“Jack – Crazy Little Monkey” (Brennan)
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Jack – Crazy Little Monkey” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
“Bob – Ricotta Cheese” (Brennan)
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Bob – Ricotta Cheese” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
“Rocine – Likes Lobster” – Cono – (Brennan)
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Rocine – Likes Lobster” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
Remembering the Legendary Alan Arkin: An Oscar-Winning Disney Actor
It is with heavy hearts that we report the passing of the esteemed actor Alan Arkin, who left an indelible mark on the world of cinema. Arkin, an Oscar-winning actor and beloved figure in the entertainment industry, captivated audiences with his incredible talent, versatility, and captivating performances. With a career spanning over six decades, Arkin […]
Unemployed Painter – the woke version
Title: “Underemployed Artist”[Scene: A small studio apartment. The phone rings, and the character, Alex, answers.]Alex: Hello?Caller: Hi, is this Alex?Alex: Yes, speaking. How can I help you?Caller: Hi Alex, my name is Emily. I found your portfolio online and I’m really impressed by your work.Alex: Oh, thank you! I’m glad you like it.Caller: Yeah, I’m […]
“Sol – Sol’s Gas” (Brennan)
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Sol – Sol’s Gas” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
“Sol – I Just Tumbled” (Brennan)
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Sol – I Just Tumbled” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
“Jack – You’re Ridiculous” (Brennan)
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Jack – You’re Ridiculous” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
Safety Gates
The Jerky Boys, album 3 Title: Safety Gates Characters: Frank Rizzo Summary: Transcript:
Civil War Memorabilia (Part 2)
The Jerky Boys, album 3 Title: Civil War Memorabilia (Part 2) Characters: Sol Rosenberg Summary: The skit revolves around a comical and confusing phone conversation between Sol Rosenberg and another person interested in buying Civil War memorabilia. The conversation starts with multiple hellos, reflecting miscommunication or technical issues. The potential buyer expresses interest in the […]
Nuts to you – the woke version
Title: “Respectfully Decline”[Scene: A modern, socially conscious workplace setting. A desk phone rings, and a character named Terry, an advocate for respectful communication, answers.]Terry: Hello, this is Terry speaking, how may I help you today?Caller: Hey, how you doin’? I’m lookin’ for some nuts.Terry: Ah, I see. Well, we don’t actually sell nuts here, sir. […]
Gay Hairdresser – the woke version
Title: Inclusive Salon Experience[Scene: Inside a modern, inclusive salon. Soft music plays in the background. A diverse group of clients, including people of various races, genders, sexual orientations, and abilities, are seated in the waiting area. The atmosphere is welcoming and accepting.]Voice on the Phone: (ringing) “Hello, and thank you for calling our inclusive salon, […]
“Frank – Speed Racer” (Brennan)
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Frank – Speed Racer” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
Terrorist Pizza – the woke version
Title: “Socially Conscious Pizza Delivery”[Scene: A bustling pizzeria where socially conscious employees work diligently. The phone rings and one of the employees, named Alex, picks up.]Alex: Good day, you’ve reached the socially conscious pizza shop. How may I assist you in promoting equity and justice through pizza consumption?Caller: Uh, yeah, I’d like to order a […]
A Little Emergency
The Jerky Boys, album 2 Title: A little Emergency Characters: Summary: The skit opens with a phone call to a sports store inquiring about tennis ball firing machines. The caller reveals an odd situation where they rented a tennis machine to shoot boiled potatoes coated in Vaseline at each other for fun. The caller’s friend, […]
Security Service
The Jerky Boys, album 2 Title: Security Service Characters: Jack Tors Summary: Transcript:
The Insulator Job
The Jerky Boys, album 1 Title: Insulator Job Characters: Roland Summary: The skit involves a phone conversation between Roland and an unidentified caller discussing an insulator job. The caller inquires about the job, asking Roland for details and safety equipment provisions. Roland, seemingly unfamiliar with the job specifics, mentions his role in estimating rather than […]
Bad Tomatoes
The Jerky Boys, album 3 Title: Bad Tomatoes Characters: Nikos Summary: The skit opens with a phone call between Sam and Nico, initially filled with confusion over the caller’s identity. Nico claims to be a friend of Tony Simos and urgently notifies Sam about a batch of bad tomatoes. Despite Sam’s repeated attempts to ascertain […]
Gay Hairdresser
The Jerky Boys, album 2 Title: Gay Hairdresser Characters: Summary: The skit unfolds as a phone conversation between two individuals, Voice 1 and Voice 2, discussing a potential job opportunity. Voice 2 expresses interest in a job related to hairstyling, indicating a willingness to bring in a considerable clientele. However, the conversation takes an unexpected […]
Make Air Not War
The Jerky Tapes (Album 6) Title: Make Air Not War Characters: Summary: Transcript:
Auto Mechanic
The Jerky Boys, album 1 Title: Auto Mechanic Characters: Summary: In this skit, a phone call unfolds between two individuals regarding a job at an auto mechanic shop. Voice 2, the job applicant, asserts they have seven years of experience, specifically with race cars. However, when asked about an inspection license, Voice 2 dodges the […]
“Sol – 2 Wheeler Crash” (Brennan)
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Sol – 2 Wheeler Crash” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
Send a Salami to your boy in the Army
“Send a Salami to Your Boy in the Army”: The Perfect Way to Show Your Support When it comes to showing support for our loved ones serving in the military, there are many ways to express our gratitude and appreciation. However, one time-honored tradition that has stood the test of time is sending care packages. […]
“Jerky Call, No. 3: Small Eel, Small Shock” (Brennan)
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Jerky Call, No. 3: Small Eel, Small Shock” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript: