I Pickle They
The Jerky Boys, Stop Staring at Me!
Title: I Pickle They
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0:00 Phone rings
0:02 Voice 1: “Hello”
0:03 Voice 2: “Good afternoon! Jack’s Pickle’s and Peanuts Pumps. Who’s this?”
0:07 Voice1: “From where?”
0:08 Voice 2: “Hello.”
0:09 Voice 1: “Yes.”
0:10 Voice 2: “Yes. You want pickles?”
0:11 Voice 1: “Pickles? Yes.”
0:13 Voice 2: “Yes. Okay. How many?”
0:15 Voice 1: “How many pickles?”
0:17 Voice 2: “Yes.”
0:18 Voice 1: “What kind size?”
0:19 Voice 2: “How many do you want?”
0:20 Voice 1: ”50 boxes.”
0:24 Voice 2: ‘Sir.
0:25 Voice 1: “Yes.”
0:27 Voice 2: “What are you doin?”
0:28 Voice 1: “I pickle… you know. I pickle they.”
0:34 Voice 2: “Sir, why?”
0:36 Voice 1: “I pickle.”
0:37 Voice 2: “Hello.”
0:38 Voice 1: “Yes. You got the pickle?”
0:40 Voice 2: “Yes. You called me. You want pickles?”
0:42 Voice 1: “I call you?”
0:43 Voice 2: “Yes.”
0:44 Voice 1: “For the pickles?”
0:45 Voice 2: “Yes.”
0:46 Voice 1: “Just one second.”[Speaks in native language] Nobody call you.”
0:52 Voice 2: “You just called me now.”
0:54 Voice 1: “I called you now?”
0:56 Voice 2: “Yes.”
0:57 Voice 1: “I pickle they”
0:58 Voice 2: “This is Jack’s Pickles and Peanuts Pumps”
1:02 Voice 1: “Jack Pickles from Peanuts Pumps?”
1:05 Voice 2: “Right”
1:06 Voice 1: “I don’t know.”
1:07 Voice 2: “Look. I have…Listen, do you need sour, half sour, garlic or dill, what?”
1:12 Voice 1: “I need just tomatoes. You have tomatoes? Fresh tomatoes?”
1:17 Voice 2: “I have tomatoes too, yes. How many boxes do you need?”
1:21 Voice 1: “How many boxes I need?”
1:22 Voice 2: “Yes.”
1:23 Voice 1: “300 boxes.”
1:25 Voice 2: “Of tomatoes?”
1:26 Voice 1: “Yeah.”
1:27 Voice 2: “Going…”
1:27 Voice 1: “No, just…What kind prices? Dependant on price.”
1:31 Voice 2: “My tomatoes are $3.69 a box.”
1:35 Voice 1: “$3.69 a box?”
1:36 Voice 2: “Yes.”
1:37 Voice 1: “How many pounds in box?”
1:38 Voice 2: “About 18 pounds.”
1:40 Voice 1: “18 pounds?”
1:42 Voice 2: “Yes.”
1:43 Voice 1: “This is fresh tomatoes?”
1:44 Voice 2: “Fresh. That’s right. We grow them in small pots.”
1:52 Voice 1: “18 pounds?”
1:54 Voice 2: “Yes.”
1:55 Voice 1: “What kind size of the tomatoes?”
1:57 Voice 2: “They’re very, very small. They are almost microscopic. You can barely see them with the naked eye.”
2:03 Voice 1: “Small or like cherry tomatoes?”
2:05 Voice 2: “These are nipple tomatoes. As a matter of fact, you may need a [Inaudible 00:02:10] to see these damn things.”
2:12 Voice 1: “Okay. How I can see these tomatoes?”
2:15 Voice 2: “With your eyes, you silly ass!”
2:19 Voice 1: “Oh my God!”
2:20 Voice 2: “You don’t want them or no?”
2:21 Voice 1: “No. I want they.”
2:23 Voice 2: “You…”
2:24 Voice 1: “I want they. No, I don’t know what kind they. They small, small, like… no, just… what kind? How many… One inch around, two inches around?”
2:38 Voice 2: “A small point.”
2:40 Voice 1: “A small pump?”
2:43 Voice 2: “Yes. Yes!”
2:47 Voice 1: “Okay. Listen to me, when they is good, I take all of them. No problem.”
2:53 Voice 2: “Okay.”
2:55 Voice 1: “I pickle.”
2:56 Voice 2: “Okay. We got a deal.”
2:58 Voice 1: ‘Okay.”
2:59 Voice 2: “2000 dollars.”
3:01 Voice 1: ‘2000 dollars?”
3:02 Voice 2: “Yeah.”
3:03 Voice 1: “For what?”
3:04 Voice 2: ‘For a small box of potatoes.”
3:07 Voice 1: “Of potatoes?”
3:09 Voice 2: “Yes.”
3:10 Voice1: “I don’t need potatoes. I need just tomatoes.”
3:12 Voice 2: “I’ll give you tomatoes and then you give me 2000 for the box of potatoes.”
3:17 Voice 1: ‘Good.”
3:18 Voice 2: “Okay?”
3:19 Voice 1: “Okay.”
3:20 Voice 2: “You’re a good businessman.”
3:22 Voice 1: “Why not?”
3:23: Voice 2: “Aha”
3:24 Voice 1: “Yeah.”
3:25 Voice 2:” See, I like doing business with you. I make money.”
3:26 Voice 1: [Laughs]
3:28 Voice 2: “What you doin’?”
3:30 Voice 1: “I pickle.”
3:31 [Sound of police siren]
3:32 Voice 2:”Oh, shit. I gotta go”
3:33 Voice 1: “Okay.”
3:33 Voice 2: “Somebody hit my car.”
3:34 Voice 2 hangs up.