Trains – Jocko Johnson
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Trains [Explicit]$1.29
The Jerky Boys, Album 4
Title: Trains
Characters: Sandy, Russel
Summary:
“Trains,” featuring Jocko Johnson, delivers a unique take on Jerky Boys prank calls. The humor builds through subtle delivery and unexpected turns. Unlike louder characters, Jocko brings a smooth and unpredictable style. The conversation feels natural and unscripted. Fans enjoy it for its originality and character depth. A great addition to classic prank call comedy,
Transcript:
0:01 Phone rings…
0:02 Russell: “This is funny shit.”
0:05 Sandy: “Hello?”
0:06 Russell: “What’s up there, chief?”
0:08 Sandy: “What’s up there, chief?”
0:09 Russell: “Yeah. How you doin’? I got tons of trains over here.”
0:12 Sandy: “Well, bring ’em in.”
0:13 Russell: “Where are you?”
0:14 Sandy: “You know where Grand Avenue is. [Beep].
0:16 Russell: “Hey. Whoa. Whoa. I got all these trains. I can’t carry ’em. See, my old man gave them to me when I was a weird little tyke. I never used trains. I don’t like trains. I like cars, fast cars, and fast women.”
0:30 Man laughs.
0:31 Russell: “So why don’t you buy all these trains off me so I could spend the money on fast women?”
0:35 Sandy: “I need your address.”
0:36 Russell: “All right. 78th [beep]”
0:39 Sandy: “78th [beep]”.
0:41 Russell: “78th [beep] Metropolitan. That’s right. On Metropolitan.”
0:46 Sandy: “Is it a private house?”
0:48 Russell: “Yeah. It’s a house. It’s right next to that Old Mike Deli. Hey. Bring some Vaseline, too.”
0:53 Sandy: “For what?”
0:54 Russell: “Don’t you need that for the trains?”
1:00 Sandy: “Well, I just want to look at them. I mean, I want to see [Inaudible 00:01:02].”
1:03 Russell: “Well, I got that tunnel there, too.”
1:06 Sandy: “Is it a metal tunnel or a paper tunnel?”
1:08 Russell: “No, it’s flesh.”
1:12 Sandy: “Right. [Inaudible 00:01:12] 78th Street.”
1:15 Russell: “That’s right, bucktooth. When are you coming over?”
1:21 Sandy: “Be over there in about 20 minutes.”
1:23 Russell: “All right. So bring some cash, all right?”
1:26 Sandy: “What’s your name?”
1:27 Russell: “My name is Russell. What’s yours?”
1:28 [Beep]
1:29 Russell: “What?”
1:30 [Beep]
1:31 Russell: “Sandy like Sandy Koufax?”
1:32 Sandy: “No. No.”
1:33 Russell: “He had some good years. Remember that back in…”
1:35 Sandy: “Oh, yeah. Yeah. That was a good game.”
1:36 Russell: “You’re into playing baseball?”
1:38 Sandy: “Oh. Hell yeah.”
1:39 Russell: “You were into that shit?”
1:40 Sandy: “Yeah.”
1:41 Russell: “What are you? A pitcher?”
1:43 Sandy: “No. No.”
1:45 Russell: “What do you do?”
1:46 Sandy: “I sit in the outfield.”
1:47 Russell: “You’re an outfielder?”
1:48 Sandy: “I was. [Inaudible 00:01:49].”
1:50 Russell: “I played outfield one time, I was lookin’ at a fuckin’ chick walkin’ by, the guy hittin’ a line drive hit my fuckin’ cocks. I couldn’t even take a piss for a couple of days. And you are here talkin’ about Sandy Koufax. So what made you get into these trains, man? You’re kind of old to be racin’ around on a train there. Well, what do you say about that?”
2:10 Sandy: “I don’t know. I don’t know.”
2:12 Russell: “What is it? I mean, what do you do with them? What? Do you sell ’em? Buy ’em? Sell ’em?”
2:16 Sandy: “I like to play with them.”
2:17 Russell: “You play with trains? You’d be better off with fuckin’ [cars].”
2:21 Sandy laughing. Sandy: “I do like those [cars].”
2:26 Russell: “I like fast everything, fast women, booze. I even like fast food. Do you ever eat Chinese food?”
2:33 Sandy: “Do I – I have eaten?”
2:34 Russell: “Hey, isn’t that shit good?”
2:35 Sandy: “Yeah.”
2:36 Russell: “That fuckin’ lo mein, chow mein, all that shit.”
2:39 Man laughs.
