“Nicos – Blown Up Wagon” (Brennan)
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Nicos – Blown Up Wagon” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
“Sol – Donkey Kick” (Brennan)
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Sol – Donkey Kick” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
“Mike – Hit off the Head” (Brennan)
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Mike – Hit off the Head” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
Egyptian Magician
The Jerky Boys, album 1 Title: Egyptian Magician Characters: Tarbash Summary: In this skit, Tarbash, who identifies himself as the Egyptian Magician, calls in for an audition at a venue. Carol, the night manager, interacts with Tarbash, who enthusiastically describes his magic act. Tarbash’s act involves eating hot coal, stabbing a customer’s eye with a […]
You Wanna Scrap?
The Jerky Boys, Stop Staring at Me! Title: You Wanna Scrap? Characters: Frank Rizzo Summary: In this comedic skit, Frank calls a number he found in the yellow pages under “scrap” but faces a series of misunderstandings. He believes he’s speaking to someone related to a Howard Stern show, accusing them of threatening to beat […]
Stop That – Tarbash
The Jerky Boys, album 3 Title: Stop That Characters: Tarbash Summary: Transcript:
Unemployed Painter
The Jerky Boys, album 1 Title: Unemployed Painter Characters: Mike Derucki Summary: In this skit, a character named Mike is on a phone call seeking painting work. He contacts someone who posted an ad but realizes it was a mistake—the person on the other end is actually seeking work, not offering it. Despite the confusion, […]
“Pico – Cut the Wire” (Brennan)
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Pico – Cut the Wire” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
“Rizzo – Pigeon Face” (Brennan)
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Rizzo – Pigeon Face” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
Diamond Dealer – the woke version
Title: Ethically Sourced Diamond Merchant[Scene: A phone rings, and a calm, soothing voice answers.]Voice: Good day, this is Emery speaking, how may I assist you?Caller: Hey Emery, it’s Dave.Emery: Ah, greetings, Dave. What brings you to my line today?Caller: Well, Emery, I’ve been on the lookout for an engagement ring for my partner, and I’ve […]
“Rocine – Likes Lobster” – Cono – (Brennan)
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Rocine – Likes Lobster” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
Spider Monkey – Jack Tors
The Jerky Boys, Album 4 Title: Spider Monkey Characters: Jack Tors Summary: Transcript:
Moonlight Matinee – The Jerky Tapes
00:00 Jack Tors: “Hello?” 00:01 Speaker 2: “Yeah, I’m calling from Mr. Getzof’s office. This is Janet [beep].” 00:04 Jack Tors: “Who is this?” 00:05 Speaker 2: “I just called about two minutes ago, and he told me to call back.” 00:08 Jack Tors: “Who is this?” 00:10 Speaker 2: “Are you going to play […]
Trains – Jocko Johnson
The Jerky Boys, Album 4 Title: Trains Characters: Sandy, Russel Summary: Transcript:
“Rocine – Lobster Slap” (Brennan)
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Rocine – Lobster Slap” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
Mining For Scotty – Frank Rizzo
The Jerky Boys, album 4 Title: Mining For Scotty Characters: Frank Rizzo Summary: Frank Rizzo makes a deal with a Japanese mining company to harvest “dilithium crystals”. Transcript:
“Sol – Police Billy Club” (Brennan)
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Sol – Police Billy Club” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
Herman – Sammy Cox
The Jerky Boys, Album 4 Title: Herman Characters: Sammy Cox, Herman Summary: In this skit from The Jerky Boys Show with Johnny Brannen, the comedic exchange revolves around prank calls featuring characters like Frank Rizzo, Sol Rosenberg, Herman, and Sammy Cox. The skit is sponsored by GameFly, with a brief mention at the beginning. The […]
Mariposa – Pico
The Jerky Boys, Album 4 Title: Mariposa Characters: Pico Summary: Transcript:
“Sol – Tap Skills” (Brennan)
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Sol – Tap Skills” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
Tennis Ball Machine – the woke version
Title: “Inclusive Tennis Ball Machine”[Setting: A tennis court. Two players, Alex and Sam, are engaged in a match. On the sidelines, there is a tennis ball machine.]Alex: (hits the ball) Nice shot!Sam: Thanks, Alex! (prepares for the next serve)[Alex serves again, but the ball machine starts malfunctioning, shooting balls everywhere.]Alex: Whoa, what’s going on with […]
Signin’ – Rosine
The Jerky Boys, album 3 Title: Signin’ Characters: Rosine Summary: Transcript:
Donald Trump wanted to prank-call CNN’s Chris Cuomo from White House
The recent uproar surrounding an alleged prank call scheme involving Donald Trump, Chris Cuomo of CNN, and Andrew Cuomo has stirred controversy in political and media circles.The Players InvolvedIn this saga, we have Donald Trump, the former President known for his unorthodox media approaches, and Chris Cuomo, a prominent CNN anchor. Andrew Cuomo, former governor […]
Car Salesman
The Jerky Boys, album 1 Title: Car Salesman Characters: Paul Rizzo Summary: The skit presents a comical yet bizarre phone conversation between two individuals named Paul and Paul Rizzo. Paul Rizzo calls inquiring about a salesperson job, expressing eagerness to sell cars but quickly reveals an aggressive sales approach from his past job in Middletown, […]