Bacon – Jack Tors

The Jerky Boys, album 4

Title: Bacon

Characters: Jack Tors

Summary:

“Bacon – Jack Tors” features a simple prank call built around an everyday topic. The conversation begins normally and shifts into humor. Subtle delivery drives the comedy. Reactions add to the moment. The pacing stays natural. Jack Tors keeps it believable. Fans enjoy its relatable style. A classic example of understated Jerky Boys humor.

Transcript:

0:01 Phone rings

0:04 Jack Tors: “Hello?”

0:05 Female Voice: “Hello.”

0:06 Jack Tors: *hushed tone* “Yes.”

0:07 Female Voice: “Yes I’m calling about this retro casting.”

0:09 Jack Tors: “Yeahhh… Hello?”

0:11 Female Voice: “Yes.”

0:12 Jack Tors: “Yes, great.”

0:14 Female Voice: “What about it?”

0:15 Jack Tors: “Yeah, can you uhhh- you’re calling me. What is it?”

0:18 Female Voice: “It says retro casting, 1970’s terrific opportunity.”

0:23 Jack Tors: “Ooo I smell bacon! Do you smell bacon?”

0:25 Female Voice: “No.”

0:26 *hangs up phone*