1000 Chickens Trilogy (Part One)

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Title: 1,000 Chickens Trilogy (Part One)





0:01 Phone rings…
0:04 Voice 1: [Inaudible 00:04].

0:05 Voice 2: “Hello”

0:06 Voice 1: “Hello.”

0:07 Voice 2: “Yeah, you got chickens there?”

0:08 Voice 1: “Yeah.”

0:09 Voice 2: “How many?”

0:10 Voice 1:  “How many do you need?”

0:11 Voice 2: “I need a lot of them. I wouldn’t be asking if I didn’t need them, right?

0:13 Voice 1: “What do you need? I have a lot of chickens. I have…what do you want? A thousand chickens?”

0:16 Voice 2: “Thousand? What’s a thousand? You kidding me or what? I got a big party coming up. I’m going to need at least two thousand chickens.”

0:23 Voice 1: “It’s a live poultry. It’s not like [Inaudible 00:00:25] like that.

0:27 Voice 2:  “It’s a live poultry. What… Is there a problem with that? I’ll come down and I’ll     hack the bitches to death myself. What is it a problem with killing little fuckers?”

0:34 Voice 1: “Right.”

0:35 Voice 1 hangs up.