2:42 Russell: “Hey, listen. When you drive your train to the tunnel, you get like a sensation? I hear guys that play with trains really like gettin’ – takin’ up the old fuckin’ highway there. Is that true?”
2:52 Sandy: “I don’t know. Did you ever try that?”
2:54 Russell: “You know I was in the joint one time. That shit hurt.”
2:58 Man laughs.
3:00 Russell: “Yeah. You got big tits like me?”
3:03 Sandy: “I don’t know.”
3:04 Russell: “I got those big fuckin’ sausage shit things there. So listen, what are you wastin’ my time for? Are you comin’ over or not?”
3:12 Sandy: “Yeah. I’ll be there.”
3:13 Russell: “You’ll be there, huh? Hey, you got any baseball cards?”
3:15 Sandy: “No. No. No.”
3:17 Russell: “I got some Sandy Koufax there. Hey, when you were a kid, were they calling you Sandy Koufax, makin’ fun of you?”
3:23 Sandy: “No. Not like that. No. No. No.”
3:25 Russell: “Are you sure about that?”
3:26 Sandy: “Positive.”
3:28 Russell: “All right. So get over here. We could play with trains, play with each other’s cocks.”
3:32 Sandy: “I don’t think about that [Inaudible 00:03:33].”
3:34 Russell: “All right there? All right. So hurry the fuck up. I don’t have all day. I got to drive a truck later on.”
3:40 Sandy: “See you in the front now.”
3:42 Russell: “All right. I’ll be outside. All right.”
3:44 Sandy: “Right.”
3:45 Russell: “All right. But wait a minute. Whoa. Whoa. Are you going to bring cash or a check?”
3:49 Sandy: “Is that what you’re worried about? What the hell are you worried about that for?”
3:53 Russell: “I don’t know. You could slip me a bum check. I got a kid with me, too. You bring a kid, too. The kids can play while we look at the trains. How do you say that?”
4:03 Sandy: “Forget that.”
4:04 Russell: “Yeah. All right. Well, look, man. All right. Hurry up and come over. All right?”
4:08 Sandy: “All right. Bye-bye.”
4:09 Russell: “All right there, Sandy.”
4:11 Sandy: “Bye-bye.”
4:12 Russell: “Bye.”
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Trains [Explicit]$1.29
Trains – Jocko Johnson Classic Jerky Boys Call
“Trains” featuring Jocko Johnson, is one of those Jerky Boys prank calls that stand out for its unique character and unpredictable flow. While many fans know Frank Rizzo and Sol Rosenberg, Jocko Johnson brings a completely different energy that adds depth to the Jerky Boys universe.
This skit captures the raw creativity that made the crank call legends famous, with a simple setup, strong character, and a conversation that quickly takes on a life of its own.
What Happens in “Trains”
The call begins with a straightforward topic involving trains, but as the conversation develops, Jocko Johnson’s personality starts to take over. His delivery introduces confusion, humor, and unexpected turns that keep listeners engaged.
The humor builds through:
- Offbeat responses that shift the tone
- A steady but unpredictable rhythm
- Miscommunication that adds tension
- A character that feels completely original
This is what defines the best Jerky Boys prank calls, letting the situation evolve naturally into comedy.
The Jocko Johnson Style
Jocko Johnson stands apart from other characters in classic comedy albums because of his distinct approach. His delivery is less aggressive but equally effective, relying on timing and personality rather than volume.
What makes him unique:
- Smooth but unconventional delivery
- Subtle humor that builds over time
- Conversations that feel strangely real
- A character that adds variety to the Jerky Boys lineup
This diversity is part of what turned these recordings into lasting comedy collectibles.
Why Fans Love This
Fans appreciate “Trains” because it offers something different while still delivering classic Jerky Boys humor:
- A fresh character perspective
- Natural, unscripted conversation
- Humor that builds without forcing it
- A memorable performance from Jocko Johnson
For collectors of Jerky Boys merchandise, this skit adds variety and depth to any collection.
Perfect For
This prank call is perfect for:
- Fans of classic comedy albums
- Collectors of comedy collectibles
- Listeners exploring lesser-known Jerky Boys characters
- Anyone interested in custom prank calls
Whether you’re a longtime fan or discovering new content, this skit offers a unique experience.
A Piece of Comedy History
The Jerky Boys didn’t rely on just one style of humor. They created a range of characters, each bringing something different to the table. That variety is what helped them stand out and build a lasting legacy.
“Trains” reflects that creative approach. It shows how even a simple topic can become entertaining with the right character behind it.
Revisiting this skit means experiencing another side of classic prank call comedy.