Cremation Services
The Jerky Boys, album 2 Title: Cremation Services Characters: Summary: Transcript:
“Frank – Speed Racer” (Brennan)
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Frank – Speed Racer” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
“Sol – Broke My Legs” (Brennan)
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Sol – Broke My Legs” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
Send a Salami to your Boy in the Army
The Jerky Boys, Stop Staring at Me! Title: Send a Salami to your Boy in the Army Characters: Sol Rosenberg Summary: Transcript:
“Sol – Police Billy Club” (Brennan)
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Sol – Police Billy Club” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
Mechanic Prank Call Guide
Prank calls are a timeless way to have a good laugh and entertain yourself and your friends. One of the classic prank call scenarios is calling a mechanic and pretending to have a ridiculous problem with your car. Whether you are looking to prank your friends or just want to have a good laugh, a […]
The Jerky Boys Movie Voted the Worst Movie Made in 1995
Introduction The year 1995 saw the release of numerous films that left a lasting impact on audiences, from classics to cult favorites. However, amidst the success stories, there lurked a notorious creation: The Jerky Boys Movie. It garnered the unenviable title of being voted the worst movie made in 1995, marking a puzzling chapter in […]
Scaffolding
The Jerky Boys, album 2 Title: Scaffolding Characters: Frank Rizzo Summary: In this skit, the phone rings, and Frank answers the call seeking help for a complicated situation. He reveals that he’s in charge of a scaffold with people stuck on it, which he had initially rigged for his boss. However, the number of people […]
Marriage Insurance
The Jerky Boys, Stop Staring at Me! Title: Marriage Insurance Characters: Summary: Transcript:
Unveiling the Legacy of Frank Rizzo: The First Trump
In the heart of Philadelphia, a city steeped in history and resilience, stands a controversial figure immortalized in bronze: Frank Rizzo. The towering statue, erected in honor of the former mayor, embodies a complex legacy that continues to provoke debate and reflection. As we delve into the life and times of Frank Rizzo, we unravel […]
What’s wrong with this world – the woke version
Title: “What’s Right with this World: A Conscious Conversation”[Scene: Two friends, John and Joe, are having a discussion.]John: Hey, Joe, have you noticed what’s right with this world lately?Joe: Yeah, man. It’s like, everywhere you look, people are waking up to the issues that really matter.John: Exactly! Like, there’s so much awareness about social justice, […]
Punitive Damages – the woke version
Title: “Restorative Justice”[Scene: A call center. The phone rings, and a customer service representative named Alex answers.]Alex: Good afternoon, thank you for calling Restorative Justice Solutions. This is Alex speaking, how may I assist you today?Caller: Yeah, I wanna talk about some issues I’m having with my landlord.Alex: Of course, I’m here to help. What […]
TV Repair
The Jerky Boys, album 3 Title: TV Repair Characters: Kissel/Pico Summary: Transcript:
“Mike – Hit off the Head” (Brennan)
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Mike – Hit off the Head” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
Who is Sol Rosenberg?
Sol Rosenberg is a fictional character who first appeared in the popular comedy radio show “The Jerky Boys” in the 1990s. Created and portrayed by Johnny Brennan, Sol Rosenberg is a New York City native with a distinct and humorous personality. He is known for his exaggerated and often absurd phone calls, where he engages […]
Piano Tuner
The Jerky Boys, album 1 Title: Piano Tuner Characters: Frank Rizzo Summary: Transcript:
The Home Wrecker
The Jerky Boys, album 1 Title: The Home Wrecker Characters: Jocko Johnson Summary: The skit revolves around Jocko Johnson, who calls a demolition service seeking to tear down a house. His motive is fueled by his partner leaving him, and he wants revenge by demolishing the house she left behind. Jocko insists on urgency, wanting it […]
Auto Mechanic
The Jerky Boys, album 1 Title: Auto Mechanic Characters: Summary: In this skit, a phone call unfolds between two individuals regarding a job at an auto mechanic shop. Voice 2, the job applicant, asserts they have seven years of experience, specifically with race cars. However, when asked about an inspection license, Voice 2 dodges the […]
Sushi Chef
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Sol’s Glasses – the woke version
Title: “Sol’s Eyewear Dilemma”[Scene: A bustling urban street, where Sol, a socially conscious individual, walks along, sporting a pair of eco-friendly glasses made from recycled materials. He’s visibly agitated, trying to navigate through the crowd.]Sol: [muttering to himself] Gosh darn it, these recycled lenses are completely fogged up! How can I advocate for sustainability if […]
Roofing – the woke version
[Scene: A roofing company office. Dave, an employee, is answering the phone.]Dave: Good morning, this is Dave from Integrity Roofing. How can we assist you today?Caller: Hi, I’m looking for some information about getting my roof fixed.Dave: Of course, I’d be happy to help. First, may I ask your name and pronouns?Caller: Uh, yeah, it’s […]
Burial Vaults
The Jerky Boys, Stop Staring at Me! Title: Burial Vaults Characters: Big Ole Bad Ass Bob the Cattle Rustler Summary: Transcript:
Donald Trump wanted to prank-call CNN’s Chris Cuomo from White House
The recent uproar surrounding an alleged prank call scheme involving Donald Trump, Chris Cuomo of CNN, and Andrew Cuomo has stirred controversy in political and media circles.The Players InvolvedIn this saga, we have Donald Trump, the former President known for his unorthodox media approaches, and Chris Cuomo, a prominent CNN anchor. Andrew Cuomo, former governor […]
Florida, The Tropical State
The Jerky Boys, album 3 Title: Florida, The Tropical State Characters: Jack Tors Summary: Transcript: