Mining For Scotty – Frank Rizzo
The Jerky Boys, album 4 Title: Mining For Scotty Characters: Frank Rizzo Summary: Frank Rizzo makes a deal with a Japanese mining company to harvest “dilithium crystals”. Transcript:
“Jack – Bubbles Escaped” (Brennan)
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Jack – Bubbles Escaped” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
Pork Fried Rice
The Jerky Boys, Stop Staring at Me! Title: Pork Fried Rice Characters: Summary: Transcript:
The Call for Inclusive Movement
[The scene opens with a phone ringing.] Caller: Hello? Receiver: Hi there, this is the Diversity and Inclusion Hotline. How can we assist you today? Caller: Oh, thank goodness. I’ve been feeling this urge to express myself through movement, but I want to make sure I’m doing it in a way that’s respectful and inclusive […]
“Jerky Call, No. 5: Got Worms” (Brennan)
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Jerky Call, No. 5: Got Worms” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
Diamond Dealer – the woke version
Title: Ethically Sourced Diamond Merchant[Scene: A phone rings, and a calm, soothing voice answers.]Voice: Good day, this is Emery speaking, how may I assist you?Caller: Hey Emery, it’s Dave.Emery: Ah, greetings, Dave. What brings you to my line today?Caller: Well, Emery, I’ve been on the lookout for an engagement ring for my partner, and I’ve […]
Kamal Ahmed: The Hilarious Legacy of the Jerky Boys Comedian
Comedy has always had the power to bring people together, and throughout the years, there have been countless comedians who have left an indelible mark on the entertainment industry. One such comedian is Kamal Ahmed, known for his involvement in the legendary comedy duo, the Jerky Boys. With his unique wit, unmatched improvisational skills, and […]
“Jack – Oil Party” (Brennan)
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Jack – Oil Party” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
Uncle Freddie
The Jerky Boys, album 1 Title: Uncle Freddie Characters: Frank Kissel Summary: Transcript:
Diamond Dealer
The Jerky Boys, album 2 Title: Diamond dealer Characters: Operator Summary: The skit is a comical exchange between an individual, Voice 1, attempting to unload “stones” and a series of operators. Initially, Voice 1 calls, referring to having “stones” to get rid of, eventually revealing they mean kidney stones and are mistakenly mixing up their […]
Hurt At Work
The Jerky Boys, album 1 Title: Hurt At Work Characters: Summary: In this skit, a comedic portrayal unfolds as two characters engage in a phone conversation about an alleged workplace injury. Voice 2 claims to have been hurt at work, seeking legal assistance. Initially, Voice 1 transfers the call to Voice 3, an attorney, assuming […]
“Nicos – Celebration” (Brennan)
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Nicos – Celebration” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
Husband Beating
The Jerky Boys, album 2 Title: Husband Beating Characters: Summary: Transcript:
Burial Vaults
The Jerky Boys, Stop Staring at Me! Title: Burial Vaults Characters: Big Ole Bad Ass Bob the Cattle Rustler Summary: Transcript:
“Sol – Can’t See” (Brennan)
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Sol – Can’t See” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
Sol’s Nude Beach
The Jerky Boys, album 2 Title: Sol’s Nude Beach Characters: Sol Rosenberg Summary: The skit opens with a phone call where a woman answers and a person named Sol asks for Jim. There’s confusion over Sol’s name, but he persistently mentions joining a nudist camp, claiming Jim invited him due to past mistreatment at a […]
The Dresser
The Jerky Boys, album 3 Title: The Dresser Characters: Frank Kissel Summary: Transcript:
“Frank – Hey Nutty” (Brennan)
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Frank – Hey Nutty” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
Starter Motor Repair
The Jerky Boys, album 1 Title: Starter Motor Repair Characters: Summary: Transcript:
Firecracker Mishap
The Jerky Boys, album 1 Title: Firecracker Mishap Characters: Summary: Transcript:
The Home Wrecker
The Jerky Boys, album 1 Title: The Home Wrecker Characters: Jocko Johnson Summary: The skit revolves around Jocko Johnson, who calls a demolition service seeking to tear down a house. His motive is fueled by his partner leaving him, and he wants revenge by demolishing the house she left behind. Jocko insists on urgency, wanting it […]
Civil War Memorabilia (Part 2)
The Jerky Boys, album 3 Title: Civil War Memorabilia (Part 2) Characters: Sol Rosenberg Summary: The skit revolves around a comical and confusing phone conversation between Sol Rosenberg and another person interested in buying Civil War memorabilia. The conversation starts with multiple hellos, reflecting miscommunication or technical issues. The potential buyer expresses interest in the […]
Peter Dante and the Jerky Boys: A Hilarious Journey Through Comedy
In the world of comedy, few names elicit as much laughter and nostalgia as The Jerky Boys. This iconic duo, known for their prank calls and outrageous characters, has left an indelible mark on the world of humor. And one man, Peter Dante, stands out as a key contributor to the Jerky Boys’ unique brand […]
Gay Hairdresser – the woke version
Title: Inclusive Salon Experience[Scene: Inside a modern, inclusive salon. Soft music plays in the background. A diverse group of clients, including people of various races, genders, sexual orientations, and abilities, are seated in the waiting area. The atmosphere is welcoming and accepting.]Voice on the Phone: (ringing) “Hello, and thank you for calling our inclusive salon, […]