Herman – Sammy Cox
The Jerky Boys, Album 4
Title: Herman
Characters: Sammy Cox, Herman
Summary:
Transcript:
0:01 Voice 1: “This episode of The Jerky Boys Show with Johnny Brannen is brought to you by GameFly. Go to gamefly.com/aha for your free 15-day trial. All right there, Twinkle Toes.”
0:12 Phone rings.
0:13 Voice 2: “Hello?”
0:14 Frank Rizzo: “Hello? This is Frank Rizzo.”
0:17 Phone rings.
0:18 Voice 3: “Hello?”
0:19 Sol Rosenberg: “Hello. My name is Sol Rosenberg.”
0:22 Phone rings.
0:23 Voice 4: “Hello?”
0:24 Sol Rosenberg: “No. No. Not Sal. My name is Sol.”
0:27 Voice 5: “Tough guy. Sure I do.”
0:29 Voice 6: “I don’t even know you.”
0:30 Voice 5: “Yes, I do. How you doin’, Fruitcake? I’ll tell you what I do. I’ll come down on my tooth tomorrow. I’ll start work tomorrow.”
0:35 [Music playing]
0:38 Phone rings.
0:42 Herman: “OK. Who is this?”
0:44 Sammy Cox: “Let me speak to Herman.”
0:45 Herman: “This is Herman.”
0:46 Sammy Cox: “Herman?”
0:47 Herman: “Hey.”
0:48 Sammy Cox: “Let me speak to Herman.”
0:49 Herman: “Yeah. Herman.”
0:50 Sammy Cox: “How are you doin’?”
0:51 Herman: “Fine. Thank you.”
0:52 Sammy Cox: “Where’s Station?”
0:54 Herman: “What?”
0:55 Sammy Cox: “Where’s Station? Hello?”
0:58 Herman: “Yes?”
0:58 Sammy Cox: “Yes. You got soup there?”
1:01 Herman: “Yeah.”
1:02 Sammy Cox: “I need a hot cup of soup.”
1:03 Herman: “OK.”
1:04 Sammy Cox: “Hello?”
1:05 Herman: “Come and get it.”
1:07 Sammy Cox: “What do you mean?”
1:08 Herman: “Yeah. We have soup.”
1:10 Sammy Cox: “Yeah. Well, is it hot soup?”
1:11 Herman: “Yeah. Very hot.”
1:12 Sammy Cox: “Well, you gave Station a soup. He spilled it all in my balls.”
1:16 Herman laughs.
1:17 Sammy Cox: “What are you? Fuckin’ laughin’?”
1:19 Herman: “No. You know, I’m just – you know it was hot?”
1:21 Sammy Cox: “Yeah the soup was hot. I know it’s hot. My balls are all burnt off. I ought to know it’s hot.”
1:26 Herman laughs.
1:27 Sammy Cox: “Whats the matter with you?”
1:28 Herman: “I’m sorry, sir.”
1:29 Sammy Cox: “I just sat on a hot spoon.”
1:31 Herman: “Really?”
1:32 Sammy Cox: “Station.”
1:33 Herman: “I’m really sorry.”
1:34 Sammy Cox: “Give me your beard, Station.”
1:35 Herman: “But that…”
1:36 Sammy Cox: “You’re a bastard. You know that?”
1:38 Herman: “I can make soup with that.”
1:40 Sammy Cox: “You’re a fuckin’ jerk.”
1:42 Herman: “How come?”
1:43 Sammy Cox: “Herman.”
1:44 Herman: “What?”
1:45 Sammy Cox: “What are you doin’?”
1:46 Herman: “Ah nothin’. But we’ll see how it goes.”
1:48 Sammy Cox: “Let me ask you something. Do you fuck Scott?”
1:51 Herman: “Oh, no, no. I’m not.”
1:52 Sammy Cox: “Does he have a tight little asshole?”
1:54 Herman: “No. No. He’s my best man. I don’t do that to him. Who’s this?”
1:57 Sammy Cox: “You know Scott’s pussy, he has pussy lips on his ass.”
2:01 Herman: “Who’s this?”
2:03 Sammy Cox: “He can talk with his ass that guy.”
2:05 Herman: “Who’s this?”
2:06 Sammy Cox: “Listen. I’m talkin’ to you.”
2:08 Herman: “Tell me who is this.”
2:10 Sammy Cox: “No. I don’t want to tell you nothin’.”
2:12 Herman: “Why not?”
2:13 Sammy Cox: “Because you’re a stupid bastard.’
2:15 Herman laughs.
2:16 Sammy Cox: “Hey, did you ever fuck Scott?”
2:18 Herman: “No.”
2:19 Sammy Cox: “And feel his tits while you were fuckin’ him?”
2:21 Herman: “No.”
2:22 Sammy Cox: “He lets you do that.”
2:24 Herman: “Who’s this? I know who’s this.”
2:26 Sammy Cox: “Who is this?”
2:27 Herman: “I know who are you.”
2:29 Sammy Cox: “Well, you say that. But you don’t know shit.”
2:31 Herman: “I know who are you.”
2:32 Sammy Cox: “Who?”
2:34 Herman: “I got you. Bye.”
2:36 Sammy Cox: “This is Pancho. Muy caliente. Fuck you.”
2:42 Voice 1: “The sweet Sammy Cox.”