Bird Feed
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Bird Feed [Explicit]$1.29
The Jerky Boys, album 3
Title: Bird Feed
Characters: Sol Rosenberg
Summary:
“Bird Feed” features Frank Rizzo turning a simple topic into a loud and chaotic prank call. The humor builds quickly through miscommunication and overreaction. It captures the raw, unscripted style that made the Jerky Boys famous. Fans love it for its energy and authenticity. The conversation escalates nonstop, delivering consistent laughs. A must-listen for classic prank call comedy.
Transcript:
0:01 Phone rings…
0:02 Voice 1: “Hello?”
0:03 Voice 2: “Yes.”
0:04 Voice 1: “Hi. Hi, ma’am. Hello?”
0:07 Voice 2: “Yes.”
0:08 Voice 1: “Hi. Yes. I am looking to buy bird feed.”
0:12 Voice 2: “OK.”
0:13 Voice 1: “You have bird feed?”
0:14 Voice 2: “Yes.”
0:15 Voice 1: “What sort of bird feed do you have?”
0:18 Voice 2: “What are you looking for?”
0:19 Voice 1: “Well, I want to feed those little [swallops] or [swallows] – [sweeh] – what are they? They fly all about like the humming birds. They stand all in one spot there while they rip the things out of their little hanging thing.”
0:33 Voice 2: “OK. So you want to feed wild birds feed?”
0:36 Voice 1: “Yes. But I don’t want to give them seeds and bird feeds that’s going to make them attack anybody near my home. Because as it is right now the birds that I have, they attack my dogs and my horses.”
0:50 Voice 2: “OK. Well, I don’t know what kind of feed those little birds…”
0:54 Voice 1: “They swoop down – they swoop and they bite and nip my horse in his face. And they bit my horse’s teeth and his face right out.”
1:03 Voice 2: “OK.”
1:04 Voice 1: “They’re bad birds. I think they’re like crows or something.”
1:06 Voice 2: “Oh, gosh.”
1:07 Voice 1: “Yes. They’re awful nasty, awful things. And they go [Inaudible 00:01:12] – [Inaudible 00:01:13] down like that. They go [making swopping bird sounds]. They swing down like that. And they go [making odd sounds] and they scare my horsey. And then my horsey when he got scared, he booted me across the barn because he was angry with the birds.”
1:30 Voice 2: “I see.”
1:31 Voice 1: “All I need is some feed.”
1:33 Voice 2: “But we sell wild bird seed.”
1:36 Voice 1: “Hi. Hi. Ma’am?”
1:40 Voice 2: “Yes.”
1:41 Voice 1: “Yes. I need bird seeds.”
1:43 Voice 2: “The bird feed we sell is wild bird seed.”
1:46 Voice 1: “No. But that’s what I’m sayin’. You see you’re selling me wild bird seeds and that’s going to make these birds crazy. They’re already wild enough. I don’t need them anymore crazy. Please. Please.”
1:57 Voice 2: “Well, well, what do you want?”
2:00 Voice 1: “I don’t want the birds nasty and wild. I want regular bird seeds, not wild ones.”
2:06 Voice 2: “Scratch bird feed?”
2:07 Voice 1: “Pardon me?”
2:08 Voice 2: “We have a feed called scratch.”
2:11 Voice 1: “Oh, I fed that to me chickens and then they’re up in the morning going cock-a-doodle-doo, cock-a-doodle-doo in my window. And I don’t need that. But I don’t need scratch.”
2:21 Voice 2: “OK. Wait.”
2:23 Voice 1: “Can my horse eat my bird feed without getting sick? Is that possible because I noticed sometimes it will grow grass? My horses won’t get sick, will they?”
2:34 Voice 2: “They shouldn’t.”
2:35 Voice 1: “Right. Because one time I left my shoes in the mud, I had mud and the horses ate my shoes and they were very sick, very sick.”
2:43 Voice 2: “Well, the only other feed we have is we have cockatail feed and that’s it. You probably need to call a pet shop.”
2:51 Voice 1: “If I come in, would you sell me one of the cockatails then?”
2:54 Voice 2: “If you want, sure.”
2:56 Voice 1: “And they say, hi, mister, how are you? Hello?”
3:00 Voice 2: “I don’t know. I have no idea.”
3:03 Voice 1: “But you do train them over there or no?”
3:06 Voice 2: “We sell the cockatail feed.”
3:08 Voice 1: “Oh, you don’t sell the birds, the actual birds.”
3:11 Voice 2: “No.”
3:12 Voice 1: “One time I had one that was trained like that, could say, hello, sir, thank you very much. Did you have a very good day? Thank you. I’m sorry. I must be – OK – I must be taking up too much time. I’ll just – I’ll stop by and buy some of that feed.”
3:26 Voice 2: “OK.”
3:27 Voice 1: “All right, dear.”
3:28 Voice 2: “Bye.”
3:29 Voice 1: “Thank you, honey.”
3:30 Voice 2: “OK. Bye-bye.”
3:31 Voice 1: “Cock-a-doodle-doo.”
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Bird Feed [Explicit]$1.29
Bird Feed – A Classic Jerky Boys Prank Call
“Bird Feed” is another standout example of how the Jerky Boys turned simple ideas into unforgettable comedy. Featuring the unmistakable voice of Frank Rizzo, this prank call quickly shifts from an ordinary topic into a loud, chaotic exchange that keeps listeners hooked from start to finish.
This is what made the crank call legends famous, raw, unscripted humor that feels completely real and wildly unpredictable.
What Happens in “Bird Feed”
The premise starts off harmless enough, but once Frank Rizzo gets involved, things escalate fast. His aggressive tone and confidence immediately take over the conversation, turning a basic discussion into something much bigger and much funnier.
The humor builds through:
- Over-the-top reactions to simple situations
- Miscommunication that keeps getting worse
- Rapid escalation that never slows down
- A character who refuses to back off
This is classic Jerky Boys, where everyday topics become the foundation for iconic prank calls.
The Frank Rizzo Effect
Frank Rizzo is one of the most recognizable characters from the world of classic comedy albums, and “Bird Feed” highlights everything that makes him unforgettable.
His style includes:
- Loud, commanding delivery
- Exaggerated reactions that fuel the humor
- Relentless energy throughout the call
- A personality that turns tension into comedy
This is the kind of character work that transformed simple recordings into lasting comedy collectibles.
Why Fans Love This
“Bird Feed” remains a fan favorite because it captures the essence of Jerky Boys humor:
- It feels completely unscripted and authentic
- The energy builds quickly and keeps going
- Frank Rizzo delivers nonstop intensity
- The situation becomes funnier with every moment
For fans of Jerky Boys merchandise, this track is another must-have addition to any collection.
Perfect For
This prank call is perfect for:
- Fans of classic comedy albums
- Collectors of comedy collectibles
- Anyone exploring custom prank calls
- Listeners who enjoy bold, character-driven humor
Whether you’re new to the Jerky Boys or revisiting their greatest hits, “Bird Feed” delivers a high-energy experience.
A Piece of Comedy History
Before streaming platforms and viral clips, the Jerky Boys were creating content that people couldn’t stop sharing. Their prank calls became part of comedy history, influencing countless entertainers.
“Bird Feed” reflects that era perfectly. It’s raw, direct, and driven entirely by personality. That authenticity is what continues to resonate with fans today.
Owning or revisiting this skit means adding another piece of classic comedy to your collection.