The Jerky Boys, album 2 Title: A little Emergency Characters: Summary: The skit opens with a phone call to a sports store inquiring about tennis ball firing machines. The caller reveals an odd situation where they rented a tennis machine to shoot boiled potatoes coated in Vaseline at each other for fun. The caller’s friend, […]
They Jerky Tapes (Album 6) Title: Bright Characters: Summary: Transcript:
The Jerky Boys, Album 4 Title: Food & Drug Complaint Characters: Sol Rosenberg, Secretary Summary: In this comedic skit, Sol Rosenberg calls the Food and Drug Administration (FDA) with a bizarre request. Sol, assuming the FDA has control over various aspects of public life, asks the FDA to take Howard Stern’s radio show off the […]
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Bob – Ricotta Cheese” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
The Jerky Boys, album 4 Title: A Little Information Characters: Jack Tors Summary: Jack Tors gives a little information about retro casting. Transcript:
Title: “What’s Right with this World: A Conscious Conversation”[Scene: Two friends, John and Joe, are having a discussion.]John: Hey, Joe, have you noticed what’s right with this world lately?Joe: Yeah, man. It’s like, everywhere you look, people are waking up to the issues that really matter.John: Exactly! Like, there’s so much awareness about social justice, […]
Title: “Sol’s Body-Positive Beach”[Scene: A beach setting. Sounds of waves crashing in the background. Sol, a confident and body-positive individual, walks onto the beach wearing a colorful sarong. He approaches a group of beachgoers.]Sol: (with a warm smile) Hey there, beautiful people! Welcome to Sol’s Body-Positive Beach, where all shapes, sizes, and colors are celebrated!Beachgoer […]
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Pico – Beaten Balls” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
Title: “Inclusive Tennis Ball Machine”[Setting: A tennis court. Two players, Alex and Sam, are engaged in a match. On the sidelines, there is a tennis ball machine.]Alex: (hits the ball) Nice shot!Sam: Thanks, Alex! (prepares for the next serve)[Alex serves again, but the ball machine starts malfunctioning, shooting balls everywhere.]Alex: Whoa, what’s going on with […]
Title: “Compassionate Cobra Guardian”[Scene: A serene yoga studio, gentle instrumental music plays in the background. Two individuals, one named Alex and the other named Sam, sit cross-legged on yoga mats, deep in meditation.]Alex: (in a calming tone) Sam, my dear friend, I’ve been meaning to share something profound with you.Sam: (equally serene) Yes, Alex, speak […]
The Jerky Boys, Stop Staring at Me! Title: Burial Vaults Characters: Big Ole Bad Ass Bob the Cattle Rustler Summary: Transcript:
The Jerky Boys, Stop Staring at Me! Title: Special Delivery Characters: Summary: Transcript:
The Jerky Boys, album 4 Title: Bacon Characters: Jack Tors Summary: Do you smell bacon? Transcript:
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Jack – Vicious Remark” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
The Jerky Tapes (Album 6) Title: Make Air Not War Characters: Summary: Transcript:
The Jerky Boys, album 1 Title: Unemployed Painter Characters: Mike Derucki Summary: In this skit, a character named Mike is on a phone call seeking painting work. He contacts someone who posted an ad but realizes it was a mistake—the person on the other end is actually seeking work, not offering it. Despite the confusion, […]
The Jerky Boys, album 1 Title: Hurt At Work Characters: Summary: In this skit, a comedic portrayal unfolds as two characters engage in a phone conversation about an alleged workplace injury. Voice 2 claims to have been hurt at work, seeking legal assistance. Initially, Voice 1 transfers the call to Voice 3, an attorney, assuming […]
Sol’s Chainsaw Shock 00:03 Speaker 1: “Hello? Hello?” 00:05 Sol Rosenberg: “Hello?” 00:06 Speaker 1: “Hello?” 00:07 Sol Rosenberg: “Hello?” 00:08 Speaker 1: “Yes. Hi, I’m calling about your ad.” 00:10 Sol Rosenberg: “Yes.” 00:11 Speaker 1: “I’m interested in the chainsaw.” 00:14 Sol Rosenberg: “Yes.” 00:15 Speaker 1: “Is it still available?” 00:18 Sol […]
The Jerky Boys, album 1 Title: Car Salesman Characters: Paul Rizzo Summary: The skit presents a comical yet bizarre phone conversation between two individuals named Paul and Paul Rizzo. Paul Rizzo calls inquiring about a salesperson job, expressing eagerness to sell cars but quickly reveals an aggressive sales approach from his past job in Middletown, […]
It is with heavy hearts that we report the passing of the esteemed actor Alan Arkin, who left an indelible mark on the world of cinema. Arkin, an Oscar-winning actor and beloved figure in the entertainment industry, captivated audiences with his incredible talent, versatility, and captivating performances. With a career spanning over six decades, Arkin […]
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Mike – Rub Salve” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
Jocko Johnson is a name synonymous with comedy. He has been making people laugh for decades, and his hilarious prank calls have become legendary. But who is Jocko Johnson, and how did he become the comedic force he is today? Born in the Bronx, New York, Jocko Johnson was always known for his quick wit […]
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Sol – Seafaring Sol” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
