want him to try this thing out for you or something or is he like…?”
2:50 Voice 2: “He put an ad in the paper here is selling lawn equipment.”
2:52 Voice 1: “I know. He’s crazy. He was showing that fuckin’ chainsaw yesterday. He was like [making machine sounds]. He is doing that shit, squeezin’ this fuckin’ thing around the house. Oil is squirtin’ all over the fuckin’ place, hot oil and gas and shit.”
3:07 Voice 2: “Tell this guy to give me a call.”
3:08 Voice 1: “OK. [Beep] in Florida. Don’t be so angry though, you know. I’m not the guy.”
3:13 Voice 2: “Yeah.”
3:14 Voice 1: “I don’t sell this shit. I just watch this guy go crazy with that shit. He’s an artist he says. He is fuckin’ naked with the chainsaw runnin’ around the house. Me, I think he’s a fuckin’ jerk that belongs in Bellevue.”
3:25 Voice 2: “I got to run. I got to go back to work.”
3:26 Voice 1: “So go get some work done, you silly bastard.”
3:29 Voice 2: “All right.”
3:30 Voice 1: “All right, you fuck. Bye.”
Florida Tropical State – A Classic Jerky Boys Prank Call
“Florida Tropical State” is a standout Jerky Boys prank call that takes a laid-back location and turns it into a chaotic, high-energy exchange. Featuring the unmistakable Frank Rizzo, this skit blends bold delivery with an unusual premise, creating a fast-moving conversation filled with confusion and humor.
This is classic Jerky Boys, raw, unscripted, and driven entirely by personality. It’s exactly why they remain true crank call legends and continue to define the world of classic comedy albums.
What Happens in “Florida Tropical State”
The call starts with a simple concept tied to Florida’s tropical image, but once Frank Rizzo steps in, the tone quickly shifts. His aggressive delivery and unpredictable responses drive the conversation into unexpected territory.
The humor builds through:
- A relaxed setting turned into chaotic interaction
- Miscommunication that escalates with every exchange
- Over-the-top reactions to simple ideas
- A character who refuses to adjust or clarify
This is what makes Jerky Boys prank calls so effective, transforming everyday themes into unforgettable comedy moments.
The Frank Rizzo Signature Style
Frank Rizzo remains one of the most recognizable voices in classic comedy albums, and “Florida Tropical State” highlights his strengths perfectly.
His performance includes:
- Loud, commanding delivery that takes control
- Exaggerated reactions that fuel the humor
- Relentless pacing that keeps listeners engaged
- A personality that turns confusion into comedy
This character-driven style helped turn simple recordings into lasting comedy collectibles.
Why Fans Love This
Fans continue to revisit “Florida Tropical State” because it delivers everything they expect from the Jerky Boys:
- Raw, unscripted humor that feels authentic
- A fast-paced exchange with nonstop escalation
- Frank Rizzo at full intensity
- A unique setting that adds variety to the experience
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Perfect For
This prank call is perfect for:
- Fans of classic comedy albums
- Collectors of comedy collectibles
- Anyone exploring custom prank calls
- Listeners who enjoy bold, character-driven humor
Whether you’re discovering the Jerky Boys or revisiting their most memorable calls, this track delivers a standout experience.
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A Piece of Comedy History
The Jerky Boys built their reputation by taking simple ideas and pushing them to the limit. Their prank calls became cultural moments that still resonate today.
“Florida Tropical State” reflects that approach perfectly. It’s raw, direct, and powered entirely by personality. That authenticity is what keeps fans coming back.
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