The Jerky Boys, Stop Staring at Me!

Title: Hucklebuck

Characters: Frank Rizzo, Juggy




0:00 Phone rings

0:02 Voice 1: ‘Hello.”

0:03 Frank: “Hello.”

0:04 Voice 1: “Hello”

0:04 Frank: “Hey, what’s up there Juggy Gales?

0:06 Voice 1: “Who’s calling?”

0:07 Frank: “Hey, how do you say that, sugar face?”

0:09 Voice 1: “Who?”

0:10 Frank: “Where’s Juggy Gales?”

0:11 Voice 1: “Who’s calling?”.

0:12 Frank: “Hi there honey! How do you do there? Hello!”

0:15 Voice 1: “Who’s calling?”

0:16 Frank: “Hey, how do you say that [Inaudible 00:17] What’s up? Hello!”

0:20 Voice 1: “Hello.”

0:21 Frank: “Ya, where’s Juggy?”

0:22 Voice 1: “Who’s calling?”

0:24 Frank: “Frank.”

0:25 Voice 1: “Yeah, alright, I’ll get him.”

0:27 Frank:  “Hurry up!”

0:29 Voice 1: “Juggy!”

0:30 Juggy: “Yeah.”

0:31 Frank: “Juggy.”

0:32 Juggy: “Yeah.”

0:33 Frank: “Hey, you crazy bastard! How you doin’ ?”

0:35 Juggy: “Yeah, who’s this?”

0:36 Frank: “What do you say there bottlenose?”

0:37 Juggy: “Who is this?”

0:38 Frank: “This is Frank.”

0:41 Juggy: “Frank?

0:42 Frank: “Frank Rizzo”

0:43 Juggy: “Frank Rizzo?”

0:44 Frank: “Yeah, we used to mix ‘em back in the old days. Remember that? Remember that crazy Tony Barret?”

0:50 Juggy: “Yeah.”

0:51 Frank: “Yeah, that silly bastard! Don’t you remember we go way back, me and you?”

0:54 Juggy: “Yeah.”

0:55 Frank: “Oh, boy. Oh, boy! What do you say, anyway? How you been feeling?”

1:00 Juggy: “Alright.”

1:01 Frank: “Alright, not too bad, eh?”

1:02 Juggy: “I’m alright.”

1:03 Frank: “You know that bastard Frankie checked out and never paid that debt he owed me.”

1:07 Juggy: “Who?”

1:08 Frank: “That Sinatra. That fuck!”

1:09 Juggy: “Sinatra?”

1:10 Frank: “Yeah, he owed me a fuckin’ fortune, the prick!”

1:12 Juggy” “I don’t know what you’re talkin’ about?”

1:15 Frank: “C’mon! What are you talkin’ about you don’t know what I’m talkin’ about? Remember the old days in the [Inaudible 01:19] building?”

1:19 Juggy: “Yeah.”

1:20 Frank: “Me and you in the [Inaudible 01:21] building, swapping each by in the fuckin’ board there?”

1:23 Juggy: “Yeah.”

1:24 Frank: “Finger each other with the little board there?”

1:27 Juggy: “Yeah.”

1:28 Frank: “Throw a couple of tapes over each other’s fuckin’ head, me and you. Had a blast! You know the time I hit you upside the head with that old fuckin’ racket?”

1:33 Juggy: “I don’t’ know what you’re talkin’ about?’

1:35 Frank: “I [Inaudible 00:00:36] for a week, you remember that? You were out in space for a week, you prick!”

1:39 Juggy: “I don’t know what you’re talking about.”

1:41 Frank: “Oh, c’mon! So, how you feeling? Alright?”

1:44 Juggy: “Pretty good.”

1:45 Frank: “Hey, what about that Lapenski?”

1:47 Juggy: “Who?”

1:48 Frank: “Lapenski. Remember that prick?”

1:53 Juggy: [Inaudible 01:53]

1:54 Frank: “Yeah, that Lepenski.”

1:56 Juggy: “Yeah.”

1:57 Frank: “That bastard, eh! Yeah, he gave you the old hucklebuck, that Lepenski.”

2:01 Juggy: “Yeah”

2:02 Frank: “You know, Lepenski to hucklebuck.”

2:04 Juggy: “He had nothing to do with the hucklebuck.”

2:07 Frank: “Yeah, I know that son of a bitch. That’s what I’m telling you. I’m agreeing with you. He was a punk!”

2:13 Juggy: “He had nothing to do with the hucklebuck.”

2:14 Frank: “You’re right! You’re goddamn right!” And that’s one thing you and me stuck together with that!”

2:20 Juggy: “Yeah.”

2:21 Frank: “That son of a bitch! You know, I punched him in the mouth for that.”

2:24 Juggy: “Well, good!”

2:25 Frank: “I slugged him right in his cock. I was so furious with that bastard. He tried to give me the hucklebuck down in the corner in the bar one night.”

2:32: Juggy: “Wait, wait, wait. Where did you come with the hucklebuck?”

2:34 Frank: “That son of a bitch was trying to give me the hucklebuck down behind the bar stool. You know that?”

2:39 Juggy: “I don’t know what you’re talkin’ about?”

2:40: Frank: “He’s laying upside me with his face down my crotch and I’m sayin’ what the fuck! I’m looking down. What are you doin’? You dirty son of a bitch! He’s trying to give me the old hucklebuck. You know that, that Lepenski.”

2:51 Juggy: “He had nothing to do with the hucklebuck.”

2:52 Frank: “Yeah. He had to do with that now. He’s trying to suck the pants of me. He got plenty to do with it.”

2:57 Juggy: “What was that?”

2:58 Frank: “Yeah, I know. Me too! So, what else is going on? How’ve you been?”

3:02 Juggy: “I’m alright.”

3:03 Frank: “Yeah.”

3:04 Juggy: “Yeah.”

3:05 Frank: “Me, I got a little weird sensation. I got a little gout in the left tit, you know?”

3:09 Juggy: “A what?”

3:10 Frank: “Like a little bit of gout runnin’ down my left tit there. You know, that Sinatra owes me a lot of money. That fuck!”