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Super Gay

The Jerky Boys, Stop Staring at Me!

Title: Super Gay

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Summary:

The skit portrays a phone conversation between two individuals, one inquiring about comic books and the other responding to the queries. The caller seeks comic books, inquiring about their content and humor, asking if they will induce laughter. The conversation turns confrontational when the caller demands information about specific superheroes and becomes agitated when the respondent lists various characters instead of directly addressing the request. The dialogue escalates as the caller uses offensive language and derogatory remarks, including homophobic slurs, towards the respondent. The respondent tries to maintain composure amidst the escalating aggression but eventually expresses shock and ends the call abruptly due to the caller’s inappropriate behavior.

The skit showcases miscommunication, frustration, and aggression, with one party trying to obtain information while the other struggles to meet the caller’s demands, resulting in a heated exchange. However, the conversation takes a highly offensive and inappropriate turn with the use of derogatory language and threats, leading to a shocking and abrupt end. The skit highlights the importance of respectful communication and the consequences of escalating aggression and offensive behavior during a conversation.

Transcript:

 

0:00 Phone rings

0:03 Voice 1: ‘[Inaudible 00:03] How may I help you?”

0:04 Voice 2: “Yeah, you got comic book?”

0:07 Voice 1: “Yeah.”

0:08 Voice 2: “Where are they? What’s… you know… What are they? Funny? Hello.”

0:12 Voice 1: “Hello. Yes, some of them.”

0:14 Voice 2: “Yeah, they’re funny?”

0:15 Voice 1: “Some of them, yes.”

0:16 Voice 2: “That means if I read them, I’ll get a little chuckle, a giggle or something?”

0:20 Voice 1: “Possibly.”

0:21 Voice 2: “Yeah? How many you got?”

0:26 Voice 1: “Everything. Superman, Batman…”

0:29 Voice 2: “I didn’t ask you what characters you had. I didn’t ask you to go into all that.”

0:33 Voice 1: “Yeah, hello.”

0:34 Voice 2: “You got a little smug in your mouth. I just asked you one question. You’re going nasty with me?

0:37 Voice 1: “Excuse me?”

0:39 Voice 2: “What superheroes you got?”

0:41 Voice 1: “The Flash.”

0:42 Voice 2: “Speak up!”

0:43 Voice 1: “What?”

0:44 Voice 2: ‘Speak up bozo. I can barely hear you.”

0:46 Voice 1: “I said, The Flash.”

0:47 Voice 2: “Yeah.”

0:48 Voice 1: ‘You got any of the [Inaudible 00:00:49] comic books?

0:51 Voice 2: “No. [Inaudible 00:0:52] doesn’t have comic books.”

0:53 Voice 1: “Oh no?”

0:54 Voice 2: “No, not yet.”

0:55 Voice 1: “Alright, give me some more super hero’s you got.”

0:58 Voice 2: “Fantastic Four, Captain America, Superman.”

1:01 Voice 1: “Oh yeah, I don’t ask you for all those fucking things. I didn’t ask you that”

1:04 Voice 2: “I didn’t ask you that.”

1:05 Voice 1: “I didn’t ask you that stupid characters, to go into all that shit. What the fuck is wrong with you?”

1:10 Voice 1: “I don’t know. I’m delirious.”

1:12 Voice 2: “I just asked you if you had comic books.”

1:14 Voice 1: “Oh, yeah”

1:15 Voice 2: “And what are they, really funny? Are they going to make me laugh?”

1:17 Voice 1: “You know what, we got like super gay?

1:20 Voice 2: “Yeah, you have a fucking queer book? Why don’t I come down and read that book with you, me and you?

1:26 Voice 1: “Me and you?”

1:27 Voice 2: “I’ll read that book with you and I’ll feel you up like a fucking… like my little turtle.”

1:32 Voice 1: “Wow!”

1: 34 Voice 2: “Get off the phone, you…!”