You Wanna Scrap?

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Title: You Wanna Scrap?

Characters: Frank Rizzo

Summary:

Transcript:

0:00:   Phone rings.

0:07 Voice 1: “Hello.”

0:08 Frank: “Hello.”

0:09 Voice 1: “Yes.”

0:10 Frank: “I can’t hear you. Can you speak up?”

0:11 Voice 1: “Yes.”

0:12 Frank: “Hello”

0:13 Voice 1: “Yes.”

0:14 Frank: “I’m not getting you too clear.”

0:15 Voice 1: “What?”

0:16 Frank: “How’s that phone connection over there?”

0:19 Voice 1: “The answering machine is on.”

0:20 Frank: “Can you shut it off?”

0:21 Voice 1: “Who is this?”

0:22 Frank: “This is Frank. I was going through the yellow pages. I saw scrap.”

0:26 Voice 2: “Yes.”

0:26 Frank: “And what’s the problem? You got beef with me or somethin?”

0:29 Voice 1: “No.”

0:30 Frank: “Well, it says scrap in the paper. You know what I’m saying?”

0:35 Voice 1: “Wait. What are you speaking about?”

0:37 Frank: “This is Frank.”

0:39 Voice 1: “Frank who?

0:40 Frank: “Frank Rizzo.”

0:41 Voice 1: “Yes.”

0:42 Frank: “Yeah. I’m reading through the yellow pages and your ad says scrap.”

0:45 Voice 1: “Aha.”

0:46 Frank: “What’s that all about? I never did nothin’ to you.”

0:50 Voice 1: “I’m trying to figure out what are you talkin’ about.”

0:53 Frank: “You see? You see the way came up with the [Inaudible 00:55] like that? Your ad reflects the same thing. The way you just answered me like that.”

1:00 Voice1: “What are you speaking of?”

1:01 Frank: “I never did nothing wrong to you.”

1:04 Voice 1: “Wait, wait, wait…I don’t even know what you speakin’ of mister.”

1:06 Frank: “Well, you know, that’s not right. You put the ad in the paper there. It says scrap. What kind of crap is that?”

1:13 Voice 1: “What as are you speaking about?”

1:15 Frank: “Is the boss there?”

1:16 Voice 1: “No, he’s not here”

1:17 Frank: “Because I don’t think you know you want to scrap with me. I don’t even know you. I don’t have no beef with you.”

1:21 Voice 1: “Listen, I don’t know who you are.”

1:23 Frank: “That’s what I’m saying.”

1:24 Voice 1: “I don’t know who you are.”

1:25 Frank: “Now you come up with the mouth there like… I heard your friend was telling me you were going to kick my ass on the Howard Stern’s show. I don’t even know you.”

1:33 Voice 1: “Who are you speaking to?”

1:34 Frank: “So you’re going to take me out on the Stern show in the middle of Times Square and beat my ass all over the street. I don’t even know you.”

1:40 Voice 1: “Listen, who are you speaking to? Do you know who you’re speaking to?”

1:43 Frank: “Sterns. This is Sterns Plastic?”

1:45 Voice 1: “Wait a minute. I’m not Stern.”

1:47 Frank: “Oh, you’re not Stern.”

1:48 Voice 1: “No. You got the wrong person and don’t come out of your mouth with an attitude like this with me.”

1:53 Frank: “Oh, so you know the guy Stern. I’m gonna take a pipe to that son of a bitch. I’m going to do that.”

1:57 Voice 1: “You don’t know who you speaking about mister.”

1:59 Frank: “You know Stern?”

2:00 Voice 1: “You don’t know who speaking about. You come talk about kickin’ some ass and this and that. I’m not about this.”

2:06 Frank: “Alright. Listen, you got to see the size of the ass on me. My ass looks like an old fuckin’ barrel.”

2:13 Voice 1: “I don’t know what you talkin’ about.”

2:14 Frank: “You know that guy Howard Stern on the radio?”

2:16 Voice 1: “It’s got nothing to do with me.”

2:17 Frank: “Well, that’s what I’m saying. He’s a wise ass punk and I’m going to wind up punching him in the fucking mouth.”

2:21 Voice 1: “Who are you?”

2:23 Frank: “I’m Frank.”

2:24 Voice 1: “Frank who?

2:25 Frank: “Frank Rizzo.”

2:27 Voice 1: “You’re calling [Inaudible 00:28]”

2:29 Frank: “That’s…Well, I can’t get through to him so I figured I’d call you and I fuckin’ run some threats by you.”

2:33 Voice 1: “Mister, watch your language because you don’t know who you’re speakin’ to.”

2:38 Frank: “You know I swing down that rug there. I got those big fat ass tits on me, they get me angry sometimes.”

2:44 Voice 1: “I don’t know what you’re speaking of, mister.”

2:45 Frank; “I look like a big fat fuck you know?”

2:47 Voice 1: “You don’t watch your language. Very bad!”

2:50 Frank: “I’m very sorry about that so I’m very fuckin’ apologetic.”

2:54 Voice 1: “Because I’m not speaking this type of language with you.”

2:55 Voice 1 hangs up the phone.

2:56 Frank: “Alright sir!”

Call ends.

You Wanna Scrap – A Classic Jerky Boys Prank Call

“You Wanna Scrap” is one of those high-energy Jerky Boys prank calls that instantly sets the tone. Featuring the always intense Frank Rizzo, this skit delivers bold humor, fast escalation, and the kind of confrontational comedy that made the crank call legends unforgettable.

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What Happens in “You Wanna Scrap”

The conversation begins with a simple setup, but it doesn’t take long before Frank Rizzo turns up the intensity. His aggressive tone transforms the exchange into a chaotic back-and-forth filled with tension and humor.

The comedy builds through:

• Immediate confrontation that drives the call
• Over-the-top reactions to basic responses
• Miscommunication that escalates quickly
• A character who refuses to back down

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The Frank Rizzo Signature Style

Frank Rizzo is one of the most recognizable voices from classic comedy albums, and this skit highlights his strengths perfectly.

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• Loud, commanding delivery that dominates the call
• Exaggerated reactions that fuel the humor
• Relentless pacing that keeps listeners engaged
• A personality that turns confrontation into comedy

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Why Fans Love This

Fans continue to revisit “You Wanna Scrap” because it delivers everything they expect from the Jerky Boys:

• Raw, unscripted humor that feels authentic
• High-energy interaction from start to finish
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Perfect For

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A Piece of Comedy History

The Jerky Boys built their reputation by pushing boundaries and creating unforgettable moments. Their prank calls weren’t just funny, they were bold and different.

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