Nuts to You
The Jerky Boys, Stop Staring at Me!
Title: Nuts to You
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0:03 Phone rings…
0:04 Voice 1 picks up and says: “[Inaudible 00:05] help you?”
0:06 Voice 2: “Hello.”
0:07 Voice 1: “Hello.”
0:08 Voice 2: “Hello! Hi, how are you doin’ there honey?
0:09 Voice 1: “Fine. How are you?”
0:10 Voice 2: “What kind of nuts you got there?
0:12 Voice 1: “All different ones.”
0:13 Voice 2: “Dry fruits too, I suppose?
0:15 Voice 1: “Excuse me?”
0:16 Voice 2: “You’re got dry fruits too?
0:17 Voice 1: “Yeah.”
0:18 Voice 2: “Alright, what kinds of nuts you got though? I gotta have assorted in a wide array. I’m having a party.”
0:22 Voice 1: “We have all different kinds.”
0:24 Voice 2: “Yeah? You have bisinji? Like bisinji nuts?”
0:27 Voice 1: “What’s a bisinji nut?”
0:28 Voice 2: “What other types you got? Let me know.”
0:32 Voice 1: “We have…What’s a bisinji nut? I’m asking you.”
0:34 Voice 2: “They are like these tiny little dried up like sack nuts. What do they look like? You know, you got [Inaudible 00:38].
0:39 Voice 1: “Is it the Brazil’s?”
0:40 Voice 2: “Yeah, like that’s right. Like…”
0:42 Voice 1: “Yeah, I have Brazil’s. I have all kinds of nuts.”
0:43 Voice 2: “Now, they are still in their tight little sack they come in or no? No, I was thinkin’ about you know how they make them nice, the two nuts and a sack there. The bigger one is from Brazil.”
0:56 Voice 1: “I don’t know. You’ll have to come in and see.”
0:58 Voice 2: “What else you got there? You got any… There’s a wonderful nut that I tasted. I think it’s from down south. It’s like a…They call ‘em Bryan nuts. You don’t have any of those in?”
1:07 Voice 1: “What are Bryan nuts?”
1:08 Voice 2: “They are a special breed in nuts, you know. Do you sell beer there?”
1:12 Voice 1: “No.”
1:13 Voice 2: “You don’t sell beer, alright. You won’t…”
1:14 Voice 1: “Why would we stock beer?”
1:15 Voice 2: “Pardon me?”
1:16 Voice 1: “Why would we have a liquor license?”
1:18 Voice 2: “I thought you know, with the beer and the nuts, they go together, you know?”
1:21 Voice 1: “No, I doubt that.”
1:22 Voice 2: “How about this. I come in and can I bring a six pack in and try it with different types of nuts you got?”
1:27 Voice 1: “Yeah, go ahead.”
1:28 Voice 2: “Me and you will eat some nuts and we’ll drink the beer.”
1:30 Voice 1: “No thanks! I’m not a alcoholic.”
1:31 Voice 2: “Well, how do you like… what do you think about the idea though? We have a couple of beers, me and you?”
1: 35 Voice 1: “No. I’m not an alcoholic”
1:37 Voice 2: “We’ll eat a few nuts, the two of us, you know?”
1:40 Voice 1: “No, I doubt it. You have your own nuts.”
1:41 Voice 2: “Oh, thank you, honey!
1:42 Voice 1: “You’re welcome, dearie!”
1:44 Voice 2: “Bye Bye”
1:45 Voice 1: “Bye!”