1,000 Chickens Trilogy (Part Two)
The Jerky Boys, Stop Staring at Me!
Title: 1,000 Chickens Trilogy (Part Two)
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0:00: Phone rings.
0:02 Voice 1: “Hello.”
0:03 Voice 2: Yeah, who’s this?”
0:04 Voice 3: “Hello.”
0:05 Voice 2: “Yeah.”
0:06 Voice 3: “This is [Inaudible 00:07]. Can I help you?”
0:09 Voice 2: “What is it?”
0:10 Voice 3: ‘”I think you have the wrong number.”
0:12 Voice 2: “I can’t hear you.”
0:14 Voice 1: “Hello.”
0:15 Voice 2: “Yeah.”
0:16 Voice 1: “Hey, what’s up there, you stupid bastard! What do you say?”
0:19 Voice 2: “Who?”
0:20 Voice 1: “What’s up?”
0:21 Voice 2: “Who stupid person what you say?”
0:23 Voice 1: “You’re not the sharpest person that you are, are you pal?”
0:24 Voice 2: “What?
0:25 Voice 1: “What you doin’?”
0:26 Voice 2: “Who?”
0:27 Voice 1: “I need some chickens.”
0:29 Voice 2: “Ah!”
0:30 Voice 1: “You got chickens?”
0:31 Voice 2: “Yeah.”
0:32 Voice 1: “Alright. I need a thousand chickens.”
0:33 Voice 2: “A thousand?”
0:34 Voice 1: “Yeah, you got a thousand chickens.”
0:36 Voice 2: Ah.”
0:37 Voice 1: “I gotta to come in and pick them up today.”
0:40 Voice 2: [Inaudible 0:40]
0:43 Voice 1: “Is something wrong with you?”
0:44 Voice 2: “Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.”
0:45 Voice 1: ‘What you laughing at, you fucking prick? What’s the matter with you?”
0:49 Voice 2: “A thousand?”
0:50 Voice 1: “A thousand chickens. Is there something wrong with you? You never heard of anybody order thousand chickens?”
0:53 Voice 2: “[Inaudible 00:53] money for, you know.”
0:55 Voice 1: “Hello.”
0:56 Voice 2: “Yeah.”
0:57 Voice 1: “I got to do business with you or what?”
0:59 Voice 2: “Yeah, yeah,”
1:00 Voice 1: “You sittin’ over there with your fingers up your ass. I’m askin’ you some questions.”
1:03 Voice 2: “Aha.”
1:04 Voice 1: “I need a thousand chickens.”
1:06 Voice 2: “You need a thousand chickens today:?”
1:08 Voice 1: “Yeah. You know the ones with the loose edges. They lay a lot of eggs”
1:13 Voice 2: “What chickens? White ones?”
1:14 Voice 1: “White ones or black… What the fuck do I care what the colors are. I’m eatin’ them. I don’t care what the colors are.”
1:17 Voice 2: “You can come over here, come.”
1:19 Voice 1: “Can you get them out in the front for me?”
1:21 Voice 2: “You can come [Inaudible 00:22]”
1:23 Voice 1: “[Inaudible 00:23] your stupid farm. Aren’t you a little busy just standing there laughing with me?”
1:27 Voice 2: “What?”
1:28 Voice 1: “I need a thousand chickens. You put them up in the front of the shop when I come by and look at them.”
1:30 Voice 2: “Alright. Come. No problem.”
1:32 Voice 1: “You’re gonna put them in little fucking pants or some shit or put them in little jackets or something?”
1:35 Voice 2: “Huh?”
1:36 Voice 1: “You put little holes on the fuckers so they look nice.”
1:40 Voice 2: ‘No. Come over here and I will talk to you when you come, alright.”
1:44 Voice 1: “I think I’m going to sit them in a taxi jackass.”
1:46 Voice 2: “Alright.”
1:47 Voice 1: “A thousand chickens in a taxi…”
1:48 Voice 2: “Alright.”
1:49 Voice 1: “What they fuck is wrong with you?”
1:50 Voice 2: “No, no, no.”
1:51 Voice 1: “So, you’re telling me you want to put a thousand chickens in a taxi cab.”
1:53 Voice 2: “Alright”
1:54 Voice 1: “Is something wrong with you?”
1:55 Voice 2: “No.”
1:56 Voice 1: “Get off the phone with me, you wacky prick!”
1:58 Voice 2: “What?”
1:59 Voice 1 hangs up the phone.