The Jerky Boys, album 2 Title: Fava Beans Characters: Frank Rizzo Summary: “Fava Beans” features Frank Rizzo delivering one of his most intense prank calls. A simple topic quickly turns into a chaotic and hilarious exchange. The humor builds through fast reactions and constant escalation. It captures the raw, unscripted style that made the Jerky […]
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Sol – Meat Whistle (yum yum says jeffrey)” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
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Title: “Kissel Sets Sail with Consent” Characters: Caller Receptionist Customer Service Representative Summary: A frustrated customer calls to complain that his sailboat sailed without his consent, insisting even inanimate objects must respect autonomy. Customer service responds calmly and professionally while trying to redirect the conversation toward real technical issues. The humor builds through unwavering seriousness, […]
The Jerky Boys, album 4 Title: Hey Sir! Characters: Sol Rosenberg Summary: Transcript:
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Frank – Jerky Pick Me Up” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
Title: Conscious Consumers’ Concern Characters: Concerned Caller, Grocery Store Clerk Summary:A polite caller contacts a grocery store to raise concerns about sustainability, pesticides, and unhealthy ingredients. The clerk tries to respond professionally while the conversation becomes increasingly unnecessary, creating slow-burn awkward humor in classic Jerky Boys prank call style. Transcript: [The scene opens with a […]
The Jerky Boys, album 3 Title: Tandem Bicycles Characters: Jack Tors Summary: “Tandem Bicycles” features Frank Rizzo turning a simple product inquiry into a loud and chaotic prank call. The conversation starts normally but quickly escalates. Miscommunication drives the humor forward at a fast pace. Frank’s bold delivery keeps the energy high throughout. It captures […]
The Jerky Boys, vol 4 album Title: Cold Feet Characters: Frank Rizzo, Acupuncturist Summary: “Frank Rizzo Cold Feet” features Frank Rizzo turning a simple concern into a loud and chaotic prank call. The conversation starts normally but quickly escalates. Miscommunication drives the humor forward at a fast pace. Frank’s bold delivery keeps the energy high throughout. […]
The Jerky Boys, album 1 Title: The Gay Model Characters: Crystal Summary: In this classic Jerky Boys prank call skit, Crystal receives a phone call from an eccentric individual claiming to be interested in a modeling opportunity. At first, the conversation seems normal, as the caller enthusiastically describes his supposed talents and experience. Crystal listens […]
The Jerky Boys, album 2 Title: Diamond dealer Characters: Operator Summary: The skit is a comical exchange between an individual, Voice 1, attempting to unload “stones” and a series of operators. Initially, Voice 1 calls, referring to having “stones” to get rid of, eventually revealing they mean kidney stones and are mistakenly mixing up their […]
Title: “Inclusive Tennis Ball Machine”[Setting: A tennis court. Two players, Alex and Sam, are engaged in a match. On the sidelines, there is a tennis ball machine.]Alex: (hits the ball) Nice shot!Sam: Thanks, Alex! (prepares for the next serve)[Alex serves again, but the ball machine starts malfunctioning, shooting balls everywhere.]Alex: Whoa, what’s going on with […]
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Mike – Mike’s Parrot” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
Title: “Tarbash’s Ride Dilemma”[Setting: A busy city street. Tarbash, a conscientious and eco-friendly cab driver, waits in his hybrid vehicle for passengers.]Tarbash: (Answering a call) Hello, this is Tarbash. How may I assist you on this fine day?Caller: Yo, I need a ride to the corner of 5th and Elm.Tarbash: Certainly, my friend. I’ll be […]
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Pico – Chalupa Wrap” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
The Jerky Boys, Stop Staring at Me! Title: Send a Salami to your Boy in the Army Characters: Sol Rosenberg Summary: “Send Salami Boy Army” features Frank Rizzo delivering one of the most absurd prank calls. The concept is strange from the start and only gets wilder. Miscommunication drives the humor at a fast pace. […]
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Frank – Pigeon Face” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
The Jerky Boys, Stop Staring at Me! Title: Super Gay Characters: Frank Rizzo Summary: “Super Gay” features Frank Rizzo delivering a loud and unpredictable prank call. The conversation quickly escalates into chaos through bold reactions and miscommunication. It captures the raw, unscripted style that made the Jerky Boys famous. Fans enjoy it for its energy […]
The Jerky Boys, Stop Staring at Me! Title: Masturbation Box Characters: Sol Rosenberg Summary: “Masturbation Box” features Frank Rizzo delivering one of his boldest prank calls. A strange concept quickly turns into a chaotic and hilarious exchange. The humor builds through shock, confusion, and fast escalation. It captures the raw, unscripted style that made the […]
Title: Ethically Sourced Diamond Merchant[Scene: A phone rings, and a calm, soothing voice answers.]Voice: Good day, this is Emery speaking, how may I assist you?Caller: Hey Emery, it’s Dave.Emery: Ah, greetings, Dave. What brings you to my line today?Caller: Well, Emery, I’ve been on the lookout for an engagement ring for my partner, and I’ve […]
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Jack – Hello Bing-Bong” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
Title: “Compassionate Cobra Guardian”[Scene: A serene yoga studio, gentle instrumental music plays in the background. Two individuals, one named Alex and the other named Sam, sit cross-legged on yoga mats, deep in meditation.]Alex: (in a calming tone) Sam, my dear friend, I’ve been meaning to share something profound with you.Sam: (equally serene) Yes, Alex, speak […]
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Sol – Feet Hurt” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
The Jerky Boys, album 3 Title: Bamm! Characters: Curly G. Summary: Transcript: 0:01 Phone rings… 0:04 Voice 1: “Bamm!” 0:05 Voice 2: “Hello?” 0:06 Voice 1: “Yo. Wazzup? I want you to hear my rap album.” 0:09 Voice 2: “Uh-huh.” 0:10 Voice 1: “Yo Wazzup? This is – my name is Curly G Cradle Rock.” […]
