TV Repair
The Jerky Boys, album 3
Title: TV Repair
Characters: Kissel/Pico
Summary:
Transcript:
0:01 Voice 1: “Good afternoon. Who is speaking?”
0:03 Voice 2: “All right. Enough with the small talk. I bought a TV from you there the other day. I sent one of the Mexican curds in. He brings it back to me. It ain’t workin’. He is tryin’ to fix it now.”
0:16 Voice 1: “First of all, if you’re screaming, I can’t even hear you.”
0:18 Voice 2: “I can’t hear. I got a bomb that blew off near me back in WW II. I can’t hear nothin’.”
0:24 Voice 1: “OK.”
0:25 Voice 2: “He is workin’ on the TV now.”
0:26 Voice 1: “Who was the salesman?”
0:28 Voice 2: “I don’t know. A little fellow there.”
0:30 Voice 1: “A little fellow. What TV was it?”
0:32 Voice 3: “There ain’t no picture. I thought there’d be picture.”
0:34 Voice 2: “Wait. I’m talkin’ to the man.”
0:36 Voice 1: “What TV was it?”
0:37 Voice 2: “It’s one of ’em [Jock Marines] TV. I don’t know what the hell it is. Can you help me fix this thing? Hello?”
0:46 Robert: “Hello. My name is Robert. How can I help you?”
0:49 Voice 2: “Hello? What happened to the other guy?”
0:53 Robert: “Excuse me?”
0:54 Voice 2: “I was speakin’ with the guy. He put me on hold. I bought a TV there that keeps bustin’ off all of me.”
1:00 Robert: “OK. You haven’t…
1:01 Voice 2: “I sent a Mexican guy to pick it up. He is tryin’ to work on it now. I can’t do nothing. I’m sittin’ now in one of them wheelchairs.”
1:10 Robert: “Right. Now what kind of a TV is it?”
1:12 Voice 3: [Inaudible 00:01:12].
1:15 Voice 2: “Shut up. I’m talkin’ to the guy.”
1:18 Robert: “What kind of TV is it?”
1:19 Voice 2: “The kind of TV you watch on for.”
1:21 Voice 3: [Inaudible 00:01:21].
1:22 Voice 2: “He wants to fix the back cover. What I – what should I do? I can’t do nothing. I don’t know nothing. That’s why I buy reading glasses. [Inaudible 00:01:30] because every time he is tryin’ to fix what in the back something keeps happening with the picture.”
1:37 Robert: I – I – I don’t understand what’s goin’ on. [Inaudible 00:01:40].
1:41 Voice 2: “I bought a TV. It ain’t workin’ properly.”
1:42 Voice 3: “I am only tryin’ to work with the blue one.”
1:45 Robert: “Hmmm…”
1:45 Voice 2: ‘Don’t touch nothin’ in the back. We want to – ahh!”
1:48 Man gets electrocuted.
1:52 Voice 2: “What are you doin’?”
1:53 Voice 3: Ah. [Inaudible 00:01:54].
1:56 Voice 2: “He’s burnin’ – he’s burnin’ down the house with that TV. What should he be touchin’ in the back?”
2:01 Robert: “Nothing. No one should be touching anything.”
2:04 Voice 3: “[Inaudible 00:02:03]. Ah.”
2:04 Voice 2: “He said you should be touchin’ it in the back.”
2:07 Voice 3: [Inaudible 00:02:07].
2:10 Voice 2: “Touch it in the back. The guy said touch it in the back.”
2:13 Robert: “No. Don’t touch anything.”
2:15 Voice 3: “Ah. Ah. Ahhh.”
2:17 Voice 2: “Oh. Ah.”
2:19 Voice 3: [Inaudible 00:02:17].
2:21 Voice 2: “See now his hands are smokin’ now. What the hell you tellin’ him to touch it for?”
2:26 Robert: “Pull the plug out.”
2:28 Voice 2: “He ain’t dead yet.”
2:28 Voice 3: “[Inaudible 00:02:28] plug out. That didn’t work.”
2:32 Voice 2: “Hey.”
2:32 Robert: “Do what you want then call me back. Thank you. Bye.”
2:37 [Phone ringing].