“Frank – Speed Racer” (Brennan)
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Frank – Speed Racer” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
“Rocine – Likes Pizza” (Brennan)
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Rocine – Likes Pizza” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
The Dresser
The Jerky Boys, album 3 Title: The Dresser Characters: Frank Kissel Summary: Transcript:
Fava Beans
The Jerky Boys, album 2 Title: Fava Beans Characters: Summary: In this comedic phone conversation skit, a disgruntled customer calls a restaurant to complain about becoming sick after eating Fava beans. The customer accuses the restaurant of serving him the beans that allegedly caused his illness. The exchange becomes increasingly absurd and humorous as the […]
Terrorist Pizza
The Jerky Boys, album 2 Title: Terrorist Pizza Characters: Summary: The skit portrays a frantic and escalating conversation between two voices, presumably a customer and a pizza place representative. Voice 2, a furious and distressed customer, accuses the pizza place of delivering contaminated food that made their family sick. They express extreme anger, threatening legal […]
You Wanna Scrap?
The Jerky Boys, Stop Staring at Me! Title: You Wanna Scrap? Characters: Frank Rizzo Summary: In this comedic skit, Frank calls a number he found in the yellow pages under “scrap” but faces a series of misunderstandings. He believes he’s speaking to someone related to a Howard Stern show, accusing them of threatening to beat […]
Who are the Jerky Boys?
The Jerky Boys are a comedic duo known for their prank phone calls, which gained popularity in the 1990s. The duo consists of Johnny Brennan and Kamal Ahmed, who adopted humorous alter egos and used their distinctive voices to create hilariously outrageous conversations with unsuspecting victims. The Jerky Boys are credited with pioneering the genre […]
“Jerky Call, No. 5: Got Worms” (Brennan)
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Jerky Call, No. 5: Got Worms” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
Send a Salami to your boy in the Army
“Send a Salami to Your Boy in the Army”: The Perfect Way to Show Your Support When it comes to showing support for our loved ones serving in the military, there are many ways to express our gratitude and appreciation. However, one time-honored tradition that has stood the test of time is sending care packages. […]
Diamond Dealer
The Jerky Boys, album 2 Title: Diamond dealer Characters: Operator Summary: The skit is a comical exchange between an individual, Voice 1, attempting to unload “stones” and a series of operators. Initially, Voice 1 calls, referring to having “stones” to get rid of, eventually revealing they mean kidney stones and are mistakenly mixing up their […]
Uncle Freddie
The Jerky Boys, album 1 Title: Uncle Freddie Characters: Frank Kissel Summary: Transcript:
“Rocine – Ass Slap” (Brennan)
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Rocine – Ass Slap” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
Silly Food – Frank Rizzo
The Jerky Boys, album 3 Title: Silly Food Characters: Frank Rizzo Summary: Transcript:
Tarbash’s Car Trouble
Title: “Tarbash’s Ride Dilemma”[Setting: A busy city street. Tarbash, a conscientious and eco-friendly cab driver, waits in his hybrid vehicle for passengers.]Tarbash: (Answering a call) Hello, this is Tarbash. How may I assist you on this fine day?Caller: Yo, I need a ride to the corner of 5th and Elm.Tarbash: Certainly, my friend. I’ll be […]
Laundromat – The Jerky Boys 4
00:00:03 Frank Puma: “What the fuck can they be?” 00:05 Speaker 2: “Laundry.” 00:06 Frank Puma: “Yeah, who’s in charge over there?” 00:07 Speaker 2: “Who’s calling?” 00:09 Frank Puma: “Yeah, this is Puma. Frank Puma. I had my little boy go there and leave off some laundry. We got it back now. It’s not […]
The Call for Inclusive Movement
[The scene opens with a phone ringing.] Caller: Hello? Receiver: Hi there, this is the Diversity and Inclusion Hotline. How can we assist you today? Caller: Oh, thank goodness. I’ve been feeling this urge to express myself through movement, but I want to make sure I’m doing it in a way that’s respectful and inclusive […]
The Flower Lady #3
The Jerky Tapes (Album 6) Title: The Flower Lady #3 Characters: Summary: Transcript: