The Flower Lady, #1
The Jerky Tapes (Album 6)
Title: The Flower Lady #1
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0:01 Voice 1: “Hello. Hello.”
0:03 Deborah: “Hello. I called…”
0:04 Voice 1: “Miss, can you hang on. Hang on.”
0:06 Deborah: “Yes, I can hang on. I don’t have the [Inaudible 00:08].”
0:09 Background noise
0:21 Voice not clear
0:22 Deborah: “Hello.”
0:23 Voice not clear
0:25 Voice 1: “Hello.”
0:26 Deborah: “Hello.”
0:27 Voice 1: “Please hold.”
0:31 Background noise
0:41 Voice not clear
0:44 Voice 1: “Hello.”
0:45 Deborah: “Yes, hello. I want…”
0:46 Voice 1: “They’re doing some work on my apartment. Can… just one second more.”
0:49 Deborah: “Is this Harry?”
0:50 Voice 1: “I’m sorry. Just one…”
0:51 Deborah: “Hello. Is this Harry?”
0:52 Voice 1: “One second… one second.”
0:56 Background noise
1:07 Voice 1: “Hello.”
1:07 Deborah: “Hello.”
1:09 Voice 1: “Hello.”
1:10 Deborah: “I don’t understand. I was calling for Harry Getzov.”
1:12 Voice 1: “Yes, he’s here. Hold one second please.”
1:17 Background noise
1:21 Phone rings..
1:23 Deborah: “I’m trying to… I don’t… he asked me to send the contract and I don’t know. Hello.”
1:26 Phone rings..
1:28 Deborah: “Hello.”
1:28 Scott: “Hello.”
1:29 Deborah: “Hello.”
1:30 Scott: “Hello.”
1:33 Background noise
1:35 Scott: “Hello. Crazy world!”
1:38 Deborah: “Hello.”
1:41 Voice 1: “Hello.”
1:41 Deborah: “Yeah. I’m call…”
1:43 Scott: “Hello.”
1:44 Deborah: “Who is this please?”
1:45 Background noise
1:49 Voice 1: “Hello.”
1:51 Deborah: “Yeah, I’m calling from [Inaudible 01:52] Floral Design. I was calling for… hello?”
1:54 Voice 3: “Who is this?’
1:51 Voice 1: “Yes, go ahead.”
1:59 Deborah: “Who am I speaking with please? I don’t… I don’t need to be rude, but I called before. It’s busy. I am calling for Harry Getzov.”
2:05 Voice 4: “Who do you think you are speaking like that?”
2:07 Deborah: “I’m not… I [Inaudible 02:10]… I’m calling for Harry Getzov. I was calling to fax him over a contract.”
2:17 Voice 1: “Well, his… his… his son Scott is on the line.”
2:22 Deborah: “Whose son?”
2:23 Voice 1: “Scott will help you.”
2:25 Deborah: “I don’t think you understand. I am calling to fax him over, but I don’t understand [Inaudible 02:29].”
2:29 Scott: “What’s the fax about?”
2:30 Deborah: “Do I have the right number?”
2:33 Voice 1: “Scott.”
2:34 Deborah: “Who’s…?”
2:35 Scott: “Well, how can I help you?”
2:37 Deborah: “I’m… I was… I’m calling, but they… I’m calling because he asked me to call him back about the flowers and so I’m doing that and I would just like to speak to Harry.”
2:48 Voice 1: “Hello.”
2:49 Voice 4: “Yeah. What do you mean by that?”
2:52 Deborah: “By what?”
2:52 Voice 4: “Harry’s been dead for weeks. You insensitive person!”
2:56 Deborah: “Uh, thank you. Hello.”
2:59 Voice 1: “Scott, his son, will help you.”
3:01 Deborah: “Oh, hello.”
3.03 Scott: “Hello.”
3:04 Deborah: “I didn’t realize he was… shit.. hi, I… who is this?”
