Herman – Sammy Cox

The Jerky Boys, Album 4

Title: Herman

Characters: Sammy Cox, Herman


In this skit from The Jerky Boys Show with Johnny Brannen, the comedic exchange revolves around prank calls featuring characters like Frank Rizzo, Sol Rosenberg, Herman, and Sammy Cox. The skit is sponsored by GameFly, with a brief mention at the beginning.

The prank calls begin with Frank Rizzo introducing himself, followed by Sol Rosenberg, both engaging in humorous and confusing conversations with unsuspecting recipients. The dialogue is characterized by mistaken identities, with Sol Rosenberg clarifying that his name is Sol, not Sal. The confusion continues as they interact with individuals who seem perplexed and, at times, irritated by the calls.

As the skit progresses, Herman receives a call from Sammy Cox, who comically complains about a hot cup of soup that has caused discomfort to his private parts. Herman, initially confused, tries to understand the situation but ends up laughing at Sammy Cox’s absurd complaints. The humor escalates as Sammy Cox accuses Herman of inappropriate actions with another character named Scott, incorporating suggestive and ridiculous scenarios into the conversation.

The skit concludes with Herman attempting to identify Sammy Cox, who playfully claims to be Pancho, adding a final touch of absurdity to the prank call. The exchange is filled with witty banter, mistaken identities, and over-the-top scenarios, providing a lighthearted and entertaining experience for the audience.


0:01 Voice 1: “This episode of The Jerky Boys Show with Johnny Brannen is brought to you by GameFly. Go to gamefly.com/aha for your free 15-day trial. All right there, Twinkle Toes.”

0:12 Phone rings.

0:13 Voice 2: “Hello?”

0:14 Frank Rizzo: “Hello? This is Frank Rizzo.”

0:17 Phone rings.

0:18 Voice 3: “Hello?”

0:19 Sol Rosenberg: “Hello. My name is Sol Rosenberg.”

0:22 Phone rings.

0:23 Voice 4: “Hello?”

0:24 Sol Rosenberg: “No. No. Not Sal. My name is Sol.”

0:27 Voice 5: “Tough guy. Sure I do.”

0:29 Voice 6: “I don’t even know you.”

0:30 Voice 5: “Yes, I do. How you doin’, Fruitcake? I’ll tell you what I do. I’ll come down on my tooth tomorrow. I’ll start work tomorrow.”

0:35 [Music playing]

0:38 Phone rings.

0:42 Herman: “OK. Who is this?”

0:44 Sammy Cox: “Let me speak to Herman.”

0:45 Herman: “This is Herman.”

0:46 Sammy Cox: “Herman?”

0:47 Herman: “Hey.”

0:48 Sammy Cox: “Let me speak to Herman.”

0:49 Herman: “Yeah. Herman.”

0:50 Sammy Cox: “How are you doin’?”

0:51 Herman: “Fine. Thank you.”

0:52 Sammy Cox: “Where’s Station?”

0:54 Herman: “What?”

0:55 Sammy Cox: “Where’s Station? Hello?”

0:58 Herman: “Yes?”

0:58 Sammy Cox: “Yes. You got soup there?”

1:01 Herman: “Yeah.”

1:02 Sammy Cox: “I need a hot cup of soup.”

1:03 Herman: “OK.”

1:04 Sammy Cox: “Hello?”

1:05 Herman: “Come and get it.”

1:07 Sammy Cox: “What do you mean?”

1:08 Herman: “Yeah. We have soup.”

1:10 Sammy Cox: “Yeah. Well, is it hot soup?”

1:11 Herman: “Yeah. Very hot.”

1:12 Sammy Cox: “Well, you gave Station a soup. He spilled it all in my balls.”

1:16 Herman laughs.

1:17 Sammy Cox: “What are you? Fuckin’ laughin’?”

1:19 Herman: “No. You know, I’m just – you know it was hot?”

1:21 Sammy Cox: “Yeah the soup was hot. I know it’s hot. My balls are all burnt off. I ought to know it’s hot.”

1:26 Herman laughs.

1:27 Sammy Cox: “Whats the matter with you?”

1:28 Herman: “I’m sorry, sir.”

1:29 Sammy Cox: “I just sat on a hot spoon.”

1:31 Herman: “Really?”

1:32 Sammy Cox: “Station.”

1:33 Herman: “I’m really sorry.”

1:34 Sammy Cox: “Give me your beard, Station.”

1:35 Herman: “But that…”

1:36 Sammy Cox: “You’re a bastard. You know that?”

1:38 Herman: “I can make soup with that.”

1:40 Sammy Cox: “You’re a fuckin’ jerk.”

1:42 Herman: “How come?”

1:43 Sammy Cox: “Herman.”

1:44 Herman: “What?”

1:45 Sammy Cox: “What are you doin’?”

1:46 Herman: “Ah nothin’. But we’ll see how it goes.”

1:48 Sammy Cox: “Let me ask you something. Do you fuck Scott?”

1:51 Herman: “Oh, no, no. I’m not.”

1:52 Sammy Cox: “Does he have a tight little asshole?”

1:54 Herman: “No. No. He’s my best man. I don’t do that to him. Who’s this?”

1:57 Sammy Cox: “You know Scott’s pussy, he has pussy lips on his ass.”

2:01 Herman: “Who’s this?”

2:03 Sammy Cox: “He can talk with his ass that guy.”

2:05 Herman: “Who’s this?”

2:06 Sammy Cox: “Listen. I’m talkin’ to you.”

2:08 Herman: “Tell me who is this.”

2:10 Sammy Cox: “No. I don’t want to tell you nothin’.”

2:12 Herman: “Why not?”

2:13 Sammy Cox: “Because you’re a stupid bastard.’

2:15 Herman laughs.

2:16 Sammy Cox: “Hey, did you ever fuck Scott?”

2:18 Herman: “No.”

2:19 Sammy Cox: “And feel his tits while you were fuckin’ him?”

2:21 Herman: “No.”

2:22 Sammy Cox: “He lets you do that.”

2:24 Herman: “Who’s this? I know who’s this.”

2:26 Sammy Cox: “Who is this?”

2:27 Herman: “I know who are you.”

2:29 Sammy Cox: “Well, you say that. But you don’t know shit.”

2:31 Herman: “I know who are you.”

2:32 Sammy Cox: “Who?”

2:34 Herman: “I got you. Bye.”

2:36 Sammy Cox: “This is Pancho. Muy caliente. Fuck you.”

2:42 Voice 1: “The sweet Sammy Cox.”