Rosine Like Balloons
0:01 Phone rings
0:02 Speaker1: “Hello?”
0:02 Speaker2: “Hello?”
0:03 Speaker1: “Yes. Do you guys—do you have balloons?”
0:05 Speaker2: “Yeah.”
0:06 Speaker1: “You don’t have balloons?”
0:07 Speaker2: “Oh, what?”
0:08 Speaker1: “You guys don’t make balloons.”
0:10 Speaker2: “Yeah.”
0:11 Speaker1: “So, can I order balloons from you?”
0:12 Speaker2: “No, you have to come in.”
0:14 Speaker1: “Do you have any lobsters?”
0:15 Speaker2: “Hold on one second.”
0:19 Speaker3: “Hello?”
0:21 Speaker1: “Hello.”
0:21 Speaker3: “Yes. Can I help you?”
0:22 Speaker1: “Yes, I’m looking for balloons.”
0:24 Speaker3: “Okay. What kind?”
0:25 Speaker1: “I like the balloons, the blue, big brown balloons.”
0:28 Speaker2: “Sure.”
0:29 Speaker1: “I like to blow them up and then let the air out.”
0:32 Speaker2: “Well, come on in. You can do that.”
0:33 Speaker1: “How many could I touch and lick?”
0:35 Speaker2: “As many as you want. You can touch and lick them all.”
0:38 Speaker1: “I like those balloons. Those balloons are nice too.”
0:41 Speaker2: “Whatever you want to do, man.”
0:43 Speaker1: “I like to do that shit, we drink that shit.”
0:45 Speaker2: “Oh, whatever you want to do, bro.”
0:46 Speaker1: “I like to eat lobster too.”
0:48 Speaker2: “Okay, you can eat lobster.”
0:49 Speaker1: “I used to eat the—I used to order lobsters and shit.”
0:51 Speaker2: “Yeah.”
0:52 Speaker1: “And I wouldn’t eat that shit. I’d lick that shit.”
0:54 Speaker2: “You’d lick it, huh?”
0:55 Speaker1: “And then I’d slap that shit right off my table. That shit was good.”
1:00 Speaker2: “Yeah.”
1:01 Speaker1: “I slapped that shit.”
1:02 Speaker2: “Alright, man, I’ll see you later.”
1:03 Speaker1: “Right.” *laughing*