“Sol – Whipping” (Brennan)
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Sol – Whipping” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
Testing for Jeopardy – the woke version
Title: “Inclusive Jeopardy Audition”[Scene: A nondescript office setting. A diverse group of individuals, including people of various ethnicities, genders, and abilities, sit nervously in chairs, waiting for their turn.][Enter a facilitator, wearing a “diversity and inclusion advocate” badge.]Facilitator: Hello, everyone! Welcome to the auditions for our socially conscious version of Jeopardy. Today, we’re not just […]
I Pickle They
The Jerky Boys, Stop Staring at Me! Title: I Pickle They Characters: Jack Tors Summary: In this comedic skit, confusion reigns supreme during a phone conversation between two individuals regarding an order of pickles and tomatoes. Voice 1 seems to be trying to place an order for pickles but appears to be inadvertently calling Jack’s […]
“Frank – Auto Mechanic” (Brennan)
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Frank – Auto Mechanic” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
“Frank – Barrel Ass” (Brennan)
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Frank – Barrel Ass” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
Sol’s Turnstile – Sol Rosenberg
The Jerky Boys, Album 4 Title: Sol’s Turnstile Characters: Sol Rosenberg Summary: Transcript:
Body Building
The Jerky Boys, album 3 Title: Body Building Characters: Frank Rizzo Summary: Transcript:
Diamond Dealer – the woke version
Title: Ethically Sourced Diamond Merchant[Scene: A phone rings, and a calm, soothing voice answers.]Voice: Good day, this is Emery speaking, how may I assist you?Caller: Hey Emery, it’s Dave.Emery: Ah, greetings, Dave. What brings you to my line today?Caller: Well, Emery, I’ve been on the lookout for an engagement ring for my partner, and I’ve […]
“Sol – Can’t See” (Brennan)
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Sol – Can’t See” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
Terrorist Pizza
The Jerky Boys, album 2 Title: Terrorist Pizza Characters: Summary: The skit portrays a frantic and escalating conversation between two voices, presumably a customer and a pizza place representative. Voice 2, a furious and distressed customer, accuses the pizza place of delivering contaminated food that made their family sick. They express extreme anger, threatening legal […]
“Ringtones Intro” (Brennan)
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Ringtones Intro” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
Paradise – the woke version
Title: “Inclusive Paradise”[Scene: A serene garden setting. Two individuals, Alex and Pat, sit on a bench, admiring the surroundings.]Alex: Hey, Pat, isn’t this place just absolutely divine?Pat: It sure is, Alex. The tranquility here is truly remarkable.Alex: You know what? I can’t help but feel like this place could be even more welcoming to everyone.Pat: […]
The Need To Dance – Jack Tors
The Jerky Boys, vol 4 album Title: The Need To Dance Characters: Jack Tors Summary: Transcript:
Moonlight Matinee – The Jerky Tapes
00:00 Jack Tors: “Hello?” 00:01 Speaker 2: “Yeah, I’m calling from Mr. Getzof’s office. This is Janet [beep].” 00:04 Jack Tors: “Who is this?” 00:05 Speaker 2: “I just called about two minutes ago, and he told me to call back.” 00:08 Jack Tors: “Who is this?” 00:10 Speaker 2: “Are you going to play […]
“Rocine – Licks Balloons” (Brennan)
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Rocine – Licks Balloons” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
Lawnmower Sale – the woke version
Title: Sustainable Gardening Consultation[Scene: A serene garden setting with chirping birds and lush greenery. Two individuals, Pat and Frank, stand amidst the foliage, engaging in conversation.]Pat: Hey, Frank, have you heard about the latest sustainable gardening techniques?Frank: Sustainable gardening? What’s that all about?Pat: It’s about being mindful of the environment while tending to our lawns […]
Little Elves – Tarbash
The Jerky Boys, vol 4 album Title: Little Elves Characters: Tarbash Summary: Transcript:
30th Anniversary of the Jerky Boys
It’s hard to believe, but 2023 marks the 30th anniversary of the Jerky Boys, a comedy duo that rose to fame in the early 90s with their hilarious prank phone calls. The Jerky Boys, consisting of Johnny Brennan and Kamal Ahmed, released their first album in 1993, which quickly became a cult classic. Their unique […]
“Sol – They’re Trying” (Brennan)
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Sol – They’re Trying” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
Trains – Jocko Johnson
The Jerky Boys, Album 4 Title: Trains Characters: Sandy, Russel Summary: Transcript:
“Bob – Ricotta Cheese” (Brennan)
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Bob – Ricotta Cheese” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
Security Service
The Jerky Boys, album 2 Title: Security Service Characters: Jack Tors Summary: Transcript:
“Jerky Call, No. 6: Quick Jerks” (Brennan)
Sol’s Rusty Trombone (Album 7) Title: “Jerky Call, No. 6: Quick Jerks” (Brennan) Characters: Summary: Transcript:
Gay Hard Hat
The Jerky Boys, album 1 Title: Gay Hard Hat Characters: Jack Tors Summary: Transcript: