“Jerky Call, No. 4: Occasional Banners” (Brennan)
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Jerky Call, No. 4: Occasional Banners” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
Lawnmower Sale – the woke version
Title: Sustainable Gardening Consultation[Scene: A serene garden setting with chirping birds and lush greenery. Two individuals, Pat and Frank, stand amidst the foliage, engaging in conversation.]Pat: Hey, Frank, have you heard about the latest sustainable gardening techniques?Frank: Sustainable gardening? What’s that all about?Pat: It’s about being mindful of the environment while tending to our lawns […]
Jolly Roger Telephone Co.
Jolly Roger Telephone Co. is a telecommunications service that specializes in diverting robocalls and telemarketers, making them entertaining and informative. Founded by Roger Anderson in 2015, the service is designed to provide a fun and effective way for consumers to deal with unwanted calls.The Jolly Roger Telephone Co. works by intercepting robocalls and routing them […]
Prank Calls 101: Having Fun Within Limits
Prank calls have been around for as long as telephones have existed, and they continue to be a popular pastime for many people. However, there are certain limits that should be respected when engaging in this activity. First and foremost, it is important to remember that the person on the other end of the line […]
Synchronized Swimming
The Jerky Boys, Stop Staring at Me! Title: Synchronized Swimming Characters: Summary: Transcript:
The Hot Mops – the woke version
Title: “The Eco-Friendly Cleaners”[Scene: A bustling city street.]Character 1: (Speaking into a headset) Hey, this is Alex, your eco-friendly cleaner. How can I help you today?Character 2: Yeah, hi. I need someone to come over and clean my apartment. It’s a bit of a mess.Character 1: Absolutely! We’ll take care of it. Just to let […]
“Frank – Numbnuts” (Brennan)
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Frank – Numbnuts” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
“Jerky Call, No. 5: Got Worms” (Brennan)
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Jerky Call, No. 5: Got Worms” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
Roofing – the woke version
[Scene: A roofing company office. Dave, an employee, is answering the phone.]Dave: Good morning, this is Dave from Integrity Roofing. How can we assist you today?Caller: Hi, I’m looking for some information about getting my roof fixed.Dave: Of course, I’d be happy to help. First, may I ask your name and pronouns?Caller: Uh, yeah, it’s […]
The Call for Inclusive Movement
[The scene opens with a phone ringing.] Caller: Hello? Receiver: Hi there, this is the Diversity and Inclusion Hotline. How can we assist you today? Caller: Oh, thank goodness. I’ve been feeling this urge to express myself through movement, but I want to make sure I’m doing it in a way that’s respectful and inclusive […]
“Rocine – Licks Balloons” (Brennan)
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Rocine – Licks Balloons” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
“Jack – Boiled Potato” (Brennan)
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Jack – Boiled Potato” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
The Flower Lady, #1
The Jerky Tapes (Album 6) Title: The Flower Lady #1 Characters: Summary: The skit portrays a comedic and confusing series of phone calls involving Deborah, attempting to reach Harry Getzov. She faces persistent interruptions, unclear connections, and various individuals who continually redirect her to different people, particularly Harry’s son, Scott. Deborah’s purpose is to discuss […]
“Introduction” (Brennan)
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Introduction” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
Sol’s Glasses – the woke version
Title: “Sol’s Eyewear Dilemma”[Scene: A bustling urban street, where Sol, a socially conscious individual, walks along, sporting a pair of eco-friendly glasses made from recycled materials. He’s visibly agitated, trying to navigate through the crowd.]Sol: [muttering to himself] Gosh darn it, these recycled lenses are completely fogged up! How can I advocate for sustainability if […]
Gay Hard Hat
The Jerky Boys, album 1 Title: Gay Hard Hat Characters: Jack Tors Summary: Transcript:
Sol’s War Memorabilia – the woke version
Title: Sol’s Civil Rights Memorabilia Emporium[Scene: Sol’s Civil Rights Memorabilia Emporium. Sol, a passionate advocate for social justice, mans the counter.]Sol: Welcome to Sol’s Civil Rights Memorabilia Emporium, where we honor the struggles and triumphs of marginalized communities throughout history.Customer: Hi, I’m looking for something that celebrates the resilience of the civil rights movement.Sol: Ah, […]
“Jack – Crazy Little Monkey” (Brennan)
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Jack – Crazy Little Monkey” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
Remembering the Legendary Alan Arkin: An Oscar-Winning Disney Actor
It is with heavy hearts that we report the passing of the esteemed actor Alan Arkin, who left an indelible mark on the world of cinema. Arkin, an Oscar-winning actor and beloved figure in the entertainment industry, captivated audiences with his incredible talent, versatility, and captivating performances. With a career spanning over six decades, Arkin […]
Ball Game Beating
The Jerky Boys, album 2 Title: Ball Game Beating Characters: Sol Rosenberg Summary: Transcript:
“Bob – Deliveries” (Brennan)
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Bob – Deliveries” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
“Sol – Beaten Up” (Brennan)
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Sol – Beaten Up” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
Jerk Baby Jerk – The Jerky Boys
The Jerky Boys, Album 4 Title: Jerky Baby Jerk Characters: The Jerky Boys Summary: Transcript:
A little Emergency – the woke version
Title: “An Inclusive Urgency”[Scene: A bustling city street. Our protagonist, Alex, sits calmly on a bench, wearing a “Pronouns: They/Them” pin on their jacket. Their phone rings, and they answer.]Alex: Hello?Caller: Hey, is this Alex?Alex: Yes, speaking. How can I assist you today?Caller: Hi, um, I’m in a bit of a situation here. My car […]