Tarbash’s Cab Trouble
The Jerky Boys, Stop Staring at Me!
Title: Tarbash’s Cab Trouble
Characters: Tarbash
Summary:
Transcript:
0:00 Phone rings…
0:03 Voice 1 picks up and says: “Hello.”.
0:04 Voice 2: “Hello, where’s the tour lady please?”
0:06 Voice 1: “Okay. Hold on, hold on.”
0:11 Voice 2: [Crying]
0:23 Voice 3: “Hello.”
0:24 Voice 2: “Hello”
0:25 Voice 3: “What?”
0:26 Voice 2: “Yes, miss… I cab driver. I hit your restaurant. Before I had everything and they say you manager.”
0:38 Voice 3: “No!”
0:39 Voice 2: “Yeah but I hit the restaurant.”
0:40 Voice 3: “You hit the restaurant?”
0:41 Voice 2: “Yeah, with my cab.”
0:43 Voice 3: “I don’t know. I’m not the manager, okay?”
0:45 Voice 2: “Yeah, but they give me your phone number.”
0:47: Voice 3: “No, no, no. No, I only work there.”
0:51 Voice 2: “Yeah but I hit the restaurant.”
0:53 Voice 3: “Huh?”
0:54 Voice 2: “I hit the restaurant”
0:55 Voice 3: “I’ll give my boss phone number for you, okay?”
0:58 Voice 2: ‘No, the boss told me call you.”
1:00 Voice 3: “No”
1:01 Voice 2: “Yes.”
1:02 Voice 3: “Call me for what?”
1:03 Voice 2: “Because you make the food.”
1:04 Voice 3: “Huh?”
1:06 Voice 2: “You make the food there.”
1:08 Voice 3: “What?”
1:09 Voice 2: “You make the Chinese food.”
1:10 Voice 3: “I work there only.”
1:13 Voice 2: “Yeah. I went there to make eat Chinese food and you hit me with your cab.”
1:19 Voice 3: “How? I work there only.”
1:20 Voice 2: “Yes.”
1:21 Voice 3: “In the restaurant.”
1:23 Voice 2: “Yeah. But how come I order food and then you hit me with your cab. Why you do that to me?”
1:28 Voice 3: “Why I hit you with the cab? I have no cab!”
1: 30 Voice 2: “You don’t drive cab?”
1: 32 Voice 3: “I don’t drive cab. I work in there as a cashier over there.”
1:35 Voice 2: “You work in cashier?”
1:37 Voice 3: “Yes!”
1:38 Voice 2: “No, because I thought I made… I give you money. You short changed me. I give you 10 dollars. You give me back 3 dollars.”
1:45 Voice 3: “No!”
1:46 Voice 2: “Yes. I want my money back.”
1:48 Voice 3: “No, no, no, no, no.”
1:49 Voice 2: “Yes. But how come you don’t give me my money back?”
1:53 Voice 3: “I don’t know. I don’t kept your money.”
1:56 Voice 2: “You cab driver.”
1:57 Voice 3: “I’m not a cab driver, okay!”
1:59 Voice 2: “What do you do? What you doing?
2:02 Voice 3: “I work in a restaurant, that’s it!”
2:04 Voice 2: “Yeah but how come you do that?”
2:05 Voice 3: “Do what?”
2:07 Voice 2: “Yeah but I heard you drive cab. You ripped me off my money Where’s my money?”
2:11 Voice 3: ‘What happened to you? I don’t know who give you phone number.”
2:14 Voice 2: “You know I need my money. Got a good horse I want to spend one. You ever hear of Lucky Lindy in the 7th race?”
2:21 Voice 3: “I don’t know. I don’t think so, you know.”
2:24 Voice 2: “Why you talking lie me?
2:27 Voice 3: “I’m not lie to you, you know that. I don’t know you.”
2:30 Voice 2: “How come you drive cab?
2:31 Voice 3: “I’m not drive cab!”
2:33 Voice 2: “What do you do?”
2:34 Voice 3: “I’m working there only.”
2:36 Voice 2: “What you doing tomorrow?”
2:39 Voice 3: ‘Huh?”
2:40 Voice 2: “What you doing tomorrow? I need a date. I have ticket to Lion King.”
2:44 Voice 3: “I don’t know. I’m sorry for you, okay. Don’t call here. I call a cab,”
2:48 Voice 2: “You call a cab? Well, you’re a cab driver.”
2:51 Voice 3: “I’m not a cab driver.”
2:52 Voice 2: “So, why you…”
2:53 Voice 3: “Don’t call me here, okay.”
2:54 Voice 2: “You said I’m going to call the cab.”
2:56 Voice 3: “I’m calling the policeman. [Inaudible 02:58] You know, what happened to you?”
2:59 Voice 2: “The policeman don’t drive a cab! He drive a police car
3:02 Voice 3:” I think you’re crazy.”
3:04 Voice 2: “You want to go Lion King with me?
3:06 Voice 3: “I think you are crazy, okay!”
3:09 Voice 3 hangs up.
3:10 Laughter.