Tarbash’s Cab Trouble
The Jerky Boys, Stop Staring at Me!
Title: Tarbash’s Cab Trouble
Characters: Tarbash
Summary:
“Tarbash’s Cab Trouble” features Ali Kamal as Tarbash turning a simple cab issue into a chaotic prank call. The conversation begins normally but quickly escalates. Repetition drives the humor forward. Miscommunication adds to the confusion. Tarbash’s unique voice defines the experience. Fans enjoy its unpredictable flow. The pacing keeps listeners engaged throughout. A classic example of character-driven Jerky Boys comedy.
Transcript:
0:00 Phone rings…
0:03 Voice 1 picks up and says: “Hello.”.
0:04 Voice 2: “Hello, where’s the tour lady please?”
0:06 Voice 1: “Okay. Hold on, hold on.”
0:11 Voice 2: [Crying]
0:23 Voice 3: “Hello.”
0:24 Voice 2: “Hello”
0:25 Voice 3: “What?”
0:26 Voice 2: “Yes, miss… I cab driver. I hit your restaurant. Before I had everything and they say you manager.”
0:38 Voice 3: “No!”
0:39 Voice 2: “Yeah but I hit the restaurant.”
0:40 Voice 3: “You hit the restaurant?”
0:41 Voice 2: “Yeah, with my cab.”
0:43 Voice 3: “I don’t know. I’m not the manager, okay?”
0:45 Voice 2: “Yeah, but they give me your phone number.”
0:47: Voice 3: “No, no, no. No, I only work there.”
0:51 Voice 2: “Yeah but I hit the restaurant.”
0:53 Voice 3: “Huh?”
0:54 Voice 2: “I hit the restaurant”
0:55 Voice 3: “I’ll give my boss phone number for you, okay?”
0:58 Voice 2: ‘No, the boss told me call you.”
1:00 Voice 3: “No”
1:01 Voice 2: “Yes.”
1:02 Voice 3: “Call me for what?”
1:03 Voice 2: “Because you make the food.”
1:04 Voice 3: “Huh?”
1:06 Voice 2: “You make the food there.”
1:08 Voice 3: “What?”
1:09 Voice 2: “You make the Chinese food.”
1:10 Voice 3: “I work there only.”
1:13 Voice 2: “Yeah. I went there to make eat Chinese food and you hit me with your cab.”
1:19 Voice 3: “How? I work there only.”
1:20 Voice 2: “Yes.”
1:21 Voice 3: “In the restaurant.”
1:23 Voice 2: “Yeah. But how come I order food and then you hit me with your cab. Why you do that to me?”
1:28 Voice 3: “Why I hit you with the cab? I have no cab!”
1: 30 Voice 2: “You don’t drive cab?”
1: 32 Voice 3: “I don’t drive cab. I work in there as a cashier over there.”
1:35 Voice 2: “You work in cashier?”
1:37 Voice 3: “Yes!”
1:38 Voice 2: “No, because I thought I made… I give you money. You short changed me. I give you 10 dollars. You give me back 3 dollars.”
1:45 Voice 3: “No!”
1:46 Voice 2: “Yes. I want my money back.”
1:48 Voice 3: “No, no, no, no, no.”
1:49 Voice 2: “Yes. But how come you don’t give me my money back?”
1:53 Voice 3: “I don’t know. I don’t kept your money.”
1:56 Voice 2: “You cab driver.”
1:57 Voice 3: “I’m not a cab driver, okay!”
1:59 Voice 2: “What do you do? What you doing?
2:02 Voice 3: “I work in a restaurant, that’s it!”
2:04 Voice 2: “Yeah but how come you do that?”
2:05 Voice 3: “Do what?”
2:07 Voice 2: “Yeah but I heard you drive cab. You ripped me off my money Where’s my money?”
2:11 Voice 3: ‘What happened to you? I don’t know who give you phone number.”
2:14 Voice 2: “You know I need my money. Got a good horse I want to spend one. You ever hear of Lucky Lindy in the 7th race?”
2:21 Voice 3: “I don’t know. I don’t think so, you know.”
2:24 Voice 2: “Why you talking lie me?
2:27 Voice 3: “I’m not lie to you, you know that. I don’t know you.”
2:30 Voice 2: “How come you drive cab?
2:31 Voice 3: “I’m not drive cab!”
