Special Delivery

The Jerky Boys, Stop Staring at Me!

Title: Special Delivery





0:00 Phone rings…
0:01 Voice 1 picks up and says: “[Inaudible 00:01] office.”

0:02 Voice2: “Hello.”

0:04 Voice 1: “Hello.”

0:05 Voice 2 “Yes, Louis [Inaudible 00:06].”

0:07 Voice 1:  “I’m sorry. He’s not in at the moment.”

0:09 Voice 2 “Well, you [Inaudible 00:10] don’t you?”

0:12 Voice 1: “That’s correct.”

0:13 Voice 2: “Oh, that’s great ya. Man, I tried to get through. They gave me a hard time.”

0:18   Voice 1: “Okay.”

0:19 Voice 2: “I don’t need that kind of shit! You know what I’m saying?”

0:21 Voice 1:  “Okay.”

0:22 Voice 2: “Well, they told me to call Eddy and [Inaudible 00:24]. I got a truckload of pink pussies out here that I got to drop off for these boys.”

0:29 Voice 1:  “Excuse me?”

0:30 Voice 2:  “For their next show.”

0:32 Voice 1: “Can you hold on a moment?”
0:33 Voice2:  “Hurry up!”

0:38 Voice 1: “Would you like the touring department?”

0:40 Voice 2:  “Now, what’s that supposed to mean, ma’am? Is that a wise ass comment?”

0:43 Voice 1: “Would you like the touring department?”

0:44 Voice 2   “I drive a truck forever. I think I’ve seen enough of the country. I don’t need that shit.”

0:49 Voice 1: “What do you need, sir?”

0:50 Voice1 “I told you, I got a truck load of shit out here but you’ve been saying [Inaudible 00:54]

0:54 Voice 1: “I can’t help you with that. Would you like the touring department?”

0:57 Voice 2: “Now, you tell me now what the hell am I going to do with a truckload of pink pussies?”

01:03 Voice 1: “I don’t know. Would you like the touring department?”

01:04 Voice 2: “I damn well can’t walk them home, that’s for sure.”