“Rizzo – Cute with Your Mouth” (Brennan)
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Rizzo – Cute with Your Mouth” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
Hello, Ray – Mike Derucki
The Jerky Boys, album 4 Title: Hello Ray Characters: Mike Derucki Summary: The skit portrays a comical conversation between Ray and Mike Derucki, primarily centered around a series of phone calls fraught with technical glitches and misunderstandings. The conversation continually gets disrupted by static noises, making communication challenging. Mike Derucki, seemingly frustrated with the phone […]
Sol’s Phobia
The Jerky Boys, album 2 Title: Sol’s Phobia Characters: Sol Rosenberg Summary: Transcript:
Nuts to You
The Jerky Boys, Stop Staring at Me! Title: Nuts to You Characters: Summary: The skit is a humorous phone conversation between two individuals, Voice 1 and Voice 2, presumably at a nut shop. Voice 2 engages in a quirky and erratic dialogue, expressing interest in various types of nuts and dry fruits while continuously misnaming […]
Diamond Dealer – the woke version
Title: Ethically Sourced Diamond Merchant[Scene: A phone rings, and a calm, soothing voice answers.]Voice: Good day, this is Emery speaking, how may I assist you?Caller: Hey Emery, it’s Dave.Emery: Ah, greetings, Dave. What brings you to my line today?Caller: Well, Emery, I’ve been on the lookout for an engagement ring for my partner, and I’ve […]
Punitive Damages
The Jerky Boys, album 1 Title: Punitive Damages Characters: Summary: In the skit, a person who had a recent accident involving a motorbike calls a lawyer seeking advice. The caller admits to reckless behavior—drinking while speeding with a sidecar attached to the bike. The lawyer patiently listens but maintains a professional demeanor. As the caller […]
Silly Food – Frank Rizzo
The Jerky Boys, album 3 Title: Silly Food Characters: Frank Rizzo Summary: Transcript:
Balloon Rides – Frank Rizzo
The Jerky Boys, album 3 Title: Balloon Rides Characters: Frank Rizzo Summary: In this humorous skit, Frank Rizzo calls a balloon ride service inquiring about taking a balloon ride. The conversation starts with the caller expressing interest in the experience and seeking information on how to go about it. The representative (Voice 1) explains that […]
1,000 Chickens Trilogy (Part Two)
The Jerky Boys, Stop Staring at Me! Title: 1,000 Chickens Trilogy (Part Two) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
Paradise
The Jerky Boys, album 3 Title: Paradise Characters: Jack Tors Summary: In the presented skit, a comical conversation unfolds between two voices. The interaction revolves around a peculiar inquiry for a “fat muffin man,” causing confusion for Voice 1, who attempts to decipher the odd request. Voice 2 persistently seeks information about muffins, particularly blueberry […]
“Sol – Hemhorroids” (Brennan)
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Sol – Hemhorroids” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
“Sol – Tap Skills” (Brennan)
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Sol – Tap Skills” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
“Sol – Sol’s Gas” (Brennan)
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Sol – Sol’s Gas” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
Nam Hu
The Jerky Boys, Stop Staring at Me! Title: Nam Hu Characters: Frank, Nam Hu Summary: Transcript:
“Pico – Hairpiece” (Brennan)
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Pico – Hairpiece” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
New Awnings
The Jerky Boys, album 3 Title: New Awnings Characters: Mike Derucki Summary: Transcript:
Breast Enlargement
The Jerky Boys, album 2 Title: Breast Enlargement Characters: Summary: Transcript:
Super Across The Way
The Jerky Boys, album 1 Title: Super Across The Way Characters: Summary: Transcript:
You Wanna Scrap?
The Jerky Boys, Stop Staring at Me! Title: You Wanna Scrap? Characters: Frank Rizzo Summary: In this comedic skit, Frank calls a number he found in the yellow pages under “scrap” but faces a series of misunderstandings. He believes he’s speaking to someone related to a Howard Stern show, accusing them of threatening to beat […]
“Jack – Pulling Furniture” (Brennan)
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Jack – Pulling Furniture” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
Make Air Not War
The Jerky Tapes (Album 6) Title: Make Air Not War Characters: Summary: Transcript:
Punitive Damages – the woke version
Title: “Restorative Justice”[Scene: A call center. The phone rings, and a customer service representative named Alex answers.]Alex: Good afternoon, thank you for calling Restorative Justice Solutions. This is Alex speaking, how may I assist you today?Caller: Yeah, I wanna talk about some issues I’m having with my landlord.Alex: Of course, I’m here to help. What […]
Sex Therapy
The Jerky Boys, album 2 Title: Sex Therapy Characters: Summary: Transcript:
Jerky Boys Dentist & Frank Rizzo
The Jerky Boys are known for their hilarious prank calls, and one of their most memorable characters is Frank Rizzo, a foul-mouthed New Yorker with a thick accent who often pretends to be a dentist. In these prank calls, Frank Rizzo calls unsuspecting dental offices and demands that he be seen immediately for his dental […]