2:33 Voice 2: “What do you do?”
2:34 Voice 3: “I’m working there only.”
2:36 Voice 2: “What you doing tomorrow?”
2:39 Voice 3: ‘Huh?”
2:40 Voice 2: “What you doing tomorrow? I need a date. I have ticket to Lion King.”
2:44 Voice 3: “I don’t know. I’m sorry for you, okay. Don’t call here. I call a cab,”
2:48 Voice 2: “You call a cab? Well, you’re a cab driver.”
2:51 Voice 3: “I’m not a cab driver.”
2:52 Voice 2: “So, why you…”
2:53 Voice 3: “Don’t call me here, okay.”
2:54 Voice 2: “You said I’m going to call the cab.”
2:56 Voice 3: “I’m calling the policeman. [Inaudible 02:58] You know, what happened to you?”
2:59 Voice 2: “The policeman don’t drive a cab! He drive a police car
3:02 Voice 3:” I think you’re crazy.”
3:04 Voice 2: “You want to go Lion King with me?
3:06 Voice 3: “I think you are crazy, okay!”
3:09 Voice 3 hangs up.
3:10 Laughter.
Tarbash’s Cab Trouble – A Classic Jerky Boys Prank Call
“Tarbash’s Cab Trouble” is a hilarious and character-driven Jerky Boys prank call featuring the unforgettable Ali Kamal as Tarbash. This skit perfectly captures the group’s signature style, taking a simple cab-related issue and turning it into a chaotic, unpredictable exchange filled with persistence and confusion.
As one of the standout voices from classic comedy albums, Tarbash brings a unique rhythm and personality that helped make the Jerky Boys true crank call legends.
What Happens in “Tarbash’s Cab Trouble”
The call begins with a basic issue involving a cab, but quickly turns into something far more entertaining. Tarbash’s relentless questioning and exaggerated tone push the conversation into increasingly absurd territory.
The humor builds through:
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A simple cab problem turned into a prolonged exchange
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Miscommunication that keeps escalating
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Repetitive and persistent questioning
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A character who refuses to accept straightforward answers
This is classic Jerky Boys prank calls style, where everyday situations become unforgettable comedy moments.
The Tarbash Character Experience
Ali Kamal’s Tarbash is one of the most distinctive personalities in Jerky Boys history.
His style includes:
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A unique voice that instantly stands out
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Repetition that builds comedic tension
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Persistent questioning that drives the conversation
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A rhythm that keeps listeners engaged
This signature delivery makes “Tarbash’s Cab Trouble” a must-have for fans of comedy collectibles.
Why Fans Love This
Fans continue to enjoy this skit because it delivers everything that makes Jerky Boys comedy memorable:
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A relatable scenario taken to absurd extremes
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A unique and unforgettable character
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Continuous escalation with unpredictable outcomes
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Real reactions that feel unscripted
For fans of Jerky Boys merchandise, this call represents the playful and persistent humor that defined their success.
Perfect For
This prank call is perfect for:
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Fans of classic comedy albums
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Collectors of comedy collectibles
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Anyone exploring custom prank calls
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Listeners who enjoy character-driven humor
It’s especially great for those who appreciate comedic persistence and exaggerated personalities.
A Piece of Comedy History
The Jerky Boys changed the landscape of prank call comedy by focusing on real interactions and strong characters. Their ability to create humor through repetition and personality made their work timeless.
“Tarbash’s Cab Trouble” is a perfect example of that formula. It shows how even a simple topic can become hilarious when driven by a strong character.
Revisiting this track means experiencing a true piece of comedy history that still resonates today.
Why This Call Stands Out
Among many Jerky Boys prank calls, this one stands out for its persistence and character-driven humor.
It delivers:
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A highly recognizable voice and personality
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A steady build that leads to comedic payoff
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Continuous engagement from start to finish
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High replay value for longtime fans
It proves that strong character work alone can carry an entire comedic experience.
The Jerky Boys Connection
The Jerky Boys became legends by turning simple conversations into unforgettable comedy. Their iconic prank calls rely on strong characters, timing, and real reactions. Through their classic comedy albums, they built a loyal fan base that continues to grow. Fans of Jerky Boys merchandise, custom prank calls, and comedy collectibles still celebrate their work today. Their ability to transform everyday situations into hilarious, character-driven moments is what keeps their legacy alive.