3:10 Scott: “This is Scott.”
3:12 Deborah: “I’m calling from [Inaudible 03:13] Floral Design. I was told to call Harry Getzov.”
3:17 Scott: “Okay. Well… well, he can’t help you right now. He can’t help you.”
3:21 Deborah: “Who…”
3:21 Scott: “You have to speak to this other guy. There’s other people that take care of that now. Harry’s not around.”
3:27 Voice 3: “Yes, hello.”
3:30 The mortician: “Hello.”
3:31 Deborah: “Hello.”
3:32 The mortician: “Eh… well, didn’t… did you not hear about Harry?”
3:36 Deborah: “No, I didn’t.”
3:37 The mortician: “Oh my! It was horrible. He was… he was flying a kite and lightening hit the kite and… oh my goodness!”
3:46 Deborah: “That’s terrible. How is his fiancée? Is she there? Can I speak to the fiancée?”
3:50 The mortician: “Who… who do you…? It was terrible…”
3:52 Deborah: “[Inaudible 03:52]… who am I speaking…”
3:52 The mortician: “But Scott, his son, will speak to you.”
3:54 Deborah: “Hello. Who am I speaking to please?”
3:57 The mortician: “Scott, his son, will handle you.”
3:58 Deborah: “Oh, [Inaudible 03:59].”
4:00 Scott: “You’re from Floral Design?”
4:02 Deborah: “[Inaudible 04:02]… hello.”
4:03 Scott: “That what you said, Floral Design?”
4:03 Deborah: “Hello. Yeah, this Deborah [Inaudible 04.05]stein. I was calling [Inaudible 04:06] to speak to Harry. I… and is his fiancée there please?”
4:10 Scott: “No, she’s… she’s not here right now. She’s not able to speak.”
4:13 Deborah: “Oh! Then… can I leave a message then?”
4:16 The mortician: “Hello.”
4:16 Deborah: “How terrible! I didn’t…”
4:18 The mortician: “Hello.”
4:19 Deborah: “Yeah.”
4:19 Scott: “Hey, take this message.”
4:21 Deborah: “Should I give my number for…”
4:22 The mortician: “He’s flying a kite and the lightening hit the kite… I’m… uh… de… I had to [Inaudible 04:27] him out…”
4:22 Deborah: “[Inaudible 04:22].”
4:28 The mortician: “…and everything to look good in front of people.”
4:30 Deborah: “There was so much rain. Was it from that? That’s so horrible.”
4:33 The mortician: “Yes, he got one nice… he… for some reason, it possessed him to go out to fly kite and… and it… it electrified his chest, everything. It… I don’t understand why anyone would do that in the rain.”
4:46 Deborah: “[Inaudible 04:46] fiancée. I had talked to her before. Is it o… can I call her? Is it…”
4:50 The mortician: “But you… you can speak to his son Scott.”
4:53 Deborah: “Alright. I’ll speak to Scott.”
4:55 Scott: “Hi.”
4:56 Deborah: “Hi, is this Scott?”
4:57 Scott: “This is Scott. Hi, who is it please?”
4:58 Deborah: “Scott, it’s… this is Deb… I… I shouldn’t… I don’t know what to say? I… I… I guess I’ll call back. I’ll call for a…”
5:07 The mortician: “Hello.”
5:08 Deborah: “Yeah.”
5:09 The mortician: “Do you want… do you want to speak to his fiancée?”
5:11 Deborah: “Yeah. I… I… yeah, I would like to.”
5:13 The mortician: “But then you have to speak to his son Scott.”
5:17 Deborah: “I don’t understand. Maybe his nephew is over there and that’s because they’re putting me on [Inaudible 05:22]…”
5:26 The mortician: “Hello.”
5:27 Deborah: “Yeah.”
5:28 The mortician: “Hello.”
5:28 Deborah: “Okay, sir. I’m going to…”
5:30 The mortician: “Do you want to speak to his fiancée?”
