Diamond Dealer – the woke version

Title: Ethically Sourced Diamond Merchant

[Scene: A phone rings, and a calm, soothing voice answers.]

Voice: Good day, this is Emery speaking, how may I assist you?

Caller: Hey Emery, it’s Dave.

Emery: Ah, greetings, Dave. What brings you to my line today?

Caller: Well, Emery, I’ve been on the lookout for an engagement ring for my partner, and I’ve heard you’re the person to talk to about ethically sourced diamonds.

Emery: Absolutely, Dave. Ethical sourcing is a cornerstone of our business. What specific requirements do you have?

Caller: Well, you know, I want to make sure the diamonds are conflict-free and that the workers are treated fairly.

Emery: Understandable and commendable, Dave. We pride ourselves on working directly with mines that adhere to strict labor and environmental standards.

Caller: That’s great to hear. Do you have any diamonds in particular that you would recommend?

Emery: Indeed, we have a selection of lab-grown diamonds that bypass the environmental impact of traditional mining while ensuring the welfare of the communities involved.

Caller: Lab-grown diamonds, huh? That sounds fascinating. Can you tell me more about them?

Emery: Certainly, Dave. Lab-grown diamonds are created through advanced technological processes that replicate the natural formation of diamonds. They possess the same brilliance and durability as mined diamonds but with a significantly lower environmental footprint and without any ethical concerns regarding mining practices.

Caller: Wow, that’s amazing. I had no idea such alternatives existed. Can you help me find the perfect lab-grown diamond for my partner?

Emery: Of course, Dave. I’ll be more than happy to assist you in selecting the ideal diamond that not only symbolizes your love but also aligns with your values.

[The call continues with Emery guiding Dave through the selection process, ensuring he finds the perfect ethically sourced diamond for his partner.]

[End of Scene.]

This revised skit promotes ethical consumerism and sustainability, emphasizing the importance of conscious choices when purchasing luxury items like diamonds.