Silly Food – Frank Rizzo

The Jerky Boys, album 3

Title: Silly Food

Characters: Frank Rizzo



0:01 Voice 1: “Pick-up or delivery?”

0:03 Voice 2: “Yeah. I want a pick up.”

0:04 Voice 1: “What would you like?”

0:05 Voice 2: “Well, first of all, is this Silly’s Pizza?”

0:07 Voice 1: “Yes.”

0:08 Voice 2: “What’s with that? What do you – what’s so silly about the pizza?”

0:11 Voice 1: “Hmm, nothin’ really.”

0:13 Voice 2: “What kind? Do you make silly little pizza, silly dishes? What you know – this way I know what to go with.”

0:19 Voice 1: “Do you want silly food?”

0:21 Voice 2: “Well, it’s Silly’s Pizza. I’m sure I’m going to get some silly food. What do you make? Like a funny little meatball here or something?”

0:28 Voice 1: “[Inaudible 00:00:28]?”

0:29 Voice 2: “Yeah. Go ahead.”

0:30 Voice 1: “Thanks.”

0:32 Voice 3: “Hi.”

0:33 Voice 2: “Yeah.”

0:34 Voice 3: “What do you need?”

0:35 Voice 2: “Yeah. I am asking for some kinda of order there. But I’m tryin’ get a little more crazy with the order.”

0:40 Voice 3: “OK. Is it for pick up or delivery?”

0:42 Voice 2: “I already said pick up.”

0:43 Voice 3: “OK. You are talking to a different person now.”

0:45 Voice 2: “Yeah. Well, you know, this happens.”

0:47 Voice 3: “OK. And what would you like?”

0:49 Voice 2: “Well, I got to know what you got. It’s Silly’s Pizza so I’m looking for some silly – pretty silly ideas. You got a meatball here, chicken cutlet? What do you got?”

0:57 Voice 3: “We got chicken sandwiches that we rolled up.”

1:00 Voice 2: “Oh. So that would make them silly. Is that what you’re saying? That’s the route you do down?”

1:04 Voice 3: “Hmmm.”

1:05 Voice 2: “If it’s a sandwich, I’m not used to eating a rolled up sandwich so that would make it pretty fuckin’ silly if you know what I mean.”