5:31 Deborah: “Yeah. I don’t…”
5:32 The mortician: “But then you must speak to his son Scott.”
5:36 The mortician: “Hello.”
5:38 Deborah: “Hello.”
5:39 The mortician: “Mr. Scott.”
5:40 Deborah: “I don’t understand why…”
5:43 The mortician: “Miss… did you speak to Mr. Scott?”
5:45 Deborah: “I don’t know. I don’t… I don’t understand who Scott is. I know…”
5:48 The mortician: “Scott.”
5:50 Scott: “Yes.”
5:51 The mortician: “I… I believe this lady must speak to you to… to speak to…”
5:55 Deborah: “I don’t mean to be rude, but I was calling and I don’t understand quite frankly what’s going on. I… I just wanted to speak to…”
6:02 The mortician: “Mr. Scott will explain.”
6:05 Scott: “What’s the matter? Can I help you?”
6:08 The mortician: “[Inaudible 06:08].”
6:09 Deborah: “I’m going to call back, but you can call me. It’s Deborah [Inaudible 06:11]stein.”
6:12 The mortician: “Miss?”
6:12 Deborah: “Yeah.”
6:13 The mortician: “He was flying a kite.”
6:14 Deborah: “No, I heard you. I think it’s horrible that…”
6:16 The mortician: “The lightening did this. Took him in his ass and chest and he… I had to spend one day to fix him for the family.”
6:23 Deborah: “Who is this?”
6:24 The mortician: “I am the mortician.”
6:26 Deborah: “At his house?”
6:27 The mortician: “You see, he having it in his house.”
6:29 Deborah: “Okay. You know what? I’m going to call back and speak to the fiancée.”
6:32 The mortician: “But if you want to speak to fiancée, you must speak to his son Scott.”
6:35 Deborah: “I spoke to Scott. I don’t understand why…”
6:39 The mortician: “You… we need flowers.”
6:42 Scott: “Can I help you with something?”
6:42 Deborah: “I don’t under… yeah, hello.”
6:44 The mortician: “No, no miss, this… miss, I don’t know who de people on the phone… eh, we need flowers.”
6:51 Deborah: “Why, yeah I could do the funeral. I mean…”
6:54 The mortician: “But you… you… you must speak to his son Scott.”
6:58 Deborah: “Okay, I’ll do that, yeah.”
6:59 The mortician: “So, we want to dress him in flowers because we have… because of the kite, we think a Ben Franklin kind of thing would look good. You know, maybe if you could put flowers like a Ben Franklin wreath…”
7:10 Deborah: “[Inaudible 07:10]. You know what [Inaudible 07:11]… look, I will call back. I’ll speak to the fiancée…”
7:14 The mortician: “Oh, no. if you want to speak to fiancée, you must speak to his son Scott.”
7:18 Deborah: “But you know what? Let me… I’ll call you back. I’ll do this funeral. It’s fine. I’ll… I’ll call you back.”
7:23 The mortician: “No, but miss…”
7:24 Deborah: “Yes.”
7:25 The mortician: “His fiancée is here.”
7:27 Deborah: “You know I want to speak to the fiancée. I think…”
7:29 The mortician: “Okay, you want to speak to the fiancée?”
7:31 Deborah: “Yeah, I have… yeah.”
7:32 The mortician: “But in order to do that, you speak to his son Scott.”
7:35 Deborah: “Okay.”
7:37 The mortician: “Mr. Scott!”
7:38 Scott: “Yeah, I think the fiancée, she already arranged for flowers.”
7:38 Deborah: Okay, I… I’m going to call back.” I… I will call you back. I… I’m… I’m hanging up.”
7:44 Scott: “I’m not sure.” I think she may already…”
7:46 Background noise
7:55 Voice in the background: “[Inaudible 07:55]. No, don’t say it.”
7:58 Voices in the background
8:01 Phone rings..