Nuts to You
The Jerky Boys, Stop Staring at Me!
Title: Nuts to You
Characters: Frank Rizzo
Summary:
“Nuts to You” features Frank Rizzo turning a simple conversation into a loud and chaotic prank call. The interaction begins normally but quickly escalates. Miscommunication drives the humor forward at a fast pace. Frank’s bold delivery keeps the energy high throughout. It captures the raw, unscripted style that made the Jerky Boys famous. Fans enjoy its intensity and simplicity. The call stands out for its nonstop escalation. A classic piece of prank call comedy.
Transcript:
0:03 Phone rings…
0:04 Voice 1 picks up and says: “[Inaudible 00:05] help you?”
0:06 Voice 2: “Hello.”
0:07 Voice 1: “Hello.”
0:08 Voice 2: “Hello! Hi, how are you doin’ there honey?
0:09 Voice 1: “Fine. How are you?”
0:10 Voice 2: “What kind of nuts you got there?
0:12 Voice 1: “All different ones.”
0:13 Voice 2: “Dry fruits too, I suppose?
0:15 Voice 1: “Excuse me?”
0:16 Voice 2: “You’re got dry fruits too?
0:17 Voice 1: “Yeah.”
0:18 Voice 2: “Alright, what kinds of nuts you got though? I gotta have assorted in a wide array. I’m having a party.”
0:22 Voice 1: “We have all different kinds.”
0:24 Voice 2: “Yeah? You have bisinji? Like bisinji nuts?”
0:27 Voice 1: “What’s a bisinji nut?”
0:28 Voice 2: “What other types you got? Let me know.”
0:32 Voice 1: “We have…What’s a bisinji nut? I’m asking you.”
0:34 Voice 2: “They are like these tiny little dried up like sack nuts. What do they look like? You know, you got [Inaudible 00:38].
0:39 Voice 1: “Is it the Brazil’s?”
0:40 Voice 2: “Yeah, like that’s right. Like…”
0:42 Voice 1: “Yeah, I have Brazil’s. I have all kinds of nuts.”
0:43 Voice 2: “Now, they are still in their tight little sack they come in or no? No, I was thinkin’ about you know how they make them nice, the two nuts and a sack there. The bigger one is from Brazil.”
0:56 Voice 1: “I don’t know. You’ll have to come in and see.”
0:58 Voice 2: “What else you got there? You got any… There’s a wonderful nut that I tasted. I think it’s from down south. It’s like a…They call ‘em Bryan nuts. You don’t have any of those in?”
1:07 Voice 1: “What are Bryan nuts?”
1:08 Voice 2: “They are a special breed in nuts, you know. Do you sell beer there?”
1:12 Voice 1: “No.”
1:13 Voice 2: “You don’t sell beer, alright. You won’t…”
1:14 Voice 1: “Why would we stock beer?”
1:15 Voice 2: “Pardon me?”
1:16 Voice 1: “Why would we have a liquor license?”
1:18 Voice 2: “I thought you know, with the beer and the nuts, they go together, you know?”
1:21 Voice 1: “No, I doubt that.”
1:22 Voice 2: “How about this. I come in and can I bring a six pack in and try it with different types of nuts you got?”
1:27 Voice 1: “Yeah, go ahead.”
1:28 Voice 2: “Me and you will eat some nuts and we’ll drink the beer.”
1:30 Voice 1: “No thanks! I’m not a alcoholic.”
1:31 Voice 2: “Well, how do you like… what do you think about the idea though? We have a couple of beers, me and you?”
1: 35 Voice 1: “No. I’m not an alcoholic”
1:37 Voice 2: “We’ll eat a few nuts, the two of us, you know?”
1:40 Voice 1: “No, I doubt it. You have your own nuts.”
1:41 Voice 2: “Oh, thank you, honey!
1:42 Voice 1: “You’re welcome, dearie!”
1:44 Voice 2: “Bye Bye”
1:45 Voice 1: “Bye!”
Nuts to You – A Classic Jerky Boys Prank Call
“Nuts to You” is a bold and fast-paced Jerky Boys prank call that turns a simple conversation into a loud, chaotic, and unforgettable exchange. Featuring the unmistakable Frank Rizzo, this skit delivers exactly what fans expect, sharp attitude, rapid escalation, and nonstop confusion.
This is Jerky Boys comedy at its core, raw, unscripted, and driven entirely by character. It’s exactly why they became true crank call legends and icons of classic comedy albums.
What Happens in “Nuts to You”
The call begins with a straightforward setup, but it doesn’t stay that way for long. Once Frank Rizzo steps in, the tone shifts instantly and the conversation spirals into chaos.
The humor builds through:
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Miscommunication that escalates quickly
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Over-the-top reactions to simple responses
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A steady rise in tension and absurdity
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A character who refuses to back down
This is what makes Jerky Boys prank calls so effective, taking everyday situations and pushing them to the edge of comedy.
The Frank Rizzo Signature Style
Frank Rizzo remains one of the most recognizable voices in classic comedy albums, and “Nuts to You” highlights his style perfectly.
His performance includes:
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Loud, commanding delivery that dominates the call
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Exaggerated reactions that drive the humor
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Fast pacing that keeps listeners engaged
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A personality that turns frustration into comedy
This character-driven approach helped turn simple recordings into lasting comedy collectibles.
Why Fans Love This
Fans keep coming back to “Nuts to You” because it captures classic Jerky Boys energy:
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Raw, unscripted humor that feels authentic
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A fast-paced exchange with constant escalation
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Frank Rizzo at full intensity
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A simple setup turned into bold comedy
For fans collecting Jerky Boys merchandise, this skit remains a standout.
Perfect For
This prank call is perfect for:
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Fans of classic comedy albums
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Collectors of comedy collectibles
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Anyone exploring custom prank calls
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Listeners who enjoy bold, character-driven humor
Whether you’re new to the Jerky Boys or revisiting their best moments, this track delivers a memorable experience.
A Piece of Comedy History
The Jerky Boys built their legacy by turning ordinary conversations into unforgettable comedy. With nothing more than a phone call and a strong character, they created moments that fans still revisit today.
“Nuts to You” reflects that formula perfectly. It’s direct, unpredictable, and entirely driven by personality. That authenticity is what keeps fans coming back.
Owning or revisiting this skit means adding another piece of classic comedy history to your collection.
The Jerky Boys Connection
The Jerky Boys built their reputation by turning everyday situations into unforgettable comedy. Their legendary prank calls rely on bold delivery, timing, and real reactions. Through their classic comedy albums, they became true pioneers of the genre. Fans of Jerky Boys merchandise, custom prank calls, and comedy collectibles continue to celebrate their work. Their formula is simple: take something ordinary, escalate it, and make it hilarious.