Husband Beating
The Jerky Boys, album 2 Title: Husband Beating Characters: Summary: Transcript:
Diamond Dealer
The Jerky Boys, album 2 Title: Diamond dealer Characters: Operator Summary: The skit is a comical exchange between an individual, Voice 1, attempting to unload “stones” and a series of operators. Initially, Voice 1 calls, referring to having “stones” to get rid of, eventually revealing they mean kidney stones and are mistakenly mixing up their […]
The Mattress King
The Jerky Boys, album 2 Title: The Mattress King Characters: Jay Summary: Transcript:
Sol’s Nude Beach
The Jerky Boys, album 2 Title: Sol’s Nude Beach Characters: Sol Rosenberg Summary: The skit opens with a phone call where a woman answers and a person named Sol asks for Jim. There’s confusion over Sol’s name, but he persistently mentions joining a nudist camp, claiming Jim invited him due to past mistreatment at a […]
A Little Emergency
The Jerky Boys, album 2 Title: A little Emergency Characters: Summary: The skit opens with a phone call to a sports store inquiring about tennis ball firing machines. The caller reveals an odd situation where they rented a tennis machine to shoot boiled potatoes coated in Vaseline at each other for fun. The caller’s friend, […]
“Sol – Sol Bomb” (Brennan)
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Sol – Sol Bomb” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
Safety Gates
The Jerky Boys, album 3 Title: Safety Gates Characters: Frank Rizzo Summary: Transcript:
“Jerky Call, No. 4: Occasional Banners” (Brennan)
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Jerky Call, No. 4: Occasional Banners” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
Pork Fried Rice
The Jerky Boys, Stop Staring at Me! Title: Pork Fried Rice Characters: Summary: Transcript:
“Pico – Mariposa” (Brennan)
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Pico – Mariposa” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
Firecracker Mishap
The Jerky Boys, album 1 Title: Firecracker Mishap Characters: Summary: Transcript:
“Sol – I Just Tumbled” (Brennan)
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Sol – I Just Tumbled” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
Kissel Sails – Kissel
The Jerky Boys, Album 4 Title: Kissel Sails Characters: Kissel, Yacht Broker Summary: ! ChatGPT In the presented skit, a phone call unfolds between Kissel, a character inquiring about renting a yacht, and two individuals on the other end of the line. Kissel expresses his desire to rent a yacht for himself, his wife, and possibly […]
Pablo Honey by Radiohead
Radiohead’s debut album, “Pablo Honey”, released in 1993, is often overshadowed by the band’s later critically acclaimed works like “OK Computer” and “Kid A”. However, upon closer inspection, “Pablo Honey” reveals itself to be a more interesting and complex album than it is often given credit for. With its mix of grunge, alternative rock, and […]
The Flower Lady #4
The Jerky Tapes (Album 6) Title: The Flower Lady #4 Characters: Summary: Transcript:
Mechanic Prank Call Guide
Prank calls are a timeless way to have a good laugh and entertain yourself and your friends. One of the classic prank call scenarios is calling a mechanic and pretending to have a ridiculous problem with your car. Whether you are looking to prank your friends or just want to have a good laugh, a […]
Ball Game Beating
The Jerky Boys, album 2 Title: Ball Game Beating Characters: Sol Rosenberg Summary: Transcript:
Kissel sails – the woke version
Title: “Kissel Sets Sail with Consent”[Scene: A bustling office setting. A phone rings.]Caller: [Excitedly] Hello?Receptionist: Good afternoon, thank you for calling. How can we assist you today?Caller: Uh, yeah, I’m calling about the sailboat, you know?Receptionist: Of course, sir. How can I help you with that?Caller: Yeah, I got a problem with this sailboat. I […]
1,000 Chickens Trilogy (Part Two)
The Jerky Boys, Stop Staring at Me! Title: 1,000 Chickens Trilogy (Part Two) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
Sol’s Turnstile – Sol Rosenberg
The Jerky Boys, Album 4 Title: Sol’s Turnstile Characters: Sol Rosenberg Summary: Transcript:
Moonlight Matinee – The Jerky Tapes
00:00 Jack Tors: “Hello?” 00:01 Speaker 2: “Yeah, I’m calling from Mr. Getzof’s office. This is Janet [beep].” 00:04 Jack Tors: “Who is this?” 00:05 Speaker 2: “I just called about two minutes ago, and he told me to call back.” 00:08 Jack Tors: “Who is this?” 00:10 Speaker 2: “Are you going to play […]
Bright
They Jerky Tapes (Album 6) Title: Bright Characters: Summary: Transcript:
Ball Game Beating – the woke version
Title: “Inclusive Community Gathering”[Scene: A park on a sunny day. Two friends, Alex and Sam, are sitting on a bench, enjoying the weather.]Alex: Hey, Sam, you know what? I’m thinking of organizing a community gathering at the park.Sam: Oh yeah? That sounds awesome! What’s the occasion?Alex: No occasion, really. I just feel like it would […]
Jerky Boys Dentist & Frank Rizzo
The Jerky Boys are known for their hilarious prank calls, and one of their most memorable characters is Frank Rizzo, a foul-mouthed New Yorker with a thick accent who often pretends to be a dentist. In these prank calls, Frank Rizzo calls unsuspecting dental offices and demands that he be seen immediately for his